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bivampir · 1 year
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it's fucking insane how many genuinely amazing re-animator 1985 scenes hit the cutting floor... establishing that Herbert uses the reagent like a drug, Hill being a hypnotizer, Dan's sexuality crisis dream which also sets the focus on Megan's heart (set-up for Bride of Re-animator), Hill hypnotizing Herbert and Herbert pulling away from it only when he realizes Dan is in danger, Dan and Herbert's 20 minutes long nasty fucking and sucking scene, Meg's death (heart set-up for Bride of Re-animator again), Herbert surviving and his last words of the film being “Hill didn't kill me... he didn't have the guts”.... the list goes on
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bivampir · 1 year
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you watch re-animator 1985 and it has the coolest intro, aesthetics matched 100%, sure the budget was $5 but who cares when the last visual shot is the glowing green serum inside a syringe getting smaller and smaller and then you hear a scream and you're like. holy shit this movie fucks hard. and so you watch part two. and there's the reborn head that got exploded in the first movie and it has bat wings attached so that it can fly around
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bivampir · 1 year
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Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid have this amazing friendship bc it was built on two incredibly important things: working night shifts together and kissing with tongue
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bivampir · 1 year
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you might've heard that the pink stripe of the bisexual flag represents same sex attraction, the blue stripe represents attraction to the opposite sex, and the purple stripe represents the overlap of those attractions, and therefore attraction regardless of sex or gender, but that's actually wrong! all three colors represent the debut studio album of Nine Inch Nails, Pretty Hate Machine, the most bisexual thing to ever exist. follow for more bisexual facts
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bivampir · 1 year
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adding to this excellent post, the shitheads in glass onion are only willing to betray Miles (aka tell the fucking truth) when they can no longer benefit from him. Helen took him down by herself - when she only harms Miles superficially they're all on her side, but when she does real harm to him they all try to stop her, and she burns his fucking shit to the ground. and only then, when the golden tits have run dry, the shitheads are willing to stop lying. cinema
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bivampir · 1 year
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i really want them to keep Rockstar Lestat in the 80s despite the modern action happening in 2020 bc imagine being Daniel. in your 20s you interview this dude who bitches about his ex and scars you for life, emotionally and physically. you meet him again, now near the end of your life, you listen to him bitch about the same ex again, now in more nuanced manner, and it turns out he was talking about the lead singer of fucking Metallica
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bivampir · 1 year
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Trent Reznor was so correct for only ever using "you" instead of gendered pronouns. not only does it make the song more intimate but also more bisexual.
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bivampir · 2 years
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this photo of Sam Reid getting his acrylics done is something that can be soooo personal
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bivampir · 1 year
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it's insane to me that there's a version of interview with the vampire where everyone on set, the two main actors especially, had such a miserable time that Anne Rice spread rumors about Tom Cruise being homophobic bc she hated him so much and Brad Pitt stayed only bc leaving would cost him 40 million US dollars, and a version of interview with the vampire where the two main actors talk openly about how much fun they had giving each other hickeys
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bivampir · 1 year
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sam reid walking on set ready to serve cunt as lestat
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bivampir · 2 years
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DOWN BAD WITHIN SECONDS
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bivampir · 1 year
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me n who
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bivampir · 2 years
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POV: you're being voted back into the family
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