Not aventurine coming for Sunday 😭
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Dr. Ratio: You're really campaigning for the 'Asshole of the Year' title, aren't you?
Aventurine: As the defending champion are you nervous?
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Yall do realize to be as high rank, rich, and to win even somewhat consistently/be good at gambling, you can't just have great luck-
Youd have to have a *damn good* understanding of statistics, reading people (especially body language), and psychology (yes, including how to abuse it to manipulate people and get what you want)
And to do all that without a formal education? That takes some SERIOUS fucking work/skill
So stop calling aventurine stupid or "low iq"
Theres a damn good reason ratio- mister i cant stand looking at idiots- wasnt wearing his plaster head around aventurine, and it's because he isnt fucking stupid
And if aventurine is playing stupid, you should be fucking worried.
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i don't have a funny caption. i just think we should talk about him more
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Firefly: I think I'm in love with your girlfriend...
March 7th: Oh.
Firefly: L-Look i know its weird an-and I understand if you want me to stop-
March 7th: Do you want me to send pics of her with wet hair?
Firefly:
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