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goldenpinof · 4 months

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Ranking All the Dan and Phil Apartments (5 April 2023) or "why do we keep mentioning swinging in these videos?"

#say less philip. say less #new font who dis?#it gave me a headache ngl. i'll wake up tomorrow and think it's ugly. rightfully so #dan and phil #amazingphil #phil lester #my edits #Ranking All the Dan and Phil Apartments #2:11 #Do NOT read these cards out loud - Dan and Phil play Incohearent #0:54 #that's the parallel i guess #how do you call outtakes that you post before the main thing? this is what it is

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safesthavenoutsideofexistence · 21 days

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They inherently know what the fuck I mean

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spaciebabie · 9 months

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2 ibuprofen and dick from that old man would fix me

#spacie spoinks #sorry my demons #my.head hurts #I've have a migraine for hours #god #nsft #I'm going 2 bed so I can sleep for 11 hours (again)#actually I changed my mind I'm not sorry Abt anything #I said what I said

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vaxxman · 9 days

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Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!