038/366 - Altean Flirting Techniques

What would have been Sephiroth's reaction to finding Cloud in a dress? You know the infiltration where Don corneo :)

Sephiroth:

I'm embarrassed with myself but how would Harper react to MC wearing a very tight dog collar at night when they think there all alone and no ones watching...

Harper busting in buck nakked with a leash ready and raring to go

Sakura high key wants to visit Radz at Han

sometimes noncon or dubcon pops up in a story that I otherwise like and I just... Imagine the scenario went differently so it's not there. wooo im pruning the diseased branches of this story with my mind like it's tree time. my story now bich

"Oooh. You gonna take that Cronus? When someone starts yelling, it's a sign they're on the defensive."

It's obvious Loki is just goading the Titan.

Pegging August Walker.

That's it.

That's the post.

“You’re afraid of me, aren’t you?” (after the last ask he took the Rocket Grunts to Suplex City free of charge)

"It would take more than a little scuffle to scare me off. You were amazing! It makes me comfortable that even in a different region, I know someone who would look out for a person like me."

He smiles, still feeling rather embarrassed that the whole encounter had happened to begin with and that Professor Turo had to swoop in to get him out of danger. It felt like this happened to him more than it did to most people.

"I should be more careful not to cause problems... but they threatened to hurt one of the Pokémon I work with. I could feel how terrified she was. I knew they weren't beyond actually hurting her, so I had to say something... I'm sorry if I caused you trouble."

His face lights up momentarily.

"Hey, I'd like to treat you to coffee, okay? Do you have a café that you like?"

Stranger Things started off trying to be ET meets Resident Evil, now it’s turned into Nightmare on Elm Street meets Hellraiser meets Resident Evil

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"