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Stormbringer Crew Incorrect Quotes (Part 2);

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Levi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Skelebar , laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Levi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!

Ike: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Levi:

Levi: I appreciate it,

Levi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Jolene: Levi-

Levi: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Craven: Levi we gotta-

Levi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Levi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Levi, motioning to baby Atlas: NOT FUCKING THIS!

Hannah: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Luke: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Darcy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Skia: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Peachy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Remi:

Remi: I have emotional scars.

Hannah:

Hannah: Same but the dumbest scars I got were from purposely stabbing my hand in the 1st grade over and over again to make Skia feel better about her scar.

Skia: It was a nice gesture but it didn't really work because I don't like watching her get hurt.

Remi: Hey Hannah, how'd you get that scar on your knee?

Hannah: Oh I was riding my bike back in 2nd grade when Cruella tried to ram me down with her car but I escaped by going down a hill. Tried to hit the brakes but that just sent me flying head first off my bike and into the road. I came out with this scar, one on my hand, and bad road burn on my belly. But it could have been worse because I wasn't wearing a helmet. But it wasn't and I only have a couple of scars from it, cool right?

Remi:

Remi: WHAT?!

Isaac: We need to distract these guys.

Parker: Leave it to me.

Parker: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

James, Luis, and John: *Immediately begin arguing*

Eduardo, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

*The squad right before Josh's wedding*

Evelyn: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Gunner: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Treycor: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Noah: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND!

Haul, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!

Josh: Are we really going to let Hannah keep Joy?

Evelyn: We kept Eduardo.

*The group is getting into the car*

Anna: I’m driving.

Alex, out of view: Shotgun!

Aaron, turning to face Alex: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Alex: WOAH-

Alex, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

Misty, banging on the door: Rian! Open up!

Rian: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Moxie: No, they meant-

Hope: Let them finish.

Fiona: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Herlando: Not if they consent to it.

Howiee: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Gunner: YES?!?

Liberty: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Hannah: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Haul: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Hannah: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Haul: Is it working?

Gunner: Bro-

Aaron: No, no, hold up, rewind. My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Darcy: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Luke: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Darcy: I said within reason, Luke. How about I murder that guy?

Luke: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Darcy: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Liberty: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Herlando : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Liberty: That one. I want that one.

Moxie: Hope is playing hard to get.

Moxie: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Noah: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Fiona: Aww-

Noah: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Hope: Are you ready to commit?

Moxie: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Misty: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Rian: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Misty: ...

Misty: You mean ring bearER, right?

Rian: ...

Misty: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Howiee: We both look very handsome tonight.

Anna: You know, if you'd just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, "So do you."

Howiee: I couldn't take that chance.

Howiee: I think I'm falling for you.

Anna: Then get up.

Haul: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Hannah: That's great, Haul. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Darcy: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Luke: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

Peachy: repeat after me.

Skia: after me.

Peachy: no, repeat "I will not cause mass terror via homicide."

Skia: I will cause mass terror via homicide.

Hannah: I will cause mass terror with vigilantism as a replacement for homicide.

Peachy: NO!

Remi: I made chocolate chip cookies! Oh, bad timing I guess...

Audrey: Skia can we use your hair as a campfire

Skia: yes but why?

Chad: to make s'mores

Hannah: what's a s'more?

Skia: the hell is that?

Audrey: Oh my gosh.

Chad: That has to be illegal. Everyone should know what a s'more is!

Hannah: I don't like Mal much....

Skia: should I toast her?

Hannah:...do we really want to smell that?

Hannah, under breath: and Mal isn't that bad.

Audrey: stop planning murder.

Chad: I'm concerned for your mental stability

Hannah: what's that?

Skia: what's that?

Chad, concerned: time for therapy...

Skia: is arson allowed here?

Hannah: no but do it. I suggest Beast's statue.

Skia: but what if we get in trouble....should I?

Hannah: yes.

Chad, overhearing: NO, ARSON BAD!

Skia: I'm stabby.

Peachy: Skia, you're seven, no, and never, especially not now.

Hannah: do it, stab someone.

Remi: Hannah we're small, how would she even stab someone!?

Skia: *sees Gaston* target acquired AHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs and stabs Gaston*

Hannah: heh, bully deserves it.

Peachy: SKIA NO! GET BACK OVER HERE NOW!

Skia: *skips back happily* I got rid of the stabby urge, now all I have left is-

Peachy: Skia no.

Hannah: Skia yes!

Skia: WORLD DOMINATION!

Remi: why though?

Skia: *grins ferally* because monarchies are bad!

Peachy: Skia, you're seven, no world domination.

Skia: I see, world domination the second I turn into an adult!

Remi: I agree.

Hannah to Luke: how have you not learned at this point that like 90% of our successes are based on luck?

Hannah: John I need you to—

Hannah:..

Hannah: where the fuck did John go?

Luke: why are you asking me? I wasn't aware that I was on John Patrol.

Hannah: the fuck you talking about? All of us—all of the time—we are all on John Patrol. He's a literal fucking Ninja. ZEUS DAMN IT!

F.G: I am, as the kids say, awake.

Hannah: ...Did you mean “woke”?

F.G: I did mean “woke” but it’s grammatically incorrect.

Rian: Just stop sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong.

Moxie: Really Rian? And where does my nose belong if not inside our parents' business?

Luke: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty, sixty bucks?

Hannah: Two thousand, four hundred, and thirty seven dollars.

Luke: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?!

Treycor *walks into Hannah's room*

Hannah, standing on a table with Atlas, Levi, Ike, Craven, Jolene, Skelebar, Noah, Fiona, and the other children:

Treycor: what are you lot doing on the table?

Hannah: it's my room, I can stand where I want to!

Treycor:

Treycor: Where's the spider?

Hannah: Its by the door kill it please I beg of you.

Gunner: Alright, who taught Noah how to say Fuck?

Aaron: Who taught YOU how to say fuck?!

Anna: oh my Zeus, will you guys stop saying fuck before you teach the smaller kids to say it and Hannah beats all our asses.

Levi, age 3, breaks a toy: FUCK!

The twins and Gunner: Oh fuck.

Moxie: Rian. Get Herlando. Now.

Rian: You dropped Atlas into the chamleon encloser at the zoo again didn't you?

Moxie: JUST GET HERLANDO BEFORE HANNAH FINDS OUT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Gunner: has anyone seen my blood bags?

*everyone turns to look at Herlando*

Herlando: Oh what, just because I'm a vampire it was automatically I who took it? That's specist!

Everyone *immediately turns sheepish *

Hannah: What is your biggest weakness?

John: I can be uncooperative.

Hannah: Okay, can you give me an example?

John: No.

Hannah: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Parker: The cow???

Hannah: What?! No!!

Luke: Parker, W H Y?

Hannah: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Treycor: If?

Luke: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Hannah: I know you snuck out last night without me, Lucas.

Treycor: Play dumb!

Luke: Who's Lucas ?

Treycor: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Hannah: We need a distraction.

Treycor: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Luke, whispering: My time has come

Luke: You're right.

Hannah: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Hannah: Treycor, keep an eye on Luke today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Treycor: Sure, I’d love to see Luke get punched.

Hannah: Try again.

Treycor, sighing: I will stop Luke from getting punched.

James: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

James *punches wall*

James:

James: Takemetothehospitalplease.

Treycor: No, because if I do you won't learn anything.

Parker: and you're just overreacting. See, watch...

Parker *punches the same wall* OW!

John: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Hannah: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Luke, nodding: Mood.

Josh: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

John: I'm with him, I'm too tired to handle this right now.

Evelyn: same here.

Fiona: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them as Luke would say.

Luke, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

Hannah: Luke no!

Skia: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Darcy: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Noah: Goodnight moon.

Noah: Goodnight tree.

Noah: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Hannah: Say syke right now.

Darcy: Bye Luke. Bye River. Bye Hannah. Bye murderous ghosts that only I can see.

Hannah: Haha, very funny Darcy.

Darcy *walking away*

Hannah: Darcy?

Darcy *still walking*

Hannah: This isn't funny Darcy.

Darcy *Gone*

Hannah: DARCY, I SWEAR TO FUCKING ZEUS YOU BETTER BE FUCKING WITH ME! SAY SYKE RIGHT NOW!

Hannah, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Hannah: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Hannah: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

James: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Luke: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Luke: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Hannah: Okay, you're NEVER allowed to answer the door AGAIN.

Fiona: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

James: Niether is mine. I feel ya.

Parker: Mine either.

Luke: and they just can't get my nose right!

Hannah, rolling her eyes: that's because you four all made your wanted posters.

Fiona, young and sad: I just wanted to look interesting...

Fiona, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

Alex: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Fiona: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Darcy: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Darcy: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

Luke, filming from the balcony: I taught Atlas how to say 'Tax Benefits' and now that's all he says. It's hilarious.

Atlas, waddling away from Hannah and babbling: TAX BENEFITS!

Hannah: You're 1! How do you even know what tax benefits are?! I don't even know what they are!

Luke: We're 21. And she's gonna kill me when she finds out I'm the one who taught him it but I have no regrets.

Levine: Why are you smiling?

Skelebar: Wha? Can't I just be happy?

Jolene: She's smiling because Ike tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Skelebar: Snitch!

Ike: I liked you better when you didn't talk.

Levine: Ooo Skelebar lost Atlas, she's in trouble.

Skelebar: You're the oldest, dumbass, you're gonna be the one in trouble!

Ike: Hannah said not to use that word!

Jolene: Well, Hannah's not here and we need to find Atlas. So who cares what Hannah said?

Craven: That's mutually!

Jolene: It's pronounced 'Mutiny' not 'Mutually', barnacle brains!

Levine: Jolene, be nice to your brother!

Skelebar: LEVI, FOCUS!

Levine: Skelebar, you handle this.

Skelebar: But you're the oldest!

Levine: Not my problem!

Levine: Oh God, we dropped Atlas.

Skelebar: Hannah's gonna kill us.

Atlas *completely fine and laughing on the floor* Again, again, AGAIN!

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[Editor’s note: This review may contain spoilers.]

Writer: Tim Seeley

Artists: Eduardo Pansica, Julio Ferreira, Alex Sollazzo

Covers: Tomeu Morey, Riccardo Federici, Brandon Peterson

Summary

Responding to a crisis in space, Jessica and Simon are faced with a very difficult decision, and very little time to make it in.

Positives

Issue 33 has a new writer in Tim Seeley, and right from this first issue he completely crushes it right out of the gate. The writing in this issue was just perfect. For starters, the dynamic and banter between Simon and Jessica was incredibly entertaining. They’re dialogue flowed so well, never missing a beat, which made it incredibly fun to read. The comedy between them in this issue was fantastic. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so much reading a comic book. Even Jessica’s ring got a few shots off.

Speaking of Jessica, her constructs have been getting pretty good over the past few months, but her construct of Wonder Woman in this issue takes the cake. It was definitely memorable.

What I particularly loved about this issue resembles what we had the last issue, which was a much more personal look at the Lanterns. The flashbacks we got were great, and really showed that no matter how much you think you’ve changed, you can never outrun your past. But at the same time, Jessica being able to make jokes about her anxiety was amazing, and really shows how far she’s come in this series.

It wasn’t just the writing that was incredible in this issue, but Pansica and Ferreira’s artwork was one of the best in this series. They really took it to another level. Every page, every panel was stunning. Beautiful lines, gorgeous colors, fantastic facial expressions and great action sequences. The 2nd page in particular, when you see Simon’s and Jessica’s Lantern masks being created, was just stunning.

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Negatives

No real negatives to mention.

Verdict

Seeley is making a statement in this issue, and I can’t wait to see what else he has in store for us. A great story with incredible writing, and beautiful art. What more can you ask for in a book? A definite must read for sure.

Review: Green Lanterns #33 Writer: Tim Seeley Artists: Eduardo Pansica, Julio Ferreira, Alex Sollazzo Covers: Tomeu Morey, Riccardo Federici, Brandon Peterson…

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You know you’re extremely dedicated to an AU when you’re written so many papers on headcanons for that AU because they just keep coming. And just when my exams are coming up too :/

Before I start, I just want to say that it gets a little sad at the end here so be warned. I choked up typing this. Try to enjoy Jackie Chan Adventures High School AU Part IV.

when in italics, the conversation is in another language, like Mandarin.

San Francisco High has 2,000 students, 140 faculty members and and a seemingly endless number of classes to take. There are 2 semesters and each semester a student has to take 4 classes. At the end of the year, every student will have taken 8 classes and they can only fail one class. By graduation, seniors would have had 28 - 32 credits recorded to graduate.

Jackie has a free period in each semester, so Jackie takes this as an opportunity to get to know the Enforcers, V.P. Hartman and Principal Black. Of course, other times Jackie uses this time to study for anything and do homework so he has enough time to do whatever when he gets home.

Jackie shares a World History/Geography class with everyone in the J-Team (including Drago) in the second semester, which brings everyone in the group closer together by the end of the year.

By the time the 2nd semester comes around, Jackie is classified as a “nerd” because of his smarts and incredibly good grades. He’s helped Viper in Mandarin, Jade and Frank in Spanish, Charlie and Rocko in Algebra and El Toro in English language.

However, World History/Geography is a hard class, taught by Mr. Kasahara/Origami. He is a pretty tough teacher, but Jackie loves Geography and World History, so the class is a breeze for him. For everyone else in the J-Team, not so much. On top of that, Drago and Jackie bump heads wayyyy too often, which disrupts the class numerous times.

Over time, Drago’s grade in W.H./G. begins to fall to a D and Capt. Black finds out. In the 13, you must make a C or higher to continue playing any kind of sport. If Drago doesn’t find a way to bring up his grade in World History by the end of the semester to a C or higher, he loses his chance to sign up for the football scholarship everyone but him is getting. Drago becomes desperate and begs all the “nerds” for help, but they too are busy with their own issues..

Well, almost everyone.

Jackie wants to be an archaeologist when he grows up, which means he has to study very hard in history. He has the highest grade in his W.H./G. and won’t hesitate to help anyone in need.

Almost anyone.

Begrudgingly, Drago swallows his pride and asks Jackie to tutor him. Jade says no for Jackie, since he is the J-Team’s lead tutor. Plus, by now Jackie has enough bad blood with Drago to stay away from him. Drago doesn’t care anymore, until he gets his next test grade back.

Through many sources in school, Drago discovers that some members of the J-Team aren’t doing so hot in subjects he’s excellent in. For example, Jackie isn’t doing so well in Pre-Calculus and in U.S. Civics + Economics and Frank and Tohru need a lot of help in German. Those are Drago’s easiest classes, so once again Drago swallows his pride to ask Jackie to tutor him with an offer of $50. For the first time that year Jackie sees some humility in Drago, so reluctantly he agrees but doesn’t take the money. It takes some time to get the J-Team to agree, but they decide it’s for the better.

The next day in school, the J-Team prepare to meet at the nearest park to study. Drago has the idea of taking the studying to his house. Everyone is hesitant to do this but does so anyway.

They split up: Drago and Tohru both have cars. Drago takes, Jade, Jackie, Viper and Rocko. Tohru takes Eduardo, Paco, Charlie and Frank.

When they arrive at Drago’s mansion, they are “greeted” by Drago’s pet tiger, Henri. Crazy right?

Everyone is extremely distrustful of Drago, but he somewhat helpfully and successfully helps Jackie get better in Pre-Calc and his Civics class. Still doesn’t change how he feels about Drago though.

One day, Jackie and Viper are waiting for Rocko and Jade as they are late for the study session, since they are waiting for Drago to give them a ride to his house. As they leave the school, they see Drago having a heated argument with his father in Mandarin. This is a surprise to Jackie and Viper, who never knew Drago’s ethnicity. As he’s listening, Jackie finds how Drago was able to put two and two on a lot of things in the shared conversations in Chinese between Jackie, Jade and Charlie.

Through translation, Jackie and Viper find out Drago’s father, Mr. Huo, is part of the Chinese mafia and is still being hunted by FBI because of what he did in China. Mr. Huo knows that any day now, he will be arrested and deported, so he’s saying goodbye to Drago ahead of time in case he never sees him anymore. Drago is angry over this because Mr. Huo has never remained in Drago’s life for more than a year. “I was even counting on you coming to my graduation, but I guess you won’t be here for that either! It seems like you never cared about me or Mom enough to leave the Bā Wáng!” Mr. Huo tells his son that he can’t leave; the life of the Bā Wáng has been embedded into him as long as he could remember. He’s too far in to quit. With that Mr. Long takes his departure in his limo and leaves Drago to angrily sulk alone. Then, Jade and Rocko come outside and Drago drives off.

The group study session is going well for everyone, but Jackie and Viper still couldn’t help but to think about the conversation he eavesdropped in with Drago and his father. It distracts them from the tutoring in general.

Viper drums up enough courage to tell Drago the truth. Drago tries to ignore it, but ends up blowing up at Viper. When Jackie defends her, Drago replies in Chinese, “Well, excuse me, Mr. Perfect Know-It-All! I didn’t know that my life had to be perfect like yours, where you had to be born with friends and family there to support you every step of the way. You don’t know what it’s like to grow up learning how to survive day by day!”

Jackie is devoid of an expression and tells Drago the tutoring session is officially over in English. He walks out of Drago’s house with Jade behind him as the two walk home. The rest of the J-Team sans Drago leave to go home also.

When Jackie gets home, he doesn’t greet his host parents or say a word the rest of the evening. This greatly concerns Jade and her parents as he’s usually happy, but Jackie is unwilling to say or express anything.

In the middle of the night, Jade catches Jackie watching TV and eating a bowl of cereal, since he was unable to eat dinner. She sees that Jackie’s face is streaked with tears on his face, making it the first time Jade sees Jackie crying.

Here, Jackie opens up more about himself, as he didn’t explain his full story to his host family or his friends at all. Jackie talked about his dream coming to America, his parents’, Uncle taking him in, going to school and being bullied for some time. This makes Jade cry a little also because she didn’t know much about Jackie’s past to begin with. He seemed always happy, so she never really thought about what Jackie actually went through. Here, the bond between Jade and Jackie becomes stronger and Jade and Jackie respect each other even more. Even through the hardest of times in life, Jackie refused to give up on his dream of being in America. Jade goes to bed that night with this embedded in her mind.

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