branch basics oxy boost cleaner my beloved
never met a fucking stain this thing can’t handle.
burned milk spill on my stove? gone. scorch marks on my pot? poof. weird mysterious shower rings? not here. mystery caked on stain in the bottom of a mug? not anymore.
my bestie, oxy boost my beloved
among my friends we all know that if my mom purchases a thing it is the least non toxic thing in the whole world and if i say it’s good that means it works so if non toxic cleaners that work are important to you i implore beg and beseech you to buy this. and this is tumblr so there’s no way in hell it’s sponsored.
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FOREWARNING FOR GROSS-OUT SKIN CLOSEUP SHIT DON'T YELL AT ME FOR SHOWING YOU has anyone else gotten this really weird phenomenon on youtube. I swear every algorithm on every website is actively and purposely worse now. Where you'll be scrolling through vids after searching for something (I was looking at crochet stuff) and SANDWICHED IN THE MIDDLE OF ACTUAL SEARCH RESULTS... YOU KNOW. LIKE THINGS RELEVANT TO THE KEYWORDS I TYPED
are a couple of completely out of left field SHOCK VALUE VIDS. like to intentionally be alarming. drama vids and things you're enticed to click on bc they're upsetting, and deep deep closeups on zits. what the fuck is going on. Sandwiched between videos about GRANNY SQUARES. crack? is it crack we're smoking????
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Here are my final titanic designs for the teens (in original sketch order as well as fruity order)
I put way to much effort into these, so I hope y’all like em :)
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did you guys know i'm a writer? yeah i had no idea either.
anyway, AMAPOLAS IN THE DESERT is a new short story (3.4k words) that just went up for free on patreon if anyone's feeling zesty and wants to read about a displaced latino roaming the american southwest, coming across a questionable watering hole, getting flirted with by trickster gods, and getting torn asunder by a trans woman who may or may not be a primordial deity.
but also, for like a whole $1, you can get access to a T4T sci-fi romance short (8k words) inspired by H.G. Wells' The Time Machine.
but also also, i've got a couple of nonfiction essays dropping next year where i set out to piss people off by arguing that their favorite pieces of media are grossly mis-categorized (in a fun and non-judgy way; and who knows, it might make it onto podcast or even video format if i can afford to outsource editing). among other things.
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Okay someone please explain to me how this only has 444k views?
Because, let me be honest, THIS SHIT HAS SOME OF THE BEST VOICE ACTING IVE HEARD IN YEARS!! I mean, yeah, the voice acting scene has been getting better and better as of late, especially with productions like the Owl House and Helluva Boss, but this!? This type of talent is on a whole other level! To be honest, I haven’t heard such amazing voice acting since The Owl House, and that ended a while ago! This? THIS IS THE KIND OF BEAUTY AND RAWNESS WE’RE TRULY LOOKING FOR.
Which brings me to my next point, THE UTTER AND RAW-ASS EMOTION IN THESE PERFORMANCES!?!? TOP NOTCH!!! BRO I CAN FEEL MY HEART BREAK EVERY SINGLE TIME I WATCH THIS, AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY IVE SEEN IT ENOUGH TO WARRANT AN ASYLUM RESIDENCY. THIS SHIT IS LIKE DRUGS TO ME WITH HOW EMOTIONAL IT MAKES ME. I CAN GENUINELY FEEL EVERY LITTLE VOICE CRACK AND EVERY LITTLE WAVER IN THE VOICES AND IT ALL FEELS SO REAL!!!! IT GENUINELY CANNOT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!
And… It only has 444k views at the time of writing this…?
To be fair, fandom comic dubs are not the most well-loved things on the internet. Just look at the 2 Vivziepop shows as examples. That shit has some weird comics piled onto its name… (Ew. Just ew.) Sonic fandom dubs are no exception.
Well, except for this one, that is.
Seriously, please. Please just give this a try, you will not be disappointed! I was not lying when I said the voice acting is absolutely incredible! Please get this video to a million views AT LEAST. THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE KNOWN!!
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 🥰
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