hate how all these apocalyptic films show society breaking down the hot minute the grid goes down, with all the survivors banding off into tiny violent gangs that prey on each other.

bitch you are a member of one of the most social species in existence! it is actually insane the extent to which humans have evolved to use cooperation as our main survival tool. humans have been building and then rebuilding societies for as long as disasters have been bringing them down. an apocalypse would be fucking awful, but the survivors would end up building communities and networks and pooling resources and knowledge, because that's what humans do. that's what they DO!!!

my party standing ten feet away, watching astarion try to talk his way out of being arrested for pickpocketing, knowing full well we’re gonna have to break his rizzless ass out of prison

Low key Astarion’s charisma is low enough that he’d probably use a pickup line like

“Have you ever fucked a corpse?”

“Absolutely not, what the hell is wrong with you?”

“Would you like to? 😏”

Since we're excited about ghouls, here's a 2023 ref sheet of my boy Andrei

He looks mean, but he's not. He just has zero social skills. He is soft and squishy and treats his pet molerat like the princess that she is

shes a cleric until u get on her nerves

Serilde: 'Repeat after me: Thank you for helping me, it was very kind'

or 'If you can't make your own manners, store-bought is fine :)'

-1 to all Wisdom checks

-1 to all Intelligence checks

The most persuasive wizard you've ever met

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Looking back now, kinda gotta laugh.

Greygold couldn't even convince Yurgir to join their side, so the chances of passing a persuasion check with Orpheus? Doubtful

Maybe other Tavs might still have a chance, but definitely not Greygold.

💕✨🌚🌑Shadowheart🌑🌚✨💕

Rhapsody cast Charm Person!

Critical Failure

Critical Failure

Critical Failure

Astarion's thoughts on Minsc [part 1] [part 2]

Vote for Scar!! 🐱

He deserves it <3

And let's just say that if other people like him a lot too, I wouldn't mind doing a few request to campaign for him...

Astarion: *with 10 charisma* I have been manipulating and seducing you all along, and in truth it was simply too easy.

My Sorcerer Tav: *with 20 Charisma plus proficiency and expertise in persuasion, deception and insight* Wow, you don’t say.

don’t you hate it when your civilization flees deep underground to escape the wither only to find yourselves trapped down there with something even worse. anyway surprise! i can still draw

draws iori charisma break and then blows up bc he’s too powerful