Haha! Well! If you all want him to bleed so much, who am I to argue?

Eret when he became a scientist to look at strange things idk haven't seen the show

"Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you! Quite a pleasure! I'm about to end your FUCKING life!"

tbh i thought id have more to post abt when i got back but i am struggling to come up with anything more eventful than the goose i made friends with at my new volunteer job he was supposed to be an animal ambassador for a critically endangered species but he kept biting little kids so now he lives behind the scenes biting volunteers instead.and following me round the yard screaming

^ savage beast who will not be placated by such meagre offerings as day old lettuce

ill take your ask as an excuse to write for mr. lilz cuz he got to me too… certainly not to millie hheun’s terminal degree of infection but if they waterboard us with an onslaught of SSRS he’s bound to move me.. gnawed at my cerebellum like a rattttt and now we all have to make a circle and pray that his groovy art pictures him shirtless and tatted to the nines

DISINTEGRATES……………I’M SO SCARED

and i get you…i’ve been ignoring that man for the past two years…didn’t even notice him in the first…then all of a sudden the world comes crashing down on me the vanrouge disease hit me like a PLAGUE….next thing i know i’m in shackles

had to do a silly little thing bc i’ve been thinking nonstop about @dilangley incredible new nico/jack baseball au double play

He wants to hug you

Mirs hopeful delirious 4am bsd thoughts:

I do think chuuya is gonna be a main player in the manga at some point, possibly and most likely relating to Arahabaki and Corruption, but it’s gonna take a while before we get to that point. My man will have his spotlight in a few years trust me.

sar i'm sorry but ur man was looking too fine in the last gose

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HUNGRY. I WANT FOOD. WHAT DO I WANT. I M TIRED. I NEED TO BE HELD.

Fairy, I’m so fucked. I’m in this weird fwb situationship with my cousin not cousin’s best friend’s best friend. He’s such a bum too its like straight out of a dark fanfic 😭 I actually want him whyyyyy???? He’s broke, jobless, and has his head stuck so far into FFXIV you’d have to fish him out just to ask him what’s up. I’m so out of his league too and he doesn’t even like me!! Half the time I’m not sure why he can’t just watch porn to get off but wants my pictures. I’m simultaneously grossed out knowing what he’s doing but also attached to this because it’s the only time he really gives me time of day. I want to drop him but I also can’t bring myself to. Talk some sense into me please. I feel annoying texting him so much when he really doesn’t care.

giRL YOU BETTER FUckIN STOP IT do not tell me this musty dusty crusty gross uggo man who's neet-ness is currently oozing out through my screen has you wrapped around his finger(s). that's honestly embarrassing for you bABE likE COME ON NOW. you knOW YOURE wAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE AND YOU'RE STILL THERE FOR WHAT REASON???? does he make you feel pretty? no. does he make you feel important? no. does he do anything except beat his meat to anything he can get his gross unwashed hands on from you? no.

you best fuckin kick that man to the curb before the day is over giRL lIKE COME ONNNN,,, love yourself. i love you. i know you're sexy as fuck. this man has nothing on you

hey fluffy, hope I’m not bothering you, and that you’re having a lovely day. I wanted to ask, who’s cupcler? I’m relatively new to rtumblr, and I’ve seen him around a couple times (your drawing of him is really cool by the way!!) He looks like a funny little lad, so I was just curious as to who/what he is :)

@/ask-kevins-cupcler <- this is Cupcler

He's like @/kevins-cups but cupitalist

He is - you guessed it - a cup and CEO of - you guessed it - a cup factory which produced - stop guessing that's annoying - cups (aka literally everything that can hold liquid in it)

Also his factory went bankrupt ages ago and now he's in a toxic one-sided relationship with a bank that he's been on the phone with for 6 months

the amount of physical restraint it took for me to not read condi’s tweet with ep81 spoilers in it…….unreal

thinks about bart too hard and explodes

Am I the asshole for getting my best friend killed?

I swear to God, it was an accident.

My (27) BF (34) has a reputation for getting himself out of any jam you can imagine; and at first it was just a fun little thing the friend group noticed: there goes Oily J wiggling his way out of trouble again. but as the meme evolved in the group, it got to the point where we'd loykey started getting him into situations just to see how he'd get out of 'em, and he akept getting out of em. He was having fun with it too same as us. "Oh you guys," he'd say, "getting me into situations again," before laughing it off and getting out of it, so it was enrichment for our shared enclosures, and as time went on, the situations got more intense.

The trouble is, it turns out that putting a man in too many situations eventually gets the police interested. And not local hobsknockers cops either; they was like, proper three-letter FEDs. They put out a bounty on any information pertaining to his capture and everything. It was good money too so I thought, hey why don't I put J in another situation he can wiggle out of like always (and he'd wiggled outta worse before, so I thought this one'd be relatively mild), and at the next boardgame night (cause it was too late to do anything special for this one) we can buy some extra strong booze and get absolutely blitzed while having a giggle about the situation.

Boardgame night, and we were playing some social deduction nonsense or another and he says: "One of you is gonna betray me tonight." and I can't help but think, looking back on it, that he knew. It's stupid, I know he was talking about the game, but the way he said it, it was like he knew. We all felt it, and we had a big round robin round the table taking turns promising that we'd never betray him. And I said it so easily cause I thought it was true. Sure, I was gonna talk to the feds about a bounty; but, I fully expected my big beautiful oily boy to wiggle his way out of the trouble I was 'bout to cause, and that's not a betrayal. I wasn't lying. I didn't think I was lying.

My big beautiful oily boy didn't manage to wiggle his way out of it. They killed him and I got my blood money. He's gone.

He's gone and I'm devastated, crying, mourning. I loved him so much. We all did. And I can't stop thinking that it's my fault: that I'm the reason he's gone. and it is. and the guilt is eating me up inside. and I just need to talk to someone about it. So, I tell the rest of the group what happened in the group chat, hoping they'd understand that I didn't want this. I didn't want the government's blood money. It was supposed the be a prank. some joint enclosure enrichment. He was supposed to wiggle out of it like he always does... did, i mean.

They call me, among worse things, the asshole and kick me from the group chat. And, I know it's my fault he's dead: I know that. If I didn't do what I did, he wouldn't be dead right now. But, I didn't mean it for it to end up this way. He was supposed to be okay, damn it. I loved him. AITA?

What are these acronyms?