#'my roof' bro ur mom is paying for the roof
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what happened to the girl you used to be? what happened to the hbic— the girl with undying rage, the girl who walked with a purpose, the girl who was hell in high heels? her ghost haunts rosewood; her corpse resides in gotham now, sleeping on a couch in an apartment she’s growing more familiar with, eating cereal she told herself years ago she’d never indulge in. (have to watch the calories, right?) she’s beginning to memorize the cracks in the ceiling, the stains on the carpet— alison begged for a lifeline that night; the night she died; the night her mother buried her alive. the lifeline has been granted to her, even while vulnerose & still picking the dirt from under her fingernails. she should be happy while petal lips unfurl into a smile, but how can you smile when you’re caught in an equilibrium of destruction & sorrow? she aches for familiarity / a sense of belonging & of her home, but she’s beginning to learn by now — there’s no place for her anymore. her home has been stolen, her fleeting life out of her reach. there’s no coming back from this & it’s a taunt in her face.
agony has taken residence inside her ribcage — the rubble of her previous life still crushing her. ❛ i don’t care about whatever promise you can see, i care about going the fuck home. ❜ she doesn’t want to hide, but she can see the reality of her situation through the mist: she has no home. gotham is her home now, whether she wants to accept it or not. (alison can’t accept it; there has to be a way she can return to rosewood. alison dilaurentis isn’t dead, not yet— she’s still here, she has to be.) scoffing, she shakes her head, turning her head away from jason; he should be her hero. a hand reaching out from a grave & he grabbed it— she should be grateful. but she’s not; how can you be grateful when you’re better off dead?
❛ don’t you have a job to do or something? that’s code for: leave me alone. ❜
she’s a scared kid. don’t yell at her. and maybe right now, he hates @gravedugs just a little bit, ( stuck between selfish bitch & the poor not-quite dead girl! ). buried alive, he remembers how it felt. the crushing suffocation & the dirt in your nails, clawing out— it doesn’t go away overnight ( or in a month or a year— or ever. you still wake up in a cold sweat with grave dirt in your mouth ). but he had talia. someone who cared, someone who loved him. someone capable of nurturing him & guiding him, someone who loved him. alison however, was stuck with him. just above as unloving & unnurturing as it got. there isn’t adoption papers in his utility belt— bruce.
‘ yeah? you wanna go back to rosewood? pack your shit, i’ll drop you right now. ’ it’s an instinct. to bite back. he isn’t the doting & loving parent figure talia is. no endless patience for someone they cannot connect with. he’s angry. he wants whoever did this to her dead. he wants everyone in rosewood to know that their dearly beloved & oh so missed daughter is alive and eating his stash of cereal. ‘ oh right. you can’t. ’
it’s a mistake— he knows it even before it’s left his mouth ( they’re only a couple hundred miles away but news reports place with her face constantly, the radio blaring about her— he even saw a few missing posters for her on his last patrol: alison dilaurentis, 15, missing person ) but he’s tired. he’s tired of her, he’s tired in general, he’s tired of all this bullshit. he wants his space back. no more blonde hair left over his couch, no more moaning about how ugly the rugs in his place are. a housemate who actually does the dishes... someone who knows how to do the laundry would be tolerable. and he’s standing there saying to himself over & over again: you’re not bruce wayne, don’t traumatize some young kid you’ve basically kidnapped off the street. and then doing exactly that. ‘ i get you’re having a terrible fucking time right now— believe me, i’ve been there. but maybe be a little bit nicer to person who saved your ass. god knows even i was nicer to talia. everyone else might have put up with your shit back there but i’m not. you don’t get to take your crap out on me. you want out? i’ll drop you wherever you want. but if you’re going to be under my roof— you don’t get to be an ungrateful cunt. ’
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wow :smirk: thank u for the ask
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
wine glasses 😌✨they make me feel fancy yk how it is
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
lollipops ✨dunno why im like this but here i am ig
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
bubblegum bcs?? have yall tried the hello kitty grape bubblegum??? that shit slaps
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
as was with every gay person “a pleasure to have in class”
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
cans bcs then i can crush it with my hands and flex on everyone else
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
goth and formal bcs uhh yeah
7. earbuds or headphones?
earbuds 🤧i dont like the fact that people can hear ur music with headphones
8. movies or tv shows?
uHHH i’d have to say tv shows 😩i can pay more attention to shorter episodes yk
9. favorite smell in the summer?
the mix of humid summer air and those mosquito candles
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
bro im gay did u actually think i would be good at pe
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
i don’t 🥰thanks for asking!
12. name of your favorite playlist?
either songs for when the drip or fuck i got blood on my nice white shirt
13. lanyard or key ring?
keyrings r better dont @ me
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
black licorice cats 😳😳they’re so good like holy shit
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
the bell jar 😔👉👈its one of my favorite books to this day
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
on the floor or with my legs hanging over the arm of the chair
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
leopard print slip ons 🙈🙈they’re so comfortable i stg
18. ideal weather?
snowy so i can just sit inside with the fireplace going and do some writing
19. sleeping position?
uHHHH idk what to call it but i think the closest thing is fetal position 😭
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
honestly whatever scrap of paper is closest 😭im not picky
21. obsession from childhood?
dinosaurs. that’s it that’s the post.
22. role model?
i have a few but markiplier (cringe ik) and john green r my main ones🤧🤧🤧i just look up to them a lot yk
23. strange habits?
i always have to knock on a door 5 times before entering and okay that might seem excessive but as it turns out idc
24. favorite crystal?
malachite or tiger’s eye 😳
25. first song you remember hearing?
brown sugar by the rolling stones 😭my mom used to have sticky fingers on vinyl so she used to play it constantly
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
swim even tho i am AWFUL at it
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
play in the snow or just sit inside with the fire going bcs im literally 5 years old mentally
28. five songs to describe you?
she’s out of her mind by blink 182, goddamn by never loved, do what you want by ok go, impressive depressive by bad luck, and true romance by she wants revenge
29. best way to bond with you?
just talk to me straight up or send me music recs pls
30. places that you find sacred?
cemeteries and abandoned schools. they have a rlly specific vibe to them ngl
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
uhhh so its rlly just my docs, black jeans, a mesh type undershirt and whatever top shirt i pull out of my drawer
32. top five favorite vines?
is that a police??? im calling the weed❗❗, stAHp i could’ve dropped my croissant, that one where the alien’s walking on the treadmill, summer solstice summer summer solstice, and zach stop
33. most used phrase in your phone?
‘omfg what the fuck’ bcs for some reason thats my automatic response to anything
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
whatever the fuck the ad for the 2001 buick lesabre was
35. average time you fall asleep?
like uHHH 12:15 am 🤧
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
doge 😭😭idk why i remember it so vividly but my sister showed me the orignal doge meme and i thought it was the funniest shit
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
suitcase 🤧they make me feel cool
38. lemonade or tea?
both 🙈i’m an arnold palmer kinda mf
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
lemon meringue pie 🤧banger dessert methinks
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
a fence caught on fire in front of the science rooms bcs someone was smoking weed on the roof and threw their blunt on the dead bushes and everything went downhill from there
41. last person you texted?
my grandma asking her if she could pick up some tomatoes from vons 🧍♂️
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
JACKET POCKETS SUPREMACY❗❗❗
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
ngl i wear all of those but i gotta go with the hoodie 🤧🤧
44. favorite scent for soap?
lavender or vanilla rose😌✨
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
sci-fi bcs uhh yea fuck it thats why
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
just an oversized shirt that’s it that’s the post
47. favorite type of cheese?
swiss or havarti and you can fight me on that
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
pineapple 😌😌😌
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
‘fuck’ -markiplier 2021
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=553CfZAADag i swear the first time i saw that i laughed so hard i thought i was gonna die
51. current stresses?
everything; next question
52. favorite font?
comic sans bcs im 8 years old
53. what is the current state of your hands?
smoov and v well taken care of
54. what did you learn from your first job?
capitalism is the root of all evil and that traditional working is outdated also raise the minimum wage
55. favorite fairy tale?
vasilii the beggar 🤧🤧idk if anyone else knows it but its always been one of my favorites
56. favorite tradition?
every year during rosh hashanah we go over to my uncle and tia’s house and i absolutely kick ass at mariokart bcs all my cousins suck at itn also lighting the hannukiah (hanukkah menorah)
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
low self esteem, anxiety over literally everything, and an inferiority complex (now replaced with a fucking god complex bcs there’s no inbetween for me)
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
i can play like a bunch of instruments, im rlly good at writing, i’m good at building things and doing things with my hands, and i can identify what song’s playing rlly fast if i know it🤧
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
motherfucker or son of a bitch 😊😊😊
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
slice of life like bro just please give me a break
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A list of wild quotes from my freshman year
It’s that time again kids
“WRONG”
“Why is it wrong?” “Because it’s wrong?”
“Never get in a rotten egg fight kids”
“THERES A FUCKING TREE BRANCH IN THE LIVING ROOM”
“Look how veiny my leaf is”
“Coffee is my dad”
“Ariel castrate and the Austrian dickhead”
“Sleep is just death without the commitment”
“Is this a vine?”
“I ate some ice cream and then threw up in an alley way”
“I bleached my hair on a bet”
“Do snakes jump”
“We’re gonna watch the magic school bus”
“She did not consent to that!”
“Is it weird that when I hurt I hurt”
*eats a donut I found under a desk*
“We’re struggling together”
“ooo it’s almost time to skedaddle”
“Grass is a superfood”
“THEY WERE LESBIAN LOVERS MIGUEL”
“Do moths have penises?”
“We only stan cardboard paper in this town.” “Aka school fries”
“Give me Hayley kiyoko or give me death”
“I’m a pretty cool error too”
“Time can eat me”
“I’m as straight as a dick”
“19 isn’t a real number”
“3 is evil”
“Weird flex but ok” (coming from our 22yr old student teacher who didn’t understand memes)
*faintly in a silent hallway* “PUSSY”
“God is actually an alien, change my mind”
“You promised me you’d throw me out the window”
“Passing period is rebirth”
“Science can meet me in the pit”
“She has 2008 eyebrows”
“What’re you gonna do, send dick pics through audio”
“bro omg nihilism radiates off of u its inspiring”
“I threw up twice, I just wanted to let you know”
“Tell me the secrets of the universe u little knock off kermit”
“so u have a frog in ur head and I have a demonic entity, that’s pretty fuckin wild dude”
“The bubble just suicide bombed two other bubbles”
“Stop hyperventilating into a glove”
“Can u calm down I’m trying to eat my cereal”
*opens the door* “no”
“My teacher drop kicked a mouse” (coming from my cousin who goes to a super elite private catholic school)
“A sweet loving hardass, but a hardass nonetheless.”
“Seductively bites yogurt”
“I don’t wanna work as an exorcist ew”
“I guess it wasn’t traffic”
“I don’t care about your job making fake eggs in the 70s”
“Chug 15 olive oils”
“You’re invalid as a human being”
“I just wanna astral project myself into the sun”
“Can I uninstall my teeth”
“I’m going to remove the roof of my mouth” *takes out retainer*
“I’m craving both death and Oreos right now”
“Can you strangle a fish”
“Honey your dick is holding you back”
“I want wall”
“I was proud of you until you finished your sentence”
“Aside from wanting to uninstall my teeth now I want to uninstall my legs”
“Welcome to the calculator game”
“Last hour I got an open container of applesauce thrown at me”
“He looks like a compacted adult”
“Hot food for TIM”
“Did my mom drug my lasagna”
“What just happened?” “My retainer fell out”
“Why are there beans in my chair”
“Shakespeare was a wild card”
“I want a full complement of death”
“Mr Rice you’re a skinny legend”
“Wack? I haven’t heard that since I was in middle school”
“Carrot got yoted”
“Devoreing”
*turns around* “ms Elliott looks like a turtle”
“Purchase one cancer”
“A plateau of a person”
“I’m gonna drink stem cells”
“Is I’m too depressed for this an excuse”
“Sparkling water is just cursive water”
“No one cares about your friends stupid leg nipple”
“If you put wings on your snake rat it a goose”
“My eyeballs have low render distance”
“Ah good, no new bloodstains”
“Bruce banner and all 7 of his PhDs are disappointed in me for not paying attention in biology”
“I think Shakespeare had a foot fetish”
“Instead of marrying Romeos corpse she could marry Paris’s corpse”
“I stole a ring pop from the teacher for you, if that isn’t true love I don’t know what is”
“If your feet come off you’re out”
“You’re thick and not in the good way”
“Is that your answer to everything? Use the knife”
“yeet yeet skittly skeet”
“my mike and Ike’s were definitely laced with acid”
“2 + 1 is 3 you’re stupid”
“We’re gonna 2v1 Shakespeare in a Denny’s parking lot at 3am”
“Real homies eat each other’s legs”
“Ok we have a definitive answer, it is necrophilia”
“why isn’t there a copy and paste button for paper”
“Quit throwing it you ding dong”
“Why does the door sound like bagpipes”
“Are you gonna die in my class or something”
“Just so you know I hear in 4 dimensions”
“Why do I always get stuck with the Texas bitches”
“Fuck my math class this is purgatory”
“You would be a door knob”
“I wanna be a chair”
“That just makes my insides happy”
“I smell,,,,,,,,,,,, a Democrat”
“I found a baby!”
“I’d be the Michael Phelps of doggy paddling”
“Shows before hoes”
“Mother I come to you in my time of need, I need money”
“Big boy posters”
“He just yeeted a bike”
“What kind of 3rd grader insult”
“I play croquet!”
“I cry into my skull”
“He has more hair than brain cells”
*as we enter our history class* “Hello Sophia squared!”
“then it’s just pork squared”
“Elbows are the knees of your feet”
“sounds like mentos for demons”
“You can delete my joints but you can’t delete me”
“I’m predisposed to getting my joints deleted”
“He looks like fucking fletcher from ant farm”
“he wants to be a fuckboi but he’s actually a whore”
“We’re all eboys inside”
“The wind is blowing all the hair I don’t have”
*blows whistle aggressively*
*blows whistle* “I bought it off eBay”
“Switch bitches”
*whistle blows* “YOU SUCK”
“Good job mckell you made it to a base” “oh fuck you”
“You have not lived until you’ve had a whole stalk of rhubarb up your ass!”
“THE GOVERNMENT”
“If I get kidnapped and the guy is hot just diagnose me with Stockholm syndrome already”
“I am just joints”
“School can vore itself”
“Face like teeth”
“I’m short, unathletic and unwilling to try”
*after getting hit in the face* “are you ok” “no but my glasses are and that’s all that matters”
“your virginity or every single one of your toes”
“Thanos broke my dick”
“I’m sorry I have tits”
“Maybe the ball and trash can have magnets in them, and that’s why it keeps landing on the trash can”
“Dumbass with the fuckin sandals”
“It’s Han Han tiddy croissant, get it right”
“My name is Shaka oovka and I know god”
“But this is raspberry pez”
“Gimme your elbows”
*to my mom* “Geometry is propaganda”
“It’s tissue paper not crack you idiot”
“Jack owes the government all of its money”
“You want my nuts”
“I’d like to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for an imitation of jack”
“because the government is tired of me being gay on the internet so they shut down my phone”
“Don’t lick my son Annora”
“I set a playground on fire”
“Stacy’s mom, damn them tiddies”
“Layla just dipped on me and made out with a 17 year old in the bathroom
*sits down* “I look like a horse girl”
“Freddie Mercury died from cooties”
“WAIT BECAUSE OF THE RULER INCIDENT”
tagging @eggtissue so she can see our beautiful creation
#school stuff#high school#funny quotes#a shit ton of quotes from my first year if high school#soph memes#soph quotes#memes
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August 10th 2020
I got some mothafucken tea bro. In fact it’s not even tea anymore. It’s monster energy. Dark shit I did not know about till now. ABUSE. CHEATING. PTSD. MANIPULATION. PUSSIES. I realized that my family has made mistakes that back then would be seen as them being pussies and a manipulative cult. Not a great way to start the conversation, but I have a right to be mad because my family has kept secrets from me that I didn’t know until Bao spilled the tea and fingerpainted a canvas for me to see. The dots did not connect till now. Their dad was a cheater, physical abuser, liar, honey dicker, and a playboy. All of the worst things in a guy ... and my family kept that from me. I was told that he and his wife just did bad shit that made them leave, but from what Bao told me, no. Kicking your wife’s hand so hard as she’s reaching for the phone to dial 911 that it broke and hearing her cry out while her daughter heard mustve been the most asshole tier thing I’ve heard on the same level as Eric’s dad. Imagine going to work the next day with a broken hand and not going to the hospital. Bao’s mom’s hand still hurts to this day and she has scars. I learned that their mom had a missing toenail from abuse and had to drive herself to the hospital with her 2 daughters by herself. She got pulled over by a cop and had to ask her children to translate to the cop that she had no one to drive her to the hospital and was driving herself there slowly bc of the pain and bawling to the cop. THE COP LET HER GO. fuck is this shit. The guy that my family said they saw her come home with actually helped her escape from Cali and transition into a new life. Cau Bao used to take the kids to eat pho, come home, and tell their mom to pay him back for the bill. He was living under Cau Long’s roof. So, he and everyone else knew all along. My grandparents were in on this shit too. wtf is this cult family. Who hides stories of abuse from their kids?? I cant believe I grew up thinking Cau Bao was cool af and wanted to be like him. I WANTED TO BE LIKE AN ABUSIVE FATHER? nahhhhhhhh bruh. My mom apologized to my cousins. That was right of her, but she never told me what happened and how common it was to hit ur fucking wife and kids. I was raised under a fucking rug dude. My family kept telling me to forgive my dad and dont make him feel bad, BUT FUCK THAT. Im done trying to give face and move on from other people’s shit that affected you. Things are never going to get BETTER if I dont communicate every toxic thing that has happened. Im only gonna settle for LESS and move on. Frustration is coursing through my mind rn. I cant. I cant because I was manipulated into believing my family was JUST. THIS IS JAIL. Being a bystander means youre part of the problem and thinking it’s okay is just as bad. My cousins’ mom was willing to through 10+ more years of abuse to give her children a mom and dad but wouldnt bat an eye to leave her high paying nail job and possessions to take her kids to Florida when she saw how badly Cau Bao smashed Bao’s head in. Bao told me she had to hide in a closet to avoid being abused too. This is so frustrating to think about. To think that my mom still kept their mom’s drawer that she bought to this day... wtf? get rid of that thing. I see their perspective now. I see the resentment on this family. Why were they keeping secrets from me? THIS WHOLE FAMILY KNEW. IM GOING TO FIND THIS SHIT OUT EITHER WAY. abusive controlling manipulative. I didnt realize our family was like this. And they are telling me to not involve myself with other people’s business other than family?? What about my cousins’ mom? Was she not family? Are we also going to ignore the elephant that was in the room? My grandparents too? the fuck? GOODDDDD DAMN THIS SHIT RUNS DEEP. dead facepalm. what the actual fuck. Then I hear about my grandma telling Bao how she couldnt imagine everything Bao had to go through recalling when Bao said she was so sad living here that she wanted to kill herself at 8 years old? WHAT????? im fuming. there too much fuel and coal rn. I CANT BELIEVE THE FAMILY WAS IN ON THIS. and they still sided with cau bao... is this a cult? no i refuse to live like this. im no longer giving the benefit of the doubt to this extent and walking away. im going in headfirst into where the water runs where it shouldnt be. Ive always felt that my family has mostly been right in their approach with some wrong traditional values. Ive thought Cau Bao was the coolest dude for as long as I can remember till this year and Ive always thought I should tend to not be involved in ppl’s business if it’s not directly affecting me. holy shit I will clap back so fucking hard now. and ill do it because i got standards for family. a real family is what it should sound like. a REAL family.
apart from this unleashed rage, out of all the years ive been living with cau bao, I do acknowledge that he has changed. He loves Bao and Anh so much. He’ll love them till his last breath.
ive also learned today that Bao is a savage. saw it with my own eyes.
also realized that i cant hold back anymore. hearing the real story of my cousins’ childhood makes me sick to the stomach. My dad, cau vu told me to stop being upset with my dad and just forgive him. cau long told me to just take this as a life lesson. my mom told me i shouldnt feel obligated to and just see it for what it is and move on. HELL NO FUCK THIS SHIT. if i turn another bat’s eye to what a dipshit of a father figure i had was, imma flip shit. im going ham bro. how can i have sympathy when i dont even know what it means to have a dad? i srsly lived with this guy until i was 18 AND I STILL DONT FUCKING KNOW HIM. STORIES DONT COUNT I NEED MEMORIES.
i remember hearing cau long saying if cau bao and his ex wife stayed theyd be good now. For some reason, it made me think no that wouldnt have worked. and then the story unfolded. so no it definitely wouldnt have worked.
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All My Friends Are Heathens; Part 5
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TheSuperiorBlake: Everybody still alive?
Trikru: It’s been 6 days
I can’t sleep anymore
Haven’t eaten in nearly a day
IF I HAD HAIR IT WOULD BE FALLING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
Guns&Roses: lolololololololol
Greenbean: Jasper has gone days without a phone guys
He’s starting to get eye twitches
He’s in the corner muttering to himself under a blanket right now
I think we should call somebody about this.
TheSuperiorBlake: it’s not MY fault the freckled wonder had jasper’s phone in his pocket when he fell of Clarke’s roof.
HeadbandWonder: jasper’ll be fine
MillertheKiller: oh bellamy “fell” did he?
Is that the story we’re going with now?
TheSuperiorBlake: shut ur face Miller!! We have plausible deniability. That party was crazy! No one saw us do anything.
Trikru: except for ur bro
‘cause u know
U PUSHED HIM OFF A ROOF BABE!
TheSuperiorBlake: don’t u text me with that tone
Bellamy didn’t even get a good look at my face
it could have been echo for all he knows
Greenbean: then explain why he hasn’t talked to us in nearly a week
MillertheKiller: midterms?
TrashPrince: we already had midterms u donut hole
MillertheKiller: what did u just call me?
TrashPrince: raven has banned me from cursing
she says if she wanted to date a sailor she would have moved in with Luna and gotten a boyfriend from whatever that stupid beach college is over there
If I curse she gets to pick the movie on movie night
AND SO HELP ME GOD I WILL NOT WATCH ANOTHER DOCUMENTARY ON HOW TO FUEL A CAR WITH POOP!
Guns&Roses: did u say fill a car with poop?
TrashPrince: FUEL U BLOCKHEAD FUEL
Trikru: murphy, I’m getting a feeling u need to go back to Luna for anger management therapy
TrashPrince: I DON’T NEED THERAPY YOU TRASH CAN HEAD
I ONLY NEEDED IT THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE U MONKEYS PISS ME OFF ON A REGULAR BASIS
I’LL PROBABLY DIE OF A HEART ATTACK AT 30 BECAUSE OF YOU DEMONS
i-make-it-go-boom: baby we’ve talked about this
TrashPrince: I HOPE U LIKE DATING ME WHEN I’M FAT FROM ALL THE STRESS EATING U HAVE CAUSED ME REYES
HeadbandWonder: how long have u been watching ur mouth for?
i-make-it-go-boom: 10 minutes
TheSuperiorBlake: chill murphy
TrashPrince: I’M ALWAYS CHILL U SPAWN OF SATAN
HeadbandWonder: debatable
*Iliad & NurseGriffin group chat*
NurseGriffin: how’s the ankle?
Iliad: better than my pride tbh
NurseGriffin: u really twisted it falling off the roof :(
Iliad: Relax, Princess, I’m not gonna sue. ;)
NurseGriffin: Speaking of legal action, what are we going to do about our children? I saw Monty in the hall and as soon as we made eye contact he burst out crying.
Iliad: Monty’s just a pawn in all of this.
That sweet summer child has been brainwashed by my villainous sister into doing her bidding.
NurseGriffin: and the others?
Iliad: Unfortunate accessories.
NurseGriffin: do u have a plan to get back at them? The silent treatment might be working now, but eventually, they’re going to pop back into our lives like little mountain trolls if they think we’re not going to punish them.
Iliad: they can start by cleaning your house
NurseGriffin: they can buy me a NEW house for all the damage -_-
Iliad: either option will take some careful planning.
They’re not going to clean anything up without being bribed.
They barely clean their own dorms.
Hell, I still do Octavia’s laundry.
And Murphy’s, which is now Raven’s since their an item.
I think I’ve got a bag of Jasper’s socks in the trunk of my car...which would explain the smell of death coming from the back seat...
Clarke, be honest, how long have I been the Mom friend?
NurseGriffin: How long has your dad been gone?
Iliad: Let’s see...
Octavia’s 21...
I’m 24...
Oh right. Always.
NurseGriffin: And how long was your Mom working double shifts to pay rent before she died?
Iliad: Forever and a day.
NurseGriffin: So the answer to your question Bellamy Bradbury Blake, is always. You have always been the Mom friend.
Iliad: Don’t you bring Bradbury into this.
He was my emo stage.
LET IT DIE CLARKE!
LET IT DIE!
NurseGriffin: kinda feeling like posting a tbt pick of good old Bradbury with the leather jacket and NO SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH
Iliad: I swear to God Clarke if you bring that picture out again I will share the poem you wrote for me in the 7th grade to Facebook!!
NurseGriffin: that poem wasn’t for u!!
It was for Wells!
I was having ur nerdy ass proof read it for me
AND U LAUGHED AT ME FOR IT!!
Iliad: You are many things, Princess, but Shakespeare you are not.
NurseGriffin: i hate u
Iliad: u love to hate me
That’s our thing
NurseGriffin: maybe i hate u will be our always ;)
Iliad: I hate you
NurseGriffin: <3
*Blake Siblings Chat*
Iliad: “ Ah me, my child, your birth was bitterness. Why did I raise you?
If only you could sit by your ships untroubled, not weeping,
since indeed your lifetime is to be short, of no length.
Now it has befallen that your life must be brief and bitter
beyond all men's.”
TheSuperiorBlake: why are u like this?
Iliad: That’s a long list.
*Operation Bellarke Group Chat*
TheSuperiorBlake: guys bellamy is pissed!!
He’s quoting the Iliad at me again.
Trikru: good-bye my love
Our story was all too brief
May we meet again
HeadbandWonder: amen
*The Blake Siblings chat*
Iliad: I have my terms if you and your delinquent friends want to meet at a neutral space to discuss them.
TheSuperiorBlake: if we refuse?
Iliad: 1) Suddenly you’ll find that you--all of you--have $300 of overdue library fines
2) Your dirty laundry will be dumped on the lawn of your sorority house for all to see. This is not just for you. I have several pairs of Murphy’s underwear that I highly doubt he wants the world to see.
3) Officer Kane will get an anonymous tip that the abandon warehouse on Arkadia drive is being used for a party house every 3rd Saturday of the month.
TheSuperiorBlake: U WOULDN’T
Iliad: Have you met me?
TheSuperiorBlake: yes
ur a push over
AND AFRAID OF UR FEELINGS AND WE R NOT MEETING UNTIL U ADMIT TO CLARKE THAT U LOVE HER!!!
*Operation Bellarke*
Greenbean: $300 IN LIBRARY FINES???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MillertheKiller: somebody pls help!
Monty is crying all over my new leather couch
HE WON’T STOP
HE JUST KEEPS SCREAMING ABOUT LIBRARY FINES
TrashPrince: SON OF A &^%$!
WHICH ONE OF U TURD MUFFIN MOUNTAIN TROLLS LEFT MY COOKIE MONSTER BOXERS ON UR LAWN?!?!?!
I STG OCTAVIA IF IT WAS U I WILL END U
IN A CRIMINAL WAY
WITH A BASEBALL BAT THAT WOULD MAKE NEGAN PROUD
U GLAZED DONUT!!
HeadbandWonder: raven u want to translate that?
is a glazed donut a bad thing?
i can’t tell if Murphy is just listing things he’s stress eating or attempting to curse.
TrashPrince: shut up u basket head
i’m pissed off!!
my underwear is all over instagram!!!
MillertheKiller: oh were we not supposed to post the pic lincoln sent?
TrashPrince: @#$@%^&%#%#@$^(*()&!$%^&*)*^%##$%^$#!!!!!!!!
Trikru: i think we broke him
i-make-it-go-boom: ECHO JUST TEXTED ME!!!! THE COPS FOUND OUR PARTY HOUSE!!!!!
Trikru: the warehouse??????
i-make-it-go-boom: yep
Guns&Roses: isn’t that the place jasper grows his weed?
i-make-it-go-boom: yep
MillertheKiller: who’s the rat?!
TheSuperiorBlake: guys
I think it’s time we met up with Bellamy
#the 100 au#100 college au#100 ff#bellarke au#bellarke college au#heathens au#linctavia au#murven au#bellamy blake#octavia blake#clarke griffin#jasper jordan#monty green#nathan miller#raven reyes#john murphy#lincoln kom trikru#harper#monroe#100 heathens au#heathens part 5#bellarke text fic
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tag game !!
Rules: You can only say guilty or innocent. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. ill explain whatever i damn want im independant ill ask myself smh
tagged by @cityofchestpains like a while ago but im slow
i tag @divinetheta @ev-hime @ethrals @neptcnes @ i just forgot everybody ever on this site. sry. i.
Asked someone to marry you? innocent
Kissed one of your friends? i mean.............innocent
Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? innocent
Ever told a lie? guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? cant is hard to define but yah guily
Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? im,,,, innocent
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? i decided if u gotta ask urself if things counts as a kiss its not a kiss so lol xd innocent
Kissed a picture? innocent
Slept in until 5pm? innocent
Fallen asleep at work or school? innocent
Held a snake? .......innocent..? or...? innocent.
Been suspended from school? innocent
Stolen something? borrowed and forgotten to give back and toddlers i mean. guilty.
Done something you regret? bITCH I REGRET SM SHIT HAGDHS GUILTY
Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? GUILTY AF CATCH ME DRINKING AND LAUGHING AND DYING
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? good times im guilty
Kissed in the rain? innocent
Sat on a roof top? innocent the roof was . wet.
Sang in the shower? if u call sad humming singing then guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? innocent but if it was the ocean/a big lake then guilty
Slept naked? ... dunno what i did as a child but innocent.?
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? bhtich how am isupposed 2 know also have u met 11 year olds guilty dammn
Been in a band? innocent
Shot a gun? innocent
Donated blood? innocent
Eaten alligator meat? innocent
Eaten cheesecake? guilty !! good bro . good
Still loved someone you shouldn’t? ?? ?? who decides if i should or shouldent dats rite mE and .. no? innocent. ?or . idk. love is a Big Word bro
Have/had a tattoo? innocent
Been too honest? guilty but like once
Ruined a surprise? ...... ok i may have told my twin about the christmas gifts BUT ok guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? ... guilty
Erased someone in your friends list? asdjgs buddy guilty af
Dressed in a man’s clothes? ive borrowed my siblings clothes but they were boys not men smh but guilty
Dressed in a woman’s clothes? yah mine every day guilty
Joined a pageant? innocent?
Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? they better smh guilty also yes my mom
Still have communication with your ex? guilty
Cheated on someone? innocent !!!!!
Got totally drunk one night when you had an important exam the next morning? innocent
A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? innocent. id die
Got so angry that you cried? guilty bro im an angry crier sad crier all crier i cry sm
Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? .guilty...? or. i mean. not only for their own good. i think. idk. guilty ? ?
Actually murdered someone? innocent br uh
Thought about mass murder? thought about as in this is a thing that exists thats bad guilty
Actually committed a mass murder? should someone tell the police who made this that this isnt a good way to actually get ppl to confess shit innocent
Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? guilty
Stalked someone? innocent bc stalking is Not going 56 weeks into ur crushs instagram ok just ask our buddy the police officer
Had a girlfriend? guilty
Had a boyfriend? i was the Most, , Heteroséxuàl guilty l o l
Totally drunk during a holiday? innocent !
#text post#nfr#tag games#personal#sry for not tagging ppl im just. idk if mutuals ive never talked to r ok with it#and idk if mutuals ive talked to r ok with it either#so im like OK BUT#also ppl change urls soooo often#also i had like a few ppl i wanted to tag then i was like maybe not and then i forgot their urls anyways so sorry
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