Emma, filtered laughter © Chill · +

The former customer service representative in me is cringing...

“Should I send it to Mrs. Goddard’s, ma’am?” asked Mrs. Ford.—“Yes—no—yes, to Mrs. Goddard’s. Only my pattern gown is at Hartfield. No, you shall send it to Hartfield, if you please. But then, Mrs. Goddard will want to see it.—And I could take the pattern gown home any day. But I shall want the ribbon directly—so it had better go to Hartfield—at least the ribbon. You could make it into two parcels, Mrs. Ford, could not you?”

“It is not worth while, Harriet, to give Mrs. Ford the trouble of two parcels.” (Emma)

“No more it is.”

“No trouble in the world, ma’am,” said the obliging Mrs. Ford.

Inside her head, the obliging Mrs. Ford repeated to herself, "The customer is always right... Miss Woodhouse and Smith spend a great deal of money here, never good to disagree with a customer..."

I love the fact that Show Stopping Number is included in Inevitable. Because when Hidgens first sang it, he was still totally human, which means that Pokey liked the song so much he was like "Yeah you know what I'm gonna get this in there, it was a banger and it will definitely make Emma lose her mind!" and I love him for that.

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

EMMA. dir. Autumn de Wilde | 2020

this is the funniest jane austen has ever been

Jane Austen heroines exist on a sliding scale of "You are always right, and no one ever listens to you" (Fanny Price) to "You are never right, and everyone always listens to you" (Emma Woodhouse.)

Same girl, same 😔

handsome, clever, and rich.

Emma Woodhouse poster design for fun! Based on the 2020 film.

Emma. (2020), dir. Autumn de Wilde

it’s one of the great cosmic mysteries. how it is that someone can go from being a total stranger, to being the most important person in your life.

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

They both enjoy the humiliation

emma woodhouse is the funniest jane austen heroine solely because she spends 95% of her precious free time shipping her friends and trying to set them up and being convinced she is the world's greatest matchmaker and talking about how great it will be once her bestie has her perfect true love and then when she's asked if she's considering getting married anytime soon she's like pfffft GOD no why the FUCK would i do that

sanrio x sega toys ⭐️ beatcats 🩷💜🩵💚💛

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