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Imagine Shanks find out he actually has curly hair
You: *kicks open the door of the mess hall* who wants to help me prank the captain
Benn: *rolls his eyes and groans*
Yassop: *doesn't even know or care what you have planned* I'm in, what are we doing?
You: We're putting curlers in Shanks's hair, while he sleeps off his hangover up on deck.
Yassop: *has years of practice from maintaining his own hair* lets go.
You: *leads him out of the room*
Lime Juice: you really gonna let them do this? The boss doesn't like people messing with his hair.
Benn: yeah, the curls will be temporary.
Out on deck
Shanks: *passed out on deck wearing a pair of sunglasses*
You: Will you wet his hair while I get out the creams and gels.
Yassop: oh, we're like curling curling his hair. *Starts to use a pump spray bottle to wet his hair*
You: yep
Four hours later
Shanks: *from the other room* what the fuck did you chuckle fucks do to my hair!
Benn: show time
You: *glares at him*
Shanks: *comes into the lounge area and leans over the side table to use the mirror above it and carefully unwinding his hair from the curlers* Why does it feel stiff, it feels like pubes!
You: oh it's just the hair jelly, you can crunch it out.
Shanks: *crushes the ringlet curl in his fist*
You: No, Scrunch it like this *grabs it from the bottom and scrunches the curl against his scalp from the bottom of the strand*
Shanks: *pushes your hand away* I'm taking a shower to wash this shit out, and then I'm going to bed. *Takes an armful of wine bottles from the table and marches out of the room*
The next morning in the mess hall
Shanks: *stomps into the room and scans the room until he sees you*
Yassop: *wolf whistles when he sees his captain* hello sailor
You: *gasps at the voluptuous curls that cascaded off his head* oh my god Captain.
Shanks: *points at his head and growls* Fix. It. but don't flat iron it.
Benn: *strolls over and ruffles his hair into his face* I thought you bathed last night boss, why do you still look like a little sailor boy?
Shanks: *fuming* I did, and I know you lot didn't sneak in and put more curlers in, because I put a table in front of the door and locked the window.
You: it might go back to being straight in a few days until then there's not much I can do without a flat iron.
Shanks: *deflates and sinks into a chair with his head between his knees *
You: *kneels in front of him and puts a hand on his knee* ... I'm sorry buddy, if I knew your hair was actually curly I wouldn't have put curlers in it.
Shanks: if my hair is what now?
You: if your hair was straight it wouldn't have held the curl so well without the hair gel.
Shanks: so my hair is actually supposed to be curly
Yassop: oh boy, boss you didn't know?
Shanks: No, my hair had been like that my whole life.
Benn: so his hair is going to stay curly?
Yassop: if he can take care of it right, yeah, they'll stay.
You: Boss you should get a sailor costume
Shanks: what why
Benn: He'd be cute dressed up as a little sailor boy.
Shanks: I'm not wearing a sailor suit.
Benn: *pinches his cheek* we'll get you a big lollipop if you behave.
Shanks: *smacks his hand away* I can get my own damn lollipop, thank you
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they're on a date
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Dual Shutout for the boys!!!!🖤💛
#linus ullmark#jeremy swayman#bruins lb#boston bruins lb#my mom sent me this drawing#idk who drew it or I’d tag#bos vs sj#1/22/23
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we could use a little breathing room, so... lead the Griller on a wild goose chase!
i presume Geese still exist in Splatoon’s world, as Ducks still do.
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Daily Poem 1/22/23
Drifting in
All the endless seas
Of troubles
Standing up
Only to stumble
And fall down
We struggle
Fighting against pain
It bubbles
But our throne
Is waiting for us;
Take the crown
~Swan
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@vu1ture-culture's blog our splitroject part, Zuko.
You can just call me Zuko, Li, whichever you prefer. He/they, taken, etc.
@artistically-gay is my Sokka. ❤️🔥
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Island City Stage Presents “Rotterdam” by Jon Brittain 1/19/23 - 2/19/23
Island City Stage Presents “Rotterdam” by Jon Brittain 1/19/23 – 2/19/23
Island City Stage Presents “Rotterdam” by Jon Brittain
Thursday, 01/19/2023-02/19/2023, 07:00 pm-09:00 pm
Island City Stage
2304 N. Dixie Highway,
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, 33305
Website
Cost: $40-$55
Alice wants to come out as a lesbian. Her girlfriend Fiona wants to start living as a man. In Island City Stage’s new production of Rotterdam by Jon Brittain, audiences journey to find out what…
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paulharries: The brothers Way. MK3 May 22.
[Jan 29, 2023]
#mikey way#paul harries#ig#2023#jan 2023#1/29/23#gw#mcr#live#return#2022#may 2022#5/22/22#2022 european tour#milton keynes#studium mk#mfw shirt#mikey on the mic#photo#originals
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A Date to Remember <3
#nyanaknifeart#art#illustrations#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#welcome home fanart#23 8 1 20 4 15 5 19 5 22 5 18 25 20 8 9 14 7 13 5 1 14 20 8 9 19 12 15 15 11#19 15 6 6 9 6 25 15 21 18 5 19 5 5 9 14 7 20 8 9 19 7 15 15 4 12 21 3 11 6 9 14 4 9 14 7 1 12 12 15 6 9 20
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Can I request Pretty Boy as my birthday present please 🙏
WIP Wednesday - 11/22/23 (Closed) | Dealer's Choice: Pretty Boy
"You're the only pretty boy I care about." Matt makes a face like he's going to cry and Andrew knows that if this continues that he'll be dealing with Matt insisting on spending the night cuddling Neil.
"The pretty boy needs to sleep." Andrew says knocking the two of them out of their bromance trance.
"Of course, I'll see you in the morning Neil. I'll make your favorite breakfast for you." Matt says and kisses Neil's forehead again. Personally Andrew thinks it should be illegal for Neil to giggle considering what it does to him, but he allows it.
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#FIC: Pretty Boy#AFTG#AFTG Fic#Andreil#11-22-23 WIP Wednesday#WIP Wednesday Ask Game#15#Pretty Boy - Chapter 1 - 36
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Favourite Episode Masterlist
#tma#the magnus archives#tma poll#magpod#tma season 1#tma season one#tma 21#tma 22#tma 23#tma 24#tma 25#tma 26#tma 27#tma 28#tma 29#tma 30
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rip and tear.
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sometimes its so crazy to realize that there's actually a lot of things i like. that i thought i didn't like because i was a depressed teenager. i love being outside! i love swimming! i love talking to people! even strangers sometimes! i love getting dressed in fun outfits and doing makeup! i love reading and going to art museums! i just thought i was doomed forever to a life of complete and total apathy and void! and now look at me! still a little shaky but i'm doing it!!!!!
#reaching back thru the spacetime continuum to grab 15 year old bunny and shake him by the shoulders a little bit and go hey!!!#it's not ALWAYS gonna be like this!!!#one day you're gonna be 23 and it'll still be like this sometimes!!!#sometimes you'll still wake up and feel it but it won't be all the time!!!!!!#you're gonna have friends who know you and see you even the ugly parts of you#and they're still gonna love you anyways!!!!! it's not over yet i promise!!!!!!#and then one day when i'm 34 i'm sure i'll think the same thing about me now#but until then! it's me and myself when i was 22 and 21 and 20 and 19 and 18 and 17 and 16 and 15#and 14 and 13 and 12 and 11 and 10 and 9 and 8 and 7 and 6 and 5 and 4 and 3 and 2 and 1
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The difference 24 hours makes.
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ehhhhh im just a little birthday boy cmahn….
#LATE TO MY OWN PARTY!#kora.txt#my face#bday tag#yes im turning 1. i had enough candles actually but 23 (22 plus one for good luck) seemed unwise
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