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possuminatrench · 6 months

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Mmmmmm

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#the magnus archives #the magnus pod #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus institute #tma jon #tma fanart #jonathan sims #jon sims #the eye #ceaseless watcher #turn your gaze upon this wretched thing #hes still a wet cat

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spookysspoons · 3 months

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I love Jon, I love him so much

#hes such a wet cat #him yelling at martin and accusing him i was just like “jon #!!!#martin is not your enemy hes just a little guy #he cares about you #ough #what i wouldnt do to work there honestly #the Magnus archives #jon sims #martin blackwood

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teamfortresstwo · 7 months

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…Thinking about an au where Tim gets leitnered into a cat and Elias ‘coincidentally’ walks in just as Jon is like petting him and shushing him because oh no! This poor cat is so obviously distressed! And like Tim would find this cute and tease him over it under any other circumstance but seeing as he’s the cat and would very much like to become a person again it is kinda annoying! And then Elias is like ‘is that a cat, Jon?’ And Jon gets all flustered is like ‘ah-uh-yes, someone must have let it in… I-‘ and Elias just cuts him off and insists on taking is outside and Jon wants to prove he can be responsible by doing it himself but Elias refuses and takes cat Tim and Tim doesn’t really like him and he doesn’t seem to know anything cause this is s1 so he’s scratching and biting but Elias just won’t let him go and…he’s not actually taking him outside?

And so Elias just brings him up his office and is like “well this is quite the predicament you’ve gotten yourself into mr stoker” and then they spend the rest of the day trying to figure out how to reverse it with Tim getting to be all cuddled up to Elias and being pet.

#sorry I just can’t stop thinking about Timelias and I am fucking WEAK for ‘character leitnered into a cat’ aus #and then Tim just had to deal with the fact that his boss’s boss might be a monster because there’s no human way he would’ve known what #happened given there were no cameras in the archives and that ‘oh I checked into your office and only found the leitner reporter to turn #people into cats’ story is clearly such bullshit given that he always heads straight into Jon’s office everytime he goes into the archives #AND that his boss^2 is also using those monster powers to..care for him? and his boss also cares for him???#cause he didn’t have a reason to do that. most learners are irreversible. but he did. and I just imagine Tim having soooo many feelings #about that…. shhhh ignore that this is basically a built in tragedy given the events of s2-3 it doesn’t matter #they’re soft and cute IN MY HEAD okay!!!#(But I mean I am also a SUCKER for s3 Timelias so it’s not like I’d be against an angry betrayed exes thing) (with bonus complicated comfort #)

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clariocosmo · 2 years

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Helen Richardson!! Friend-shaped!!!

#tma #magnuspod #magpod #the magnus archives #tma fanart #Helen Richardson #clarioart #MISS HELEN YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASE #she’s so funky I love her !!!#how can I say this #she’s like a scrunkly cat #that one cat meme with the shiteating grin and knives yeah that’s Helen throughout s5 #I simply close my eyes in that one episode of Jon and her in s5 #it does not exist in my mind Helen is alive and well and still luring people into her doors #and if I get caught in one #that’s not her fault it’s mine she caught me slipping #tldr: Helen!

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murderandcoffee · 9 months

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disregarding the eye aspect, Jon would be either a ferret or cat.

cat is an obvious (and really good!) choice for jon, but I feel like we can go weirder. he's gotta be some kind of fucked up mustelid

#making him a marten would be fucking hilarious #WAIT HAIRLESS CAT JON IS SO GOOD #badger jon... it's graying just like him #we can workshop this I believe in us #send in your fucked up archive fursona suggestions #ask murderandcoffee #itisonlyeyes #tma #jon sims

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cpyclopse · 2 years

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Uni era Jon ft. The Admiral

My art (click for better quality)

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casual-socks · 6 months

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MORE jon head canons. everybody cheered

-he has the most horrendous sneeze in like,, season 1. you can hear it through the entire archive. in s3 he tuned it down a bit and learned how to sneeze quietly but in s5 he was right back at it

-he enjoys debate and gets into arguments for fun, but the other people (obviously) never understand its fun for him and get angry

-he absolutely despises super markets

-he hates those little costumes you put on cats for halloween. he thinks theyre disrespectful to the cat because cats are just ‘So distinguished, Georgie youre humiliating him’

-mostly sustains himself off snack foods even though he can cook

-hes very cluttered and overuses the phrase “theres a method to my madness”. in his defense, there IS a method to his madness.

-^^despite this his drawers are actually kept pretty neat

-type of guy to get angry in clothing stores because people put back the clothes unfolded or folded wrong and does it himself

-occasionally uses text to speech on his phone and sends incomprehensible texts

-he has a trophy in his office as a gift from tim and sasha. its a golf trophy with the actual award scribbled out and “BOSS!!!!” written below it. not Worlds Best Boss. just BOSS!!!!

-knows a lot about bee communication and mating rituals for some reason

-likes seasonal candles, to the shock of everyone ever

-georgie sewed pockets into any skirts he has because he was so appalled that they didnt have any already

-knows how to pick locks. despite his history with breaking and entering, he just learned how to do this one because he was bored. martin was shocked to one day find him breaking into his own office

#tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #jon sims #magpod #timothy stoker #martin blackwood #tma spoilers #are the tim and martin tags relevant #i miss him guys..#tma headcanons #jeadcanons

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samwise1548 · 1 year

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Never read novels around your eldritch boyfriend, with his all consuming thirst for Knowledge and God given speed reading abilities

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[ID: Magnus Archives fanart sketched in pen. Martin and Jon are sitting together in an armchair, a cat sitting below them. Jon is curled up next to Martin, who's holding a book and looks very annoyed. Jon looks oblivious to this and asks, "Are you going to turn the page?" End ID]

Thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the description <3

#poor martin #jon probably spoiled the ending of so many books and movies for him. poor guy #tma #jonmartin #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jmart #my doodles #my art #described by @princess of purple prose

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sexiestpodcastcharacter · 6 months

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Eye Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Jonathan Sims/The Archivist (The Magnus Archives):

I just think it'd be funny if an asexual character won

(im ripping this from the wiki btw) John has prematurely greying hair and looks older than he is. He often looks very tired and is physically unfit, as other characters refer to him as scrawny and he tires easily from physical tasks that others perform with little exertion. he also has lots of scars.

(propaganda, spoilers for The Magnus Archives) He's a wet cat and at one point dated Georgie Barker and does date Martin Blackwood. there is also a whole tag/movement for "hot Jon rights". he may not be like, 10/10 on the attractive scale but his far off gaze has captivated me

Nikignik (Hello From The Hallowoods)

They’re an eldritch being who narrates the entirety of the show. They have a lot of cosmic power, such as the ability to affect the story as it plays about, but typically try to stay out it because they’re a storyteller and aren’t supposed to interfere.

100 eyes on the dark. They see all. They are a sad boi (gender neutral). They are perfect.

a wet cat of an eldritch being who is visiting you in your nightmares :)

#Eye Bracket Round 3 #Jonathan Sims #The Archivist #Nikignik #Nikignik HFTH #The Magnus Archives #Hello From the Hallowoods

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jonmartinweek · 2 months

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Attention Everyone!

This is your moderator speaking. It has been brought to my attention by some spidery liaisons on location that there has been a sudden influx of cats into the Archives.

Though where exactly these cats are coming from remains an unknown, a “boop” button that was delivered to Artifact Storage earlier this morning that may be related.

One thing remains certain, Jonathan Sims, Archivist, has been booped on the nose by many, many precious toe beans.

THIS JUST IN! Martin Blackwood, live on the scene, reports that the cats are refusing to leave Jon alone (or remove themselves from climbing all over his person). The Archivist has accepted that no work will be completed until there is a satisfactory amount of scritches given.

The leader of the kitty forces, The Admiral, has just now reached out! Though his time travel capabilities do not extend far enough to allow him to completely enter Season 1 from Season 3, The Admiral would like to inform everyone that all kitties are the best and deserve treats, toys, and tummy rubs in additional to scritches.

#all boops are appreciated #though as it is not your mod's main this blog cannot boop back

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toothwormfactory · 1 year

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[ID: A two panel digital comic of Jude Perry and Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives. Jon’s speech bubbles are green and Jude’s are orange.

In the first panel, Jonathan Sims asks a smugly laughing Jude Perry: “Something funny, Ms. Perry?”. Jude replies: “Uh, yeah.” Jon asks: “Care to share?”, and Jude responds: “I think it’s pretty obvious.”

In the second panel, Jon is wearing a bright, holographic puffer coat with several patches on it, including three cat patches, a What the Ghost patch, a Ghost Hunt UK patch, a Welcome to Nightvale patch, a The B-52s patch, a Grifter’s Bone patch, and a one with the bisexual flag. He has an irritated expression on his face and his hair is tied back into a ponytail. He says: “Look, I lost my normal coat, and i-it’s cold. Some of us actually feel it, you know?” /End ID.]

Jon "Soggy Academic Wardrobe" Sims vs Georgie "One Million Articles of Clothing with Cats on Them" Barker

Bonus:

[ID: A digital sketch of Jonathan Sims and Georgie Barker from The Magnus Archives done with blue lines. Jon is showing Georgie his bandaged hand and Georgie is concernedly looking at it. Jon says: "...So I found her and the first thing she did was laugh at your coat." Georgie responds with a frowning emoticon. Jon continues: "Don't worry about the hand or the neck." /End ID]

#tma #the magnus archives #magnuspod #toothworks #tma fanart #tma jon #jonathan sims #tma jude #jude perry #tma georgie #georgie barker #fanart #artists on tumblr #described art #digital art

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hopes-peak-postal-company · 8 months

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For Mod Hajime, i hope this doesnt sound weird but could you do a platonic fatherly yandere imagine post with Elias Bouchard? I like to imagine he fixates on a new Institute hire who doesnt know the fears are real and just decides "Its Child time. There is nothing I wont do to make my new child happy." But he also has to work around Jon and them getting in his way because they just dont GET that he's a Father now.

A FATHER'S LOVE!

"surely you'd choose your father over your friends, wouldn't you?"

summary. getting a job at a spooky academic institute offers toms of spooky outcomes. you just didn't expect to get a father figure and a overlyprotective friend group.

contents. platonic yandere! elias; elias is a wet cat grandpa; the archivist gang are slightly yandere; happens right after season 1

✦ It was difficult. Getting by in the big London city and rent to your flat was quite ridiculously high, even for usual london rent standard. But thankfully, a position in The Magnus Institute had opened and you managed to get the spot after wrangling out your best qualities to the HR like you're trading them.

✦ Now, you were aware of what you were getting into. I mean, an institute that's notorious for having many people going MIA or dying, but this was the only job that accepted you out of the millions you applied for and frankly, it pays better than most of them.

✦ So, you worked as the institute's librarian. It shocked you to know that they have their own personal library but at the same time, you kind of expected it. After all, it is an academic institute and there's bounds to be numerous books and soucres to cite for every statement given, regardless of how strange there are.

✦ You've met a couple on the job. Some were nice and often has small talks with you while some simply comes and goes, not even bothering to talk to you unless they're checking a book out. It was fine, of course, you can't help but feel disheartened. After all, all you do is stand by, organize the library and do nothing. It gets a bit lonely sometimes.

✦ And then, one day, a certain someone came to the library and it was no one other than big boss himself— Elias Bouchard. You never met the man before, only hearing him from Rosie and the others, but he is generally well-disliked by his own staff. You had nothing to complain about him and honestly, you find his company nice.

✦ He comes to the library whenever he has free time and then would talk to you. It wasn't just small talk, not just noise coming out of his mouth to fill in the silence, but he talked to you. He told you so many things— his opinions, his likes and dislikes —and even asked you about yours.

✦ Elias would listen intently, taking in every information about yourself in a manner so ... different from how he usually carried himself. Elias Bouchard was a prideful asshole and you knew that obviously well from just his body language, and yet when it comes to you, he is oddly soft. He reminds you almost like a dad for some reasons.

✦ And your relationship with your boss became like that. You didn't mind, you understand to some degree but even still you couldn't wrap your mind around why he chose specifically you. Maybe he didn't choose or maybe he did, but either way, this outcome was better than him hating you.

✦ But then, only a few months into your job, you suddenly got promoted to assistant archivist, joining the very few others in the archives in their day-to-day life.

✦ It was ... suffocating at first. The institute did suffer damage from the Prentiss Attack as you heard from the other employees and with the archives being the main target for the worms, it was not surprise that the Archivist and his team suffered greatly. Though injured, all of them still came back in one piece so that was a good thing.

✦ It took a while getting to know the others: Martin was the quickest to befriend and he'd bring you your favourite cup of tea whenever he can. Tim was the second, jokingly flirting with you at first but he was comfortable to be around and somehow both of your intensive knowledge on memes made the two of you friends. Sasha, on the other hand, took a bit more effort but in the end, she was just as fun and cheery as the other two outside work.

✦ Jon, on the other hand... He was wary, of course, a bit of an asshole too but you were determined to let his walls down, and so was the team. He gradually came to accept (aka get comfortable with) your existence and doesn't glare you like a cat you just rudely woke up.

✦ Elias... Elias isn't too pleased with this development though as you come find. He finds every excuse in the book to have you in office, stalling you just so he could spend more time with you. He had moved to the archives for one very specific reason and that was so he can watch you carefully.

✦ I mean, how couldn't he? You were so nice to him, oblivious to the concept of the entities and you didn't even care if he gets a bit 'spooky' (as Tim puts it) at times. In fact, he claimed you as his kid the moment you seem to play along with his 'little cryptid act'.

✦ But The Archival team... Oh, did they get on his nerves. But he couldn't do anything, no, he was sure you'll know and they'll tell you about what he truly is and he couldn't risk that. He couldn't lose you to them, so he'll have to just slightly abuse his power a bit. Just to have you be by his side a bit longer.

✦ Of course, Archivist and Co. can't stand by idly and watch him take their friend! And so, everytime Elias and one of them come to your desk at the same time, it's practically a tug of war for your affection and attention.

✦ It makes you laugh honestly, seeing them fight like this. Reminds you so much like a father trying to shoo away any his kid's admirers.... Only if you knew though, then you wouldn't be laughing.

notes. hi hii!!! tysm for requesting this!! i always wanted to write for tma but couldn't. ik this is a pretty old req (i think like .... from june i think?) and i wrote this months ago but forgot to finish

reqs are alwyas open!! and dont forget to reblog any of our works here on this blog, it help us a lot!!! ty again for requesting!

#mod hajime #the magnus archives x reader #tma x reader #yandere tma #yandere the magnus archives

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bagofdo-ritos · 3 months

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Can you share some jon headcanons? I'm curious to hear your thoughts about him!!

ohohoHOHO you’ve opened a (distortion) door that should’ve been kept locked:

- he’s chronically ill, and refuses to use any helping hand like a walking cane on days where his joints physically refuse to work because “i can’t let my coworkers lose respect for me”

- respect has always been a big thing for him because his grandmother was extremely old school when raising him and she drilled respecting everyone into his head while growing up (not to mention the only adults he saw were her friends who were also elderly so he was always described as “such a proper young boy”)

- HORRIBLE at handling his alcohol. he refused every post-work drinking invite tim would try to drag him to

- he does the mom thing when someone tries to show him something on their phone. he puts on his glasses and squints and leans back and he’s just so confused

- wore glasses s1-s3, and after the coma he just stopped needing them

- despite his attempts to be respected, tim has a blackboard in the break room that’s labeled “cat jon” and a list of everything they’ve seen jon do that resembles a cat. stretched like a cat. jumped like a cat in shock when tim laughs loud. constantly grumpy (like a cat). post-s4 he straight up just lives in the archives and sleeps there, tim walks in on him curled up on himself, asleep. like a cat. and lets just say there was a new bullet point on the list that afternoon.

- he hates halloween. even pre-institute he just found it so stupid and he hates getting ugly kids knocking on his door. in fact he just hates all holidays. he’s a grinch. georgie used to make him go to all these uni parties because if not she knew he would lock himself in his room forever.

- he wants to be organized. key word: wants. he cannot for the life of him keep his stuff organized. it’s a mess but he knows where everything is, ya know? problem: copious amounts of stress can mess up memory. throughout the story he just. forgets. where everything is.

- post s4 he has to actively remind himself to blink

- horrible sneezing habits. he sneezes like a father, and the first time he sneezed in the archives martin was walking past him with tea and flinched so hard he spilt it all over himself (jon used that to further his point of martins incompetence)

- he can cook. if forced to. or in dire situations. his oven has been untouched since his rented his apartment with the sole exception of boiling water for tea (he got a kettle a week later cause he couldn’t be arsed.)

#tma #jonathan sims #jon sims #the magnus archives #magpod #tim stoker #martin blackwood #tma spoilers #i need to chew him alive #hes so silly #tma headcanons #would you consider the fact that possibly. he’s just a little guy. just a silly lil dude #jeadcanons

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icantbelieveitsnotdeviantart · 1 year

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TFW your coworker has a soft spot for ugly-cute things and finds the weirdest cat you’ve ever seen outside the Archives.

Alternatively, TFW you travel back in time to fix things undercover as a cat, only to immediately be dragged in thru the front doors by your future boyfriend.

(Inspired by @xenolinn’s cat Jon sims au art)

#I wanted to take a stab at designing kitty Jon #I might make a follow up jon vs Elias #my kitty Jon has massive creepy eyes and a permanent quarter mange look #“he used to be a cat but then he was hit my a truck- tim at some point #jon sims #jonathan sims #jon sims fanart #tma jonathan sims #tma #tma au #the magnus archives fanart #the Magnus archives #tim stoker #martin blackwood #jonmart

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annabelle--cane · 8 months

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hello, I would love to hear your magnus protocol theories if you have any?

every single one of the following theories are exactly as serious as each other, none of these are jokes at all:

the arg end page on the oiar site saying "all of that was 100% a totally fake training exercise so destroy any evidence you kept or be charged with treason" is such a massive lie <3

the oiar is the new seat of power for the alternate-universe-sorta-beholding. the magnus institute burned down and it simply didn't matter to the dread powers, they just jumped ship and let all their human servants die, which would tie-in to the pitch of protocol being more about systems whereas archives was about personal choices. a single person did manage to burn down the torment nexus institute but it simply didn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

lena kelley is alternate jonah magnus's current host

archives 'verse einsamernarr was the one who leaked those statements in 1999 mentioned in mag 68. the timelines don't quite line up, but several time stamps from the usenet forum look rather, shall I say, like they've been affected by exposure to a massive hole in reality that links to a different slightly out of sync universe.

the magnus institute was burned down by a cataclysmically angry mother who realized the extra curricular classes her kid went to was giving them "haunted by ghosts" disease.

gwendolyn bouchard is alternate jonah magnus's current host

hokay one of the arg documents pulled from a floppy disc found at an irl event had a spreadsheet in it written in german with what looks to me like dates and locations of statements (or maybe incident reports...?). I think this might have some clues about the protocol 'verse fear taxonomy, as the notes section of uncorrupted rows seem to have explanations for the events. most of them are "cats lol," but some labels ring bells for me, like "war people / warriors" (slaughter) and "avoid" (lonely), and some don't but are still spooky. "ink" comes up several times, "never again" and "unhappy child" once each. one that took place at a somerset theme park is noted with "mr b," so clearly bonzo himself is also an entity of fear.

lady mowbray is alternate jonah magnus's current host

she's also just a front for funneling money to the great bonzo

I really think that under no circumstances are we going to definitively know what happened to jon and martin from the archives 'verse, but we could definitely see what their alternate selves are up to in this timeline. I've got nothing to back this up but I'd like to see them being evil and doing evil laughs and enacting evil actions.

I shall be real, I have no idea what the deal will be with celia ripley, I just know that it's significant that she's called celia when her alternate self chose that name AND saw a fire ghost woman. here's how agnes montag--[I am shot]

bonzo is alternate jonah magnus's current host

#tmagp #pinkelotjeart #answered

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samwise1548 · 1 year

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I’m v v depressed rn,,,,could I perchance request a little jmart??

I was supposed to be sleeping for a trip tomorrow. But instead I’m trying to cure both your and my depression with a jmart drawing. Here’s a seasonal drawing, hope it helps!

[ID: A Magnus Archives drawing of Jon and Martin. Martin is a white man with orange hair that’s faded white at the bangs, is wearing a puffy blue winter coat, a red beanie, and cow print pajamas. Jon is a short brown man with dark hair streaked with grey, cat earmuffs, a long black coat, and brown boots. Most of his face is covered by a white scarf. Both men are blushing while holding hands, as they walk together through a snowy path. Snowflakes fall around them. \End ID]

#tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #Jonathan sims #jmart #Jonmartin #teaholding #does it snow in somewhere else? now it does #they’ve been dating for a few months now yet they still get flustered with basic pda (aka simply holding hands)#the cow pants are probably my favorite thing in this drawing. and then it’s gotta be martins adorable face :3 #drawing requests #my art

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