Willy: "Sunny is Pol's daughter." Don't metagame! I would like to have an Egg. If I had an Egg, could I name it at some point? Or does it come with... I mean, did you choose your name? Or did they give you one?

Dapper: if they give you one that doesn't have parents, yes

Willy: Are there Eggs without parents?

Dapper: not right now

Willy: And if I kill the parents, can I keep the Egg?

Dapper: no xd

Willy: "No," ok.

Billy's Birthday Bash part 1 (DC)

Billy yawned and sat up in bed, reaching over and turning off his alarm clock which was blabbering away about how the justice league had saved the day last night, again. from alien attackers, Again.

"Like I don't know that." Billy muttered, swinging his blanket off and twisting in his bed so his bare feet could hit the floor. "I was only there."

Billy Batson after all was the secret identity of the world's mightiest mortal Shazam, gifted with gifts from seven gods and one of the league's heavy hitters.

Just thinking about that brought a smile to the 13 year old hero's face and he turned to pose in in the mirror in his bedroom, and then his face fell as he saw his reflection.

while once he said his magic word he was a 6'9 muscled beefcake, the image looking back him with it's scrawny arms and chest which were covered with a faded flash themed PJ top while around his hips was a semi bulky and again flash themed overnight diaper, that was drooping from being used many times (Thankfully only wettings though, something he confirmed with a quick pat to his padded rear and a sniff of the air) despite Billy having only made it to bed at around 3 am.

He hadn't of been worried about getting in trouble for being out so late though.

the once orphan had been happily adopted and taken in by one Barry Allen and got alone great with his new dad and tried to be pleasant around Miss west, Barry's girlfriend who came over often enough to have her own key.

It wasn't that she was unpleasant or anything, it was just with Billy's 'problems' acting up bad enough that he needed his diapers basically 24/7, she insisted on diaper checks, even in front of her nephew Wally who'd come over sometimes with her and was like the coolest guy ever!

The reason why he hadn't of been worried about Barry finding out though was because Barry was also a member of the Justice league, ironically the Flash who's symbol had been on the front of the bulky diaper at one point.

"You'd think he'd be mad these things even exist since till Bat's set up that account for us there was no way to collect royalties." Billy grumbled to himself.

But when asked Barry admitted if he could help kids like Billy who had potty issues feel big and brave like superhero's, He was fine with the diapers being made and mostly didn't touch his share of the royalties.

though as Billy's legal guardian Shazam couldn't touch his share either without permission and was irked that Barry would use some of Billy's money to stock up on his diapers.

"I'm teaching you to be reasponable. if you have to pay for the diapers you'll be less likely to rip them up like that first pack Iris got you." Barry had reminded Billy, with a smirk on his face but a slight stern tone.

"I said sorry..besides they had stupid ponies and stuff on them." Billy had whined back.

still he fell in line and even if he had wanted to just blast the diapers with his lighting some times and suck up the wasted cost, with his new day's symbol on it he just couldn't do it.

Since he was only wet Billy was allowed to change himself, there had been the great carpet incident a few days after he'd moved in trying to change a dirty diaper on his own and Barry had made him pinky swear to ask for help with those.

since Billy was on the family plan and had his own cell phone he could just discretely call Barry when he was smelly, though thankfully his daytime accidents were few and fair in between.

Snapping the tapes off Billy had a minor moment sulkiness again since his budding pubic hair had been shaved clean because of his diapers, though he had to admit Barry had been right, he was getting a LOT less rashes.

balling the soggy diaper up and holding it out with one hand, Billy took a deep breath and pinched his nose with the other one as he stepped on the foot petal for his diaper pail and dropped it in, not wishing to smell memories of diaper past.

with that done he walked around enjoying the lack of a waddle in his step for the precious few moments he would and tugged opened his version of a underwear drawer, stocked full of daytime and overnight flash brand diapers.

"Gee, what's a boy to wear, flash themed disposable undies or flash themed disposable undies?" He asked, tapping a finger on his chin and smirking a little."the struggle is real for 13 year old pants wetter."

"heh, Oh really?" Came a voice from the doorway and Billy yelped and tugged to tug his shirt down, even though he knew Barry had seen everything.

"B-Barry knock!" He huffed, and blushed, hands over over his crotch now.

"I did, someone was off in his own little world.. in fact so off he forgot what today is." Barry said and smirked, pointing over to a Shazam themed calendar on the wall, with the dates date circled in red."Your not 13 anymore silly. Happy birthday~"

Billy, who normally was ignored on his birthday either by choice or lost in the shuffle while in foster care really had forgotten and now grinned big time.

"That's right! I get a real party, with cake, and ice cream an-" Billy was saying and was cut off as Barry zipped over, a little bit slower in his blue jeans and denim shirt but not by much and was ruffling Billy's hair.

"And you get a birthday spanking." Barry teased, but winked to let Billy know he was joking.

"Try it and I'll saw you know what." Billy giggled and blew a raspberry.

"Hmmm flash vs. Shazam in a spanking fight. we could sell out areas. But At last, your butt's just too cute to mare." Barry chuckled and gave the boys chubby cheeks a soft pat before zipping back to the door frame.

the pat while gentle, was unexpected and Billy yelped and a little trickle of pee came out, something Barry missed but the now hard wood floor of Billy's room could handle it.

"Finish getting dressed buddy and I'll get this cleaned up in-"

"Don't say it!" Billy groaned rolled his eyes.

"A flash!" Barry said, zipping off as Billy snatched a pair of daytime diapers out.

'He's so corny sometimes.' Billy thought.

Dressed in a red t-shirt and a baggy pair of black shorts that did a good job of hiding the bulk of his padding (there there was a tell tale crinkle for those listening for it) he made his way to the dinning room and grinned ear to ear as the table was loaded with chocolate pancakes, blue berry waffles, fried eggs, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages and a pitcher of chocolate milk and a pitcher of orange juice.

with how fast Barry's metabolism was he was always making big meals and was part of the reason Billy had put on some much needed wait, but even so, this was above and beyond.

with drool trailing down his chin he grabbed a plate and looked over the feast, almost at a lost of where to begin.

"heh, Did daddy do good or did daddy do good?" Barry asked, zipping into the room.

"This. Is. Awesome!" Billy squealed. "Was this all you or did Iris help too?" Billy asked.

"She's out of town on a assignment for a news papers, she's sorry she's gonna miss the party." Barry said, looking sorry.

"Well it's ok." Billy said, starting to load up his plate, a impish grin coming across his face. "we can just have anther party with more cake when she gets back. It'll be hard having all that sugar and getting double presents, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make." he said, topping off his plate and plopping his butt onto his special chair.

with his bulky diapers and the fact he leaked sometimes, Barry had gotten him a dinner chair with sides coming up to the middle of his tummy so Billy wouldn't lose balance and fall off, and it had a plastic cover for a easier clean up instead of the stained oak that the rest of the chairs had.

Naturally Billy had been least then pleased at the fact he had a toddler chair but after falling off of the other chairs three times he'd finally bit the bullet.

"Oh, your willing to have two party's huh? truly, your a saint among men. We'll see what happens." Barry said, coming over and getting his own plate while taking a second to mentally gush at just how adorable Billy looked, his legs kicking under the table as he scooped food in his mouth like he hadn't eaten in a month. "Heh, wow, and I thought I was fast..slow down before you choke buddy."

Billy as normal, took that warning as a challenge and sped up.

After 4 helpings Billy just sat back in his chair, burping softly and groaning as he put a hand to his belly, not even offering a fight as Barry came over with a cloth to wipe his face and hands.

"Did somebody maybe eat more then he should of?" Barry asked sweetly, as he helped the groaning boy out of the chair, and after a second picked him up, setting him on his hip and patting his back.

Billy's reply was a loud blench and Barry winced, glad he'd had the foresight to get Billy's head over his shoulder.

"well put. any follow ups?" Barry chuckled, and kept patting, this wasn't Billy's first semi food coma and he doubted it would be the little thunder champions last.

Billy went to open his mouth to say something then a loud booming fart blasted out of his bottom and for a split second Barry wondered if his arm would of been burnt if not for the padding.

"I-I didn't..I.." Billy whimpered and buried his head into Barry's shoulder and Barry could feel the heat from the boys face.

"Hey..hey..it's ok. fart's happen. besides you've gone uh-oh in my lap so this is hardly worse." Barry said, tilting his head and giving the poor blushing little guy a smooch on the head.

"N-Not helping!" Billy whined.

"Ok ok, I'll drop it.. here let's get you sat down and watching some carto-" Barry started to say but anther thunder poot from the champion of lighting cut him off.

"gawd! that stinks!" Billy whined.

"...Or Maybe you wanna go and sit on the potty." Barry said trying to be nice, but the boy wasn't wrong.

"I know when I have to go poop Barry!" Billy huffed and two more loud farts came out and the boy switched from huffy to shocked. "..and that would be right now. Potty daddy!"

Any other daddy wouldn't of stood a chance in the world, But Barry Allen didn't call him the fastest man alive for nothing, but even then it was a close call as he barley got Billy's shorts and diaper down and got him on the toilet before the boy started to unleash hell.

Knowing how Billy valued some privacy, Barry left almost as quick as he'd gotten him in there, though not before bringing a few room freshers into the bathroom and opening a window.

'don't want him to pass out form his own stink.. man..I wonder if there's anther god powering.. skunkculues, champion of stink.' Barry mused as he waited outside the bathroom door just in case he was needed.

Billy groaned as he hunched over and pounded a fist on the sink's counter, wondering if maybe he had a natural power over lava because that's what this felt like as he made use of the potty.

His own stink was assaulting his nose though thankfully daddy had set it up so it would be as bad, though he still ended up having to flush a couple of times just to help with the smell.

Sweating, Panting and feeling drained, he barley had it in him to wipe himself when it was all said and done, and swore he'd never cram that much food into his tummy again all at once.

(of course since he swore that once every three or so days the oath may of fallen on deaf ear.)

which his cheeks wiped, Billy went to stand up on shaky legs and plopped back down, then noticed the shart stains in the back of the diaper and signed.

"Dadddd..IUh...I need help." he called out. huffing and slumping, elbows on his knees and waiting.

when the door opened up and his cousin/cool bro via adoption opened the door Billy yelped and in vain tried to cover up the diaper around his ankles.

4 minutes earlier...

Wally who had retired from the superhero game while going to collage and trying to be a CSI like Barry, had surprised Barry by showing up for the party.

"Wally! good to see you!" Barry had said, shaking the younger mans hand, but then, ever the good daddy/uncle had narrowed his eyes. "Aren't you suppose to be in class right now?"

"The professor for the only class I had today had a family emergency, so the class was called off, and I was gonna try and make it anyways." Wally said, keeping his voice down and Barry picked up on it and kept his down as well.

"Ah, a birthday surprise for Billy." Barry said and smirked. "you know he thinks the world of you right?"

"I might of picked up on that. hence why I pretend not to notice his little problem." Wally chuckled and ran a hand though his orange hair. "you'd think he would of linked how Aunt Iris doesn't do bum checks when I'm around with it buttt.."

"Heh, Well he see's what he wants to see. He's on the potty right now though so maybe if you hi-" Barry started to say when his com beeped.

it wasn't his JL com, but the one he'd given the Meta human crimes department for central and Keystone city, being the hero of the twin cities.

dashing over he answered it, and frowned, then dashed back to Wally but even as he did he was in costume.

"I hate to do this, but Weather wizard and Captain cold are causing heck in Keystone. could you stay with Billy? he might need a little help." Barry said and gestured his head to the bathroom.

"Of course. Listen, if you need any back up.. I might not have my costume, but after Billy gets out.."

"Hey, I'll handle it. I'll be back.."

"in a flash. I know I know." Wally groaned, having the same opinion as Billy about the phase.

Barry just smirked like it was the worlds greatest dad joke and took off.

"W-Wally!? Get out! I-" Billy was whining and had actual tears welling up in his eyes, making Wally just wanna hug him.

"Billy, Billy listen to me, Barry had to go and fight the rouges, I came here for your party..and I've know about your diapers since Barry adopted you." Wally said, cutting right to the chase.

"..No you haven't! I was super careful and someone as cool and awesome as you wouldn't wanna hang out with a diaper wetting baby!" Billy whined, in denial even as Wally sighed and shook his head.

"Really Billy? I'm training to be a CSI, so I'm learning to notice little things, I move at super speed, not as fast as Barry but still, and you crinkle lots." Wally listed off on his hand, raising fingers, then giving Billy a hurt look. "Also, you think SO little of me I wouldn't wanna hang out with a awesome and cool little guy like you just because you have accidents?"

"But..I.." Billy whimpered and sniffled, and went to wipe at his tears with his arm but Wally was there, with a wad of tissue.

"Hey, it's ok Billy. Truth be told, I wet the bed for 3 years after getting my powers. But My Parents weren't as nice and Uncle Barry and aunt Iris. they were the ones who looked after me like they're looking after you now. so no more tears alright? let's get you dressed and then we can play some video games." Wally said, and ruffled the boys hair.

Billy gave him a smile and then hugged Wally's waist, and the 19 year old almost melted and patting his head.

Tossing the dirty diaper, Wally got Billy in a clean over night diaper, and added powder, though Billy whined a little he was pacified by Wally saying he thought those looked cooler.

Going off of that logic Billy when offered a pair of baggy pants to go over the thicker diaper went all shy.

"uh. well..I mean.. if you wanna see this diaper because it's cuter.. and we're not going out anywhere.." Billy said, squirming and shifting all around.

"..I do think it's cuter, and Barry said he'd call if he needed us. Uh.. " wally trailed off and then blushed himself, and put a hand behind his head. "I have ONE question that's been bugging me."

"heh, what is it?" Billy said, holding up his arms for the older boy to pick him up.

"when you change.. do you have to take the diapers off first or..how does that work?!" Wally asked, picking him up and gushing as Billy cuddled in.

"heh, Nah, the big guy isn't padded, and as to how that works.." Billy paused and let wally hold his weight as he spread his hands, wiggling his fingers.

"Maggggggic~"

Wally snorted and smirked.

"your such a dork sometimes you know that?" he asked playfully, carrying Billy at normal speed down the stairs.

"Pffft please, I've seen you marking out over dad's cases when going over them with him, and not his stuff as flash, but as Barry Allen,CSI."Billy teased back.

Wally huffed and blushed himself and then smirked.

"You're lucky your cute or I'd super speed your butt to central park right now."

"heh, you wouldn't do that, A) because I'd say the word and leave, B) because Dad would kick you butt and C).." Billy said and tapped Wally's chest as he listed off his points. "You'd made me cry and hate yourself for it~"

"..Dang, guilty as charged."

Getting into the living room, Wally sat Billy on the couch and then went to look though the selection of games they had for two player.

"Super monkey fury 5 good for you?" He asked, looking over his shoulder.

"Um..whatever YOU think is a cool game!" Billy said, and gave a big grin.

he might of been 14 but in his diaper and t-shirt, and all eager to please his 'big bro' figure, he looked like a toddler.

"Heh, it's YOUR special day Billy, whatever YOU wanna play we'll play it." wally chuckled.

"W-Wellll.. Dad doesn't let me play Duty calls a lot because it's so violent.." Billy said, poking two fingers together.

"..I think Barry will understand." Wally smirked and put the game in, coming over with controllers for both of them.

As Wally sat down he was surprised as Billy moved from his spot next to him to sitting in his lap.

"heh,What are y-"

"it's MY Special day right?" Billy asked, flashing his imp smirk. "So I can sit anywhere I want.. rightttt?"

"heh. of course."

Barry hated how long it took him to deal with the rouges, they had gotten reinforcements from mirror master so it took longer then he would of liked to finish up, plus then he had to deal with the police over and handle the press, all part of keeping up the hero image and while any other day it wouldn't of irk'ed him, knowing he was missing out on Billy's big day, he was short tempered

he had almost snapped at Detective Morro, a long time friend on the force in both identities but caught himself.

"you ok Flash?" his friend asked.

"I..I'm missing out on my kid's birthday party for this." Barry admitted.

"heh, didn't know you HAD a kid. go on, get." the heavy set cigar chomping hard ass said. "We'll try to manage without you for the rest of the day...Oh, tell yer kid happy birthday."

"heh, Will do!" Barry said and after a trademark flash salute, was off and running.

Getting back to the house Barry found Billy in Wally lap and whining a little, sucking his thumb and a kiddy cartoon was on the TV, much younger then Billy usually liked to watch.

"Hey guys, I'm back, whats going on?" Barry asked.

"Oh well see, I was a jerk and tried to make Billy play a game I like an-" Wally started to speak up but a whimpering Billy cut him off.

"Noo! it was me! I made Wally play duty call's with me and it was way more awful then I thought and I know I've done worse as you know who but but..I dunno and I started to cry and and-" Billy whined and whimpered.

"..Billy when your Shazam you have the wisdom of Solomon that let's you work out why you have to do the things you do. not so much as yourself. that's why I didn't want you playing that, you're not in trouble, either of you but I think we're gonna keep it to cartoons or silly games for the day." Barry said, coming over and as Wally hugged the whining Billy in his lap, Barry did too and Billy sniffled and smiled.

"Kay"

with Billy calmed down, they sat down for a few episodes of different baby shows, with billy giggling and clapping alone even if Wally and Barry were bored out of their skulls. trying to break it up they pulled out a few board games but after having to watch Billy do his 'i won you lost' diaper booty shake 4 times in a row (which admittedly was pretty cute with his diaper butt on display) they switched from candy land to clue, where Wally won 2 out of the 4 games.

Barry technically could of won the other two but played bad on purpose for the last game where billy was getting all huffy.

After that they played pay day and once again were subjected to Billy's singing about how awesome he was and how much they sucked, while wiggling his padded rear in their faces but compared to the sulky silence that losing brought, Barry and wally put up with it.

Or at least they tried to till in the middle of shaking his butt in both their faces Billy froze and then let out a muffled poot.

"Really Billy?" Barry asked, waving his left hand at super speed to blow the smell away.

"I-I didn't mean to.d-do that! I'm Sorry!" Billy squeaked and turned around, blushing and starting to tear up. "P-Please don't ha-"

Before Billy could finish his thought, Wally and Barry were on either side of Billy, hugging him.

"Hey, hey, It's alright, Fart's happen." Wally was saying, rubbing and patting Billy's back.

"And I'm 90 percent sure you wouldn't fart on me after winning a game. Now if you lost.." Barry said and winked, patting billy's bum.

"D-Daddy!"

"Hmmm, Feels like it was just a fart, do you wanna sit on the potty just to be sure buddy?" Barry asked.

"Daddy, I know when I have to po-" Billy started and let out a long fart, one eye half closing and a leg coming up. the fart went from a normal sounding if massive one to wet and muddy, then Billy's leg came down and he was popping a squat.

Of course either Wally or Barry could of gotten him to the bathroom, but honestly, they had both agreed wordlessly to just let him fill his diapers.

"D-Daddy I'm Pooping!" Billy whined, as if Wally or Billy couldn't of told, and they just hugged him tighter and went double time with the bum and back pats as he whimpered and put his face in either shoulder, bearing down and finishing up even as whimpers of 'stinky' came out of his mouth.

As the diaper drooped in the back and Billy finished up, he sniffled a few times then pulled back.

"D-Daddy..Wally..Diapie change?" He asked in a voice that made him sound like a toddler.

"Of course buddy. I'll have you clean i-" Barry started to say but Wally moved his hand over and closed Barry's lips.

"I'll change him it means I don't have to hear that pun again." Wally said and winked to Billy even as Barry's eyes went wide from shock then a little glare.

Billy meanwhile was giggling like crazy and hands coming up his mouth to try and hide it.

Barry got Wally's fingers off his lips and smirked.

"oh, you think that's funny little man?" Barry asked, looking to wally and giving a evil smirk.

"I mean.. Kinda.. sowwy.." Billy said.

"Oh come on Barry, it WAS funny." Wally said and smirked.

"..Not as funny as this is gonna be." Barry said and Wally saw what was going to happen but could never beat Barry's speed, so was too slow to stop what happened next.

His hand moving at a blur, Barry smushed and squished the mess in the diaper around, making sure the boom boom went EVERY where as Billy's mouth formed a O and Wally groaned.

Zipping up to his feet Barry smirked.

"Have fun cleaning that up.. Oh and you can't use speed speed for cleaning up a poopie diaper, it'll hurt billy's bum." Barry said and went off to go and start working on lunch.

"wait what?!"Wally yelped.

"I..Poopie all over..I.." Billy was mumbling, looking out of it, and swaying back and forth on his feet, too out of it for Wally to ask if that was really a thing.

"DICK MOVE BARRY!" Wally yelled, then cradled Billy, the smell was even worst now and Wally gulped, wondering if he was strong enough to do this.

Billy mewed softly and wrapped his arms around Wally's neck and nuzzled his head into Wally's chest.

"I Sowwy. I stinky." Billy mewed, eyes semi glazed over.

Looking at how much Billy needed him, Wally found the will power needed and dashed billy off to the bathroom, though he did a slight detour to get a clothespin for his nose.

'maybe it won't be as bad as I think.' Wally thought, getting Billy on his back on a towel in the bathroom, sliding the little guys thumb into his mouth and gushing at how cute he looked.

opening the diaper, Wally realized it wasn't as bad as he thought.

it was worse, much much much.

Wally wasn't a stranger to changing diapers, as big of a family as he had and baby sitting jobs but this was the record for longest and grossest he'd ever handled.

going though a whole freshly opened box of wipes, he got it done, going at normal speed and taking time to comfort billy and talk softly to him.

it took the better part of 15 minutes, and then just to be safe Wally gave Billy a quick bath, semi worried as Billy had apparently slipped into a baby mode of sorts and was playing with some rubber duckies while Wally washed him, at one point offering one of the duckies he had been chewing on to wally.

"Uh..No thanks. you keep chewing." Wally said with a sweat drop.

Billy just giggled and nodded, noming on his ducky and letting wally wash him, only fussing when his hair was being washed, though thankfully Barry had gotten no more tears shampoo.

with Billy washed up all nice and clean, Wally got him dried off with a big fluffy towel and was walking him back toward his room to get him dressed when Barry cut him off, holding one of the presents under one arm.

"Thought I heard the tub running.Lunch is ready downstairs, I'll get the birthday boy dressed. go get something to eat." Barry said.

"Heh, Sure, now that I've handed all the smelly stuff you wanna tag in." Wally teased, and Billy giggled.

"What can I say, Perks of being a daddy and honorary uncle." Barry said.

Wally just shook his head and headed down the step while Billy toddled along side Barry, wrapped up in the towel and then just laid back his bed, willing to let Barry do all the work.

"heh, your being pretty cute kiddo. maybe you should poop your pants more often." Barry teased, tickling billy's tummy and getting a fit of giggles out of him.

Deciding with how little Billy was acting and the bigger accidents he was have, Barry got billy into a daytime diaper but cut slit in the front of back of it first, while Billy watched with a confused look and a finger on his bottom lip.

"Ummm daddy, what cha doing? I'm leak all over now." Billy pointed out.

"Well, if that was your only diapie you would, but daddy figures since we're not going out and you're having lots of accident's.." Barry said and pulled out the bulky bed time diaper.

"Sheesh, I'll be waddling like a toddler with both of these on!" Billy said and stuck out his tongue.

"I know! I don't know why i didn't think of this sooner!" Barry gushed and got a raspberry from billy.

with the bulky diaper taped up over the thinner one, Barry helped billy stand up and gushed and coo'ed at how Billy's legs were forced apart.

"Sheesh, One more and I think I'd be stuck crawling!" Billy said, rubbing the back of his head.

"Don't temp me." Barry said then handed Billy the present. "Here, open this up, it's from Iris and I thought it might be useful right now."

Warning bell's were going off in Billy's head as he took the present and he had to suppress a groan, it was a flash themed diaper shirt.

"Well what do you think? Iris noticed that your diaper sag a lot when you got pants-less and this will help! Heck, might even get you a few of theses if it works out. but for now,you can be the fastest pamper butt alive!" Barry asked.

"..I think I'll save it special occasions." Billy tried and Barry just laughed.

"Silly boy, this is your birthday, that IS special, here, I'll help you get it on." Barry said taking the diaper shirt from Billy and dashing around the boy. in seconds he was snugly fit in the diaper shirt.

Despite how humiliating it was to need the shirt for his saggy diapers, Billy had to admit it felt right, even if his bulky diapers semi showed.

"Soooo?" Barry asked.

"..I could get used to it. " he said and started to head for the door, realizing just HOW bad his waddling was now as Barry squealed behind him. "..I'll calling it in. carry me."

Billy sighed then giggled, holding his arms out.

"Well if I HAVE to." Barry laughed, coming over and picking up Billy and heading for the dinner table.

So far the day had been fun and cute, and it was only gonna get better.

An Incomplete Timeline of Stranatir

OK, despite the tag this is more of a reference document than a story; I mentioned once that I have a timeline drawn up to help keep when all my stories happen straight in my head. I update it periodically when I have new stuff to add, but this is what I have sorted out so far.

AI = ‘Anno imperii’, ‘in the Year of the Empire’ (I hope). Previous years are ‘BE’, ‘Before the Empire’, as ‘ante imperium’ would lead to confusion.

AI   1          Raan the Conqueror, chieftain of the Bear Tribe of Raan’s Fort (‘Ki-Raan’), finishes his campaign to unite the scattered Kargvallen (the ‘Jagged Lands’, an old name for the Kiraani Hills) tribes into a single nation; traditionally considered the founding of the Kiraani Empire. Things kind of escalate from there.

     1409    Schism of the Balaurin; the expansionist ‘Sky Kings’ led by Voice of the Mountain travel from the Dragon’s Teeth to the Eastern Highlands and enslave the orcs. I guess they thought it would be easier than trying to conquer the Kiraani, as the orcs had yet to invent ballistae.  

     1420    Approximate beginning of the Raiding Period – an era in Sea Loch history characterised by warfare and raiding between the people of the different lochs, each under the leadership of a different local monarch. Vikings, basically. Kiraan glances in their direction and decides to let things settle down over there before attempting anything.

     1740    Traditionally considered the end of the Raiding Period, with the unification of the Sea Lochs under High King Fergus. Local monarchs keep their titles but swear fealty to the High King.

     2109    The Sea Loch Country and the Hawk Steppes are annexed into the Kiraani Empire; the Emperor adds ‘High King’ and ‘Great Khan’ to his list of titles. The nation of Stormhaven is founded when a slave ship runs aground on the coast and Queen Eleri the First (just Eleri at that point) masterminds the escape. On the other side of the continent, Ikara the Black leads the orcs (who have now invented ballistae, and have also worked out a few useful things about ‘blast pulp’) in the Last Revolt against the Sky Kings; Voice of the Mountain and all other dragons in the Eastern Highlands (save one) are slain. Some of the Sky Kings successfully escape the mountains and join communities in the lowlands to the west, but most are killed with the dragons.

     2214    The Devourer appears at Eyrie Spire and begins consuming magic for miles around. To date no one is completely sure what it really was (not even me!). Almost all dragons die in the event, leaving only a handful of survivors and unhatched eggs; Balaurin civilisation collapses without them. Most human survivors quietly integrate into the Mammoth People on the ice fields to the north or Kiraan south of the mountains and a few remain in the mountains with most of the surviving  dragons, but some become more belligerent. The Balaurin mage Morath (known to Stormhaven as the Harbinger) and her dragon Dark Shadow over the Frozen Land (‘Shadow’) come to Stormhaven in warning and are slain in battle against an invading Balaurin faction.

     2696    Crown Prince Zarannon of Kiraan (‘Zar’, and believe it or not that was not an intentional pun on ‘Tsar’) is born to Emperor Kaial III and Imperial Consort Aysel Darehyin Yaigani.

     2702    Lorna, an eighteen-year-old girl of the Sea People, becomes disillusioned with the violent culture of her remote island birthplace and steals a boat to defect to the mainland. She is caught in a storm on the way and washes up on a beach in the Sea Loch Country, where she is taken in by Bruide MacDovran, his wife Morag, and their son Euan (also eighteen). Although she’s unofficially adopted into the family, her relationship with Euan is very much not that of brother and sister.  

     2710    26th Voynithi/March – Roan is born to Lorna and Euan, and orphaned by raiders a couple of months later; she is then raised by her widowed grandfather Bruide, who cannot bear to keep using NicEuan as her patronymic and changes it to NicBruide, the name she will bear for the rest of her life.

     2711    15th of Sirakithi/January – Fayn reyth Aren is born. The village priest views her albinism as a terrible omen and insists that they leave her in the forest to die. Her parents Aren and Kayun can’t completely overrule him, but manage to talk him down to allowing her to live just outside the village boundaries in the care of her eldest sister Una. Una does a pretty good job, all things considered, and is probably the biggest reason Fayn had both the skills to survive alone and the ability to eventually return to civilisation.  

                 8th of Rivedi/July – Asta zeDamar is born. There’s not really anything more interesting to say about that part of her life; she has a fairly happy and nondescript middle-class upbringing up until the point everything goes horribly wrong for her.

                 16th of Messis/September – Wygar Smith is born, and left at a Stormhaven orphanage by his biological parents Wyatt and Irwen (no surname) two days later. Nicholas and Mari Smith adopt him after a month in the orphanage; he doesn’t remember it, but once he’s financially capable of it he makes regular donations to the orphanage.

     2716    Nirali is born. (cradle name: ‘Blue Eyes’) Unlike Fayn’s experience, her albinism is noted as unusual and her parents are advised to be careful with sun exposure, but it otherwise has no effect on her upbringing. Her eccentricities are entirely her own.

     2717    Emperor Kaial orders the genocide of the Falkari people out of paranoia; only Fayn survives. Zar, horrified, cuts all ties to his father not strictly related to his duties as Crown Prince and immediately starts planning what he’ll do to try and atone for it once he takes the throne. Stormhaven declares war shortly after the massacre.

     2719    The Darkwald War ends with the signing of Treaty of Harbinger Pass; nobody can really be said to have conclusively won or lost but hostilities between Stormhaven and the Empire are officially over. Unofficially, Stormhaven is not totally convinced, so the Harbinger Gate is constructed to block the pass. The Darkwald as far south as the Stone River is designated an official buffer zone between Stormhaven and the Empire. People can still pass through from one to the other but the only activity allowed within the zone is services for travellers on the Great Darkwald Road, such as roadside campsites and the village of Halfway.

     2723    Wygar begins his apprenticeship at the Stormhaven College of Sorcery alongside Calburn, Rhona and the rest of their yearmates.

     2726    Karash is born. (cradle name: ‘Honey’)

     2731    Roan graduates from the University of Duncraig following the death of her grandfather earlier in the year and begins working in a bank.

     2732    Asta graduates from the Imperial University of Kiraan. Her parents are killed in an accident; she sells herself into slavery to cover their considerable debts (in Nivalis/December) and is purchased by Lady Fiona MacArra as a secretary. Fiona initially offers her freedom but Asta declines on the grounds that she would just be out on the street. Instead she agrees to stay with Fiona for five years or until Fiona’s death, whichever comes soonest. Roan decides she hates working in a bank, resigns, and moves to Dun Ardech to live, as Asta put it, as a semi-feral sea witch. Nirali begins training as a Memory-Singer.

     2736    Voynithi: Wygar and his yearmates leave the College for the traditional journeying year.

     2737    Events of The Last Shapeshifter and most of Water Horses.

                 Voynithi: Wygar returns from his journeying year and meets Fayn in the Darkwald, where she’s been living a mostly feral existence since the Falkari genocide. She accompanies him back to Stormhaven and adjusts surprisingly well.

                 Gracilis/November: Wygar and Fayn marry. They acknowledge that this is pretty soon but it works for them. Death of Lady Fiona MacArra.

                 Nivalis: Asta’s manumission in Fiona’s will is overruled and her ownership passes to Lord Darius ‘Daro’ MacArra, Fiona’s grandson, who has had his eye on her since she first came to Duncraig. Asta escapes from Castle MacArra (not unscathed) and flees to Dun Ardech, where she meets Roan.

     2738    Sirakithi: Daro kidnaps Asta from Dun Ardech with the help of his guards and a hired crew; Roan kills him and rescues her. Asta travels to Stormhaven aboard the merchant ship Curlew at Roan’s insistence and finds work in the College’s admin office.

                 Nivalis: Wygar and Fayn travel to the Northern Forest at Zar’s request to investigate a spate of mysterious disappearances there. Events of The Northern Forest.

     2739    Nivalis: Death (from old age) of Emperor Kaial; Zar ascends the Imperial throne to become Emperor Zarannon IV, with his coronation held on the winter solstice. Wygar and Fayn attend with the Stormhaven delegation. Events of To Kiraan. Aysel leaves the Imperial City and returns home to the Hawk Steppes.

     2740    Sirakithi: Under Zar’s new Protection of Slaves Act, Clan MacArra are arrested and imprisoned for their horrific abuse of their slaves. Now that it’s safe for her to do so, Asta returns to Dun Ardech to live with Roan. Specifically on the 7th.

                 12th of Rivedi: Una Falkari Smith is born. Calburn and Rhona travel to the Hawk Steppes and travel with a band of Yaigan nomads for a while. Events of The Hawk Steppes.

                 Gracilis: Wygar and Fayn travel to the Darkwald for Una’s naming ceremony.

     2742    Ikara is born. (Cradle name: ‘Little Red’) Karash begins training as a Memory-Singer.

     2744    Torsani/June: Karash and Ikara are orphaned in the Fever Summer. Karash takes on parental duties for his infant half-sister; juggling his training with raising her is difficult, but he manages.

                 Nivalis: Asta and Roan marry.

     2746    Wygar reconnects with his biological family, somewhat by accident. He never really comes to think of Wyatt and Irwen as his parents, but he remains on cordial terms with them and Una does consider them her grandparents.

     2748    Wygar, Calburn and Rhona go missing on the far western continent and are presumed dead. Events of Centaurs of Varakai.

     2749    Wygar, Calburn and Rhona make it home to Stormhaven, accompanied by the Red Sun centaur herd. The Red Suns go to live on the Hawk Steppes, where the landscape suits them a bit better. The Steppe tribes are surprised but generally roll with it.

     2750    Events of The Lady of Kaltara. Wygar, Fayn and Una go on holiday to Stonehead. Fayn is kidnapped by Mara Kovar, the Lady of Kaltara, and Wygar and Una travel to rescue her.

     2752    Una begins her own apprenticeship at the College.

     2754    Nivalis: Roan goes missing fishing in a winter storm. Riabhach rescues her from the water and gets her safely to the island of Starwatch. Una and some other apprentices visit the Order of Night on the island and are caught up in a raid by a band of Sea People led by the warrior Svanna, the daughter of Lorna’s sister and so Roan’s first cousin unbeknownst to either of them. Events of The Island of Stars.

     2756    High Master Idris Carwel retires; Wygar is promoted to take his place as head of the School of Combat. Nobody is really surprised by this.

     2758    Ikara begins training as an Initiate Windkindred.  

     2764    Ikara bonds with the rukh Tsheer and ascends to full Windsister.

     2765    Una leaves on her journeying year. She meets Bright Star in the High Cold Dark (‘Star’) in the Dragon’s Teeth, accidentally forms a permanent blood-bond with the young dragon, and is adopted by the surviving Balaurin. The Sea People invade Stormhaven in force under King Torann, but are defeated (read: their fleet is practically obliterated) by the Balaurin dragons.

     2767    Events of Anchored Tempest. The Balaurin relocate from Journey’s End to Ornfell, close enough to the Sea Loch Country for much easier trade. Una and Star travel to the Eastern Highlands and encounter the orcs. Halted Flow of the River of Time (‘River’), the last survivor of the Sky Kings’ faction, is discovered guarding a cache of five hundred viable dragon eggs held in stasis. River is killed; the Balaurin transport the eggs to Ornfell for incubation.

     2768    Interim between Anchored Tempest and its epilogue. Karash, Ikara and Nirali accompany Una on her journey back across the continent from the Eastern Highlands to Stormhaven, acting as something between explorers and unofficial ambassadors between the orcs and the wider world. They have a few hurdles along the way, but overall it goes well. I haven’t decided anything more specific yet.

Chained To Him (2)

Pairing: Dad Aizawa x Reader (Platonic), Dad Mic x Reader (Platonic), Bakugou x Reader

Summary: Chatting with Baku, at home with the two best dads ever. 

Words: +-3000

Warnings: Orphan, villain parents, self-doubt, voices talking to you, you watched the show you should be fine

 A/N: Everyone lives on campus except you to make my life a little bit easier. It’s slow as its just getting started but hopefully, it’s not horrible. All posts for this is tagged under #chainedtohim . I am creating a tag list. 

Tagged: @puppetofyourdreams​

I AM TAKING REQUESTS FOR THIS SERIES AND OTHER ONESHOTS.

Chapter 1 ________________________________________________________________

CHAPTER 2 ~ Y/N P.O.V

After chatting to Bakugou I walked back to the main building going to meet with Dad after the whole ordeal. Walking into the office where he was talking to people I walked over and immediately all conversation died off.

“Hey Y/N” my Dad sighs and bring me into his chest, I was one of the few people who got to see him like this. I was so glad he was ok. “We might head off now” he nodded to me and I nodded back. 

“Mic was informed, he’s been on duty all day so I'm not sure if he got the messages” All Might smiled and Dad nodded. His arms still around my neck holding me to him and he sighed out once more. We began to walk off as I heard my name “Y/N” I turned Dads arm still around my shoulders “You did well today, you saved your class, for that, we thank you” I didn’t respond.

Walking out I heard a car door slam and looked up to see Pa “Oh Princess come here” he ran over saying as I ran into his chest, his arms wrapping around me as his lips pressed a light kiss to my head. I held him tightly, I hated when they had patrol days. “Aizawa” he sighed and I heard the sound of a quick kiss “I heard what happened. I was so worried and they wouldn’t let me leave, I'm so glad you two are ok”

“Yeah we are but for now it’s getting late and Y/N needs some rest, she’s had a big day” I didn’t let go of Pa for a while as we walked to the car and I crawled into the backseat. The car ride was full of Pa telling Dad how his shift went which I happily listened too. The days' events were still fresh in my mind and I couldn’t get the sacred image of the villains out of my head. I scared him, this school kid scared the league of villains leader.  

Getting home and going up I put my bag down in the living room and noticed I was still in my hero uniform, I hadn’t changed but I didn’t care. The voices were becoming a bit much and I was tired. “You scared him, his eyes, wide. Were you going to kill him, kill the man, that's scary, what would you do, what did you do, kill him, not heroic, villainous” I screamed lightly as I rubbed my eyes and shook my head.

“You ok Princess,” Pa asked as I looked to him and his eyes looked down to my chest “Your eyes changed sweetheart” I shook my head “Do you wanna eat or just go to bed,” he asked Dad coming over to lay a hand on my forehead.

“I think I'll head to bed and eat a big breakfast the voices aren’t being too caring right now” I whispered and sighed out bringing in all the energy I could with a single breath and calming down.

A quiet nod and two kisses to my head later I walked up the stairs to my room, once inside I almost fell to the floor with exhaustion “Shut up” I begged and wanted to block my ears not that, that ever worked. I peeled my clothing from me picking up a jumper from the floor the back cut out and pulled it over my head.

Activating my quirk my chains released and I pushed myself into the air moving to lay down on my stomach in the hammock pulled across the top of my room as I laid down and let my chains dangle over the hammock like a spider's legs. Closing my eyes the voices quieted and I fell into sleeps grasp.

-

I awoke to the sound of my alarm my head rising and the end of my chain lightly pressing the top of the clock. I didn’t want to go to school today, not after yesterday. I didn’t want to sit in a class full of the people who saw me at my worst while they most likely thanked me. Hoisting myself from the bed I landed my feet touching the floor as I stretched and yawned followed by a sigh as I opened the door and made my way down to the kitchen. I saw Dad hair in a ponytail cooking breakfast as Pa sat strumming on a guitar.

Pa’s head rose and a smile came to his features “Hey Princess” he called placing his guitar down and walking over bringing me into his embrace before walking over to the table and sitting down with me “How are you feeling?” he asked looking me over.

Activating my quirk and bringing my chains out only to circle me I nodded “I'm ok, the voices aren’t too bad and my back doesn’t hurt. I was just tired” I smiled and so did he as the chains went back into my back.

“Well, how does bacon, omelettes and toast sound” Dad smiled bringing over the food and placing it in front of me while my mouth watered. He sat down taking his plate and nodding at Pa and me to eat.

“It sounds amazing” I nodded and began to eat, after a few minutes I sighed and looked to my parents “I don’t want to go back to school” I spoke quietly and they stopped eating to look at me as I stared and played with the eggs on my plate. “I mean, I know I did good, I guess. But” I paused my hands coming to rub my temples “Do you think being villainous is genetic” I knew it was a dumb question but I had to say something.

“No” was the swift response I was met with “Is that what they are saying” I knew Dad was indicating the voices and I sighed that was enough for him to breathe in deeply as Pa sat in silence for once “No, being villainous is not genetic, your quirks are not evil nor will they ever be, no one is inherently evil” his voice was stern and I understood but they way he looked at me. “Why would you even question that,” he asked. I swallowed.

“I was going to kill him” they paused and I looked up eyes watering “I just” I paused and let out a shutter “He hurt you and I was just so mad. I couldn’t hold it and I just started breathing in” I bite my lip a hand coming to hold my own as I shook.

“What do you mean breathed in Princess” Pa asked and moved to raise my chin so he could look at me in the eyes as my own watered I could see his shake. Was he scared, worried?

“I just breathed in” I started and tried to remember what I wanted to do “Each loop of my chains is a soul I have met and taken into my board but I was forcing his out of him, I was taking his soul from a living body. He looked so scared and he feared me, yet everyone is congratulating me and thanking me for saving people” I looked at them and let out a shaky breath.

“You were protecting me Y/N your body was trying to hold them off. It’s ok, it doesn’t mean you’re evil” he sighed and got up walking over to me and wrapping his arms around me and I cried and my hands shook. “We will train this just as we have when new things arise, it’s ok. Mic can work with you at lunch and after school, we will work this out together”

After that, I got dressed and headed to school. Again the car ride was filled with the chatter of my parents day, I wasn’t ready. I couldn’t do this. They knew me though I did feel better after my cry and now the voices asked the usual questions of what was going on. The mans’ face full of fear did not leave my mind though. I pushed it down. We arrived and I got out of the car holding my bag as I looked up to the school. We were here earlier than all the students and I returned my suit and I also had time to get myself together but that hour turned into walking down the hallway to my classroom.

“I’ll do the talking” Dad smiled and we were at the door. “You should all be in your seats” he called out and I heard everyone quickly moving to their seats as I stood just outside the door a few of the people in the front row seeing me though they said nothing. “I have some things to discuss with this class from yesterday's events” he started, he continued to go on about how the school is now safer than ever before and that, that will never happen again. “Now Y/N please come in” all was quiet as I walked in and looked down. “You saw Y/N’s quirk in action and I'm sure many of you are confused or interested but that is not my place whether she wishes to disclose it or not. Y/N is my adoptive daughter as many found out yesterday” I gripped my bag tighter my hands beginning to shake. During that hour I had spare, I told Dad I wished to talk to the class, to apologise if I scared them but now standing here. I was about to pass out. “Y/N you may say what you want”

It was silent for a few seconds as I slowly bowed down as low as I could go “I apologise” I whispered my voice shaking and broken. I couldn’t look at them. “I apologise if I scared anyone” I didn’t move as all was quiet. ‘

“We weren’t scared we are thankful” Kirishima, I raised my head and looked to him, sharp tooth smile out and everyone nodded in agreement. “If it wasn’t for you we could have been teleported anywhere, you helped Aizawa and caught heaps of villains” he nodded and others began to chirp up as I smiled lightly.

Mina looked to me and then bit her lip “What is your quirk” she asked and again everything was quiet as I looked down “Don’t say it if you don't want too of course” her hands moved around as she spoke and I sighed. They were going to know one way or another.

“Well, you see” I paused and sighed out biting my lip and I raised my head to see Bakugou a slight smile on his face as he nodded to me. “I have two quirks” I looked back to her and her eyes widened.

“Like Todoroki” Uraraka called out and I nodded, Todoroki looked more interested in the conversation as I smiled to the female and then the class.

“One of my quirks is the chains that come from my back and the other” I paused and then met eyes with Bakugou again “I am a living Ouija Board” I got out but my eyes did not drift from his. He hadn’t told anyone and that I was grateful for. The conversation broke out as I bit my lip and as I began speaking again they stopped “I apologise for what you saw, I know my other look is not the best but I hope I did not frighten any of you. The board is in my chest as to why my suit moves in that form I can create the chains anywhere I desire. My quirks have merged into one” I didn’t need to tell them about the voice or anything but within a few minutes, I was sitting at my desk and trying to calm my racing heart down.

The class went quickly and as lunch approached the class was dismissed. I cleaned my things up and as I was about to rise I was met with Uraraka and Deku “Hey Y/N we wanted to ask if you wanted to hang today” Uraraka asked and smiled as Deku nodded.

“I’d love too but I have lunch with my Pa usually” I scratched the back of my head and smiled as I rose to grab my bag.

“Oh no problem, it’s so cool having your Dad at the school not to mention a Pro hero, Aizawa is so strong and a great teacher” Deku went on and I tilted my head in confusion. “What’s wrong Y/N,” he asked shyly.

“Dad, uh, I mean Aizawa grades papers and stuff at lunch I have lunch with Pa, you know Present Mic” I laughed and all went silent the other students in the class going silent then looking to Dad.

“You’re going out with Present Mic” Kirishima shouted followed by an array of questions. Quick activation of his quirk and all stopped.

“I am not going out with Present Mic I am married to him” Dad rolled his eyes and stopped his quirk as everyone in the class was still silent. Was it not obvious? They hung off each other in interviews and were always together. I thought it was obvious.

Deku slowly turned to me his eyes wide and I leaned back in fear “You have two Pro Hero Dads. Oh my, I am so jealous, you have to tell me everything” his eyes sparkled in danger and I nodded with a smile.

“I’d loved too but I am currently missing out on Lunch with my Pa so ill catch you guys” I smiled and waved walking over to Dad as we walked out together his sleeping bag in tow.

Once inside the office, I walked over to Pa and we made our way to the ‘Destroy Building’ as we called it. Once inside we began to eat but Pa stopped us “Oh wait for, Princess, I forgot the sauce, you can’t have meat without sauce. I’ll run back, be back in two secs” he was already running as he spoke his quirk coming out and shaking the building as he ran. I moved and stretched my legs smiling.

“Hey” I jumped and screamed turning as I was about to fall but a hand latched onto my wrist and I saw Bakugou looking at me and I sighed out my heart slowing down. “Sorry” he whispered and pulled me back up as I smiled and waved it off.

“I was just off guard is all no need to apologise” he was a hothead, to say the least, though the few times I had spoken to him he seemed calm. I liked this side of him if I was being honest. “Why are you here,” I asked, people didn’t come here, this was out of bounds to students.

“I wanted to ask about what you said last night,” our whole conversation began to run through my head like a mantra and I nodded for him to continue. “Are your biological parents' villains?” he asked and I sighed out.

“Yes. The woman who birthed me is still alive that I know of, she maybe not that I care and as for the other one, he is dead, died before I was born so I heard” I smiled it was fake but I looked to him and tilted my head “Why” I asked.

“You just seemed so sad last night when you said it and then you left. I saw what you did to the leader, that breathing thing” he paused and my eyes were wide as I stepped back. “I won’t tell anyone what you said” I paused and looked down.

“I'm sorry, you had to hear that, had to see that” I let all the air from my lungs as voices began to swirl around my ears. “I don’t want to be like them but I also don’t fit in, in this hero course. I’m strong, I know but” I sighed “I don’t want to be like them, I don’t want to hurt people. I was so mad and I just” I stopped and licked my lips.

“I get it, I get mad and lose control but if you’d let me” he held out his hand “I’d like to be your friend” he didn’t look at me and his cheeks flushed as I smiled and looked to his hot-headed teen.

“I’d loved too Katsuki” I put my hand out taking his and shook before bringing it back “Your hands are sweaty” I laughed my hand coming to dramatically wipe away the small amount of sweat on my hand.

“It’s because of my quirk” he yelled his foot slamming down as I laughed “It’s sweaty so I can create the explosions you idiot” he yelled and I laughed again looking to him as he looked away in anger. Once I stopped he looked back “Why do you call me my first name” this time it was me who flushed.

“Oh you know, I think it’s nice. I usually do, a bad habit of mine” I continued to ramble on about how I just do it not to offend him or anything.

“I like it,” he said and I looked up “Though if you say it in front of the others I will kill you” his voice was so deep and stern I nodded as he walked away “See you in class Y/N” and with that, he walked out and I looked down.

“A friend, a cute friend, he's cute, he likes you, friends, Bakugou friends” the voices continued and I flushed waving my hands around.

“Shut up” I growled and heard a chorus of laughter.

“A new friend” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 3

One year update

Well. Not exactly one year if we count my ants and mantises but today exactly one year ago I bought my first tarantula... And my second one...

For that reason and because i didn’t post about my animals in a LONG WHILE I’m going to update you on all of them.

Anyway... Lets get the hard one done with first: My mantises.

Sadly those don’t live long and a few weeks ago my last praying mantis has passed away. It was to be expected as they live only for about a year and I got them all before even my first tarantula.

Out of 7 praying mantis I’ve bought 4 reached maturity. Two died of unknown causes, one fell during a molt. Yeah... They are fragile like that.

Still - I want to believe those other 4 had good lives filled with roaches and all the other things mantises like...

Ok.

Now the fun part.

ANTS.

I’m not sure if I reported this before but from my 2 Manica rubida colonies one lost it’s queen right before winter.

Normally the colony would be doomed but at the end of their hibernation I joined the two colonies and the surviving queen adopted the orphaned workers.

The surviving colony is doing quite well I’d say:

Here’s Queen Sola in all of her winged glory. The population of workers has decreased lately but I’m planning to upgrade their habitat in a few weeks.

Still - there’s soon gonna be a boom in new workers:

The pile of larvae and pupae is just enormous.

Now. The other colony - mt Formica cinerea? Umm...

This queen is taking it rather easy. She underwent hibernation with just 8 workers last year and took her time before laying new batch of eggs. The 2nd generation of workers replaced the old one as it was passing away and the numbers never exceeded 20 workers. All seem rather small for the species still.

I try to provide them with a lot of honey (they have a constant supply) and more than enough roaches (I’m exchanging them weekly so that they don’t go bad).

There are about 10 pupae and some more larvae in there... not sure how many because those ants make their test tubes really filthy somehow. And yes - test tubes. I provided another, clean one and they didn’t even bother trying to move into it...

I hope they’ll increase their population before hibernating this year.

Now. The recent find...

During my last hike I found this beauty. The young queen of the second largest ant species in my country: Camponotus herculeanus.

Known for their large size, ability to bite into wood and a soldier caste of workers those ants are one of the most desired species among antkeepers in my country.

I was hoping to find a queen of their larger cousins but I’m not gonna be picky about it.

The queen is currently stored in a dark and calm place where she can do her job and give birth to her first generation of workers (which might take a long time - those species develop slowly).

I expect to see first soldier ants in 3-4 years.

Now. The tarantulas in order of acquisition:

1. Tliltocatl vagans (ex. Brachypelma vagans)

Now this little spider underwent a lot.

A name change among other things - the genus was separated into two and... Well... I don’t want to bother you with details. My Brachypelma is now Tliltocatl.

It molted 6 times during the time I had it and I expect it to molt again within a week. It’s currently pushing 8cm in diagonal leg span (DLS) and after molting it’ll be once again my biggest spider.

Sadly it is due to that the colors are so... Brown.

After molting it’ll be velvet black (legs) with a vibrant red abdomen. I’m hoping for a black carapace after this molt as well.

This is also my only suspected female tarantula.

most keepers want females because they live several times longer than males. 15-30 years (depending on species) compared to 3-7 for males.

2. Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens

We got there!

We got the blue colors - finally!

Until recently the carapace was still a mixture of dark blue and gold - now it’s finally getting the blue-green look to it.

It molted just recently and is still kinda shy - I had to lure it out with food for this picture but I managed somehow.

Suspect male but people on arachnoboards told me to wait a bit longer as they can be a bit tricky to properly identify.

It’s last molt is about 7,5 cm in DLS meaning the spider is now bigger than that.

3. Phormictopus sp. green gold carapace

Another BIG ONE.

Big boy actually. Last attempt at sexing left almost no doubts - it is a male.

On one hand I’m happy because males of Phormictopus genus get some stunning colors when they mature.

On the other hand... Well. He’ll have a short life and the species is quite hard to come by so I might not be able to find him a date.

Perhaps I’ll try to contact the breeder who sold him to me and ask if he’s still breeding them but... I have the feeling that the guy doesn’t like me much.

As for the spider himself... I complained a lot about his temperament - he was bolty and kicked hair at the slightest of disturbances... Was. Recently he got quite calm and almost... gentle... I hope he stays this way.

It also grows FAST. It was a lot smaller than my first two spiders and now can rival them in size at about 7,5 cm in DLS.

4. Psalmopoeus cambridgei

Mr shy. I can’t get a good picture of him no matter how much I try.

Always hiding or escaping the moment I take out the camera. A fussy eater and and overall pain in the butt.

Also - suspect male. His molts are always ruined so they can’t be used to determine it with all certainty but I had a good look on him two or three times and he seems male to me.

I might be wrong tho.

5. Lasiodora klugi

The SMOL one. Not so small anymore.

Still my smallest spider but it grew a lot from that tiny, tiny spiderling that I got back in September.

I hear they speed up a lot after hitting the juvenile stage which should happen soon...

Ultimately this will be my largest spider.

No clue if it’s male or female - too small to even try checking.

6 Harpactira pulchripes

The evil one, eh?

The only Old World tarantula in my collection - Old World meaning it’s from Africa and lacks the irritating hairs the New World Ts use for defense.

To make up for this the OW spiders are faster and their venom is quite nasty.

I get a threat posture from this little guy every time I try to take it’s molt out. That is... 3 times so far.

Still a beautiful spider that grows A LOT with each molt.

So. That’s it. All of my animals not counting the cat. I hope you enjoyed this update.

I’ll try to put together a feeding video. Soon. This time for sure.

Mom plays Keeper of the Sun and Moon

SPOILER

Chapter 1

“Snake woman lunges--OH FUCK NO! I guess I’ll distract this bitch.”

“‘Are you awake?’ Bitch, do I look awake?!”

“I distracted some fucking snake with light or something.”

“Uhhhh, what the fuck is my name? OK, the cat wants me to be named Clara, we’ll go with that.”

“’What am I??’ The fuck are you?!?!? That’s rude as shit. You better not be some fucking snake.”

(about Astrid) “Compel me? Oh, fuck you. Don’t turn your back, bitch.” 

“Maybe if I play dumb, they won’t scramble my brains. I ain’t cooperating, though.”

“You can’t go fuckin’ around not knowing about snake people.”

“What is this, the cool dad agent? Fuck you, too.”

“Well, no shit, I’m not from here! A snake tried to eat me, and now I’m in the middle of this magic shit, and you all suck at it! Even Agent Cool Dad.”

(about Astrid) “I don’t have time for this dramatic-ass bitch. Only got time for one dramatic-ass bitch in my life, and I’m it.”

(About Castella) “‘Leaving no room for argument,’ bitch, there is plenty room to keep you here--Oh, now you gonna charge me tuition, I don’t even fucking think so.”

“You want me to do PAPERWORK?!?! You are out of your goddamn mind, lady!”

(About Cressida) “Anyone who wants that much power doesn’t deserve it.”

“I don’t trust Astrid.”

“Cruel, 53%--YES!” *fist pump*

“What the fuck is Nephilim? I ain’t hangin’ out with no angelic-ass motherfuckers. ‘What species are you?’ This sounds like some racist-ass shit.”

(about Yakov) “Why the fuck are the two newbies here? You got the kid who just learned about this shit and the foreign kid here.”

Chapter 2

“I ain’t eating any tentacle casserole.”

“‘Astrid is indignant on your behalf...’ OK. OK, I guess I’m team Astrid. I’m not going to the meeting. We’re going to play hooky.”

(about Magi in general) “These trick-ass bitches.”

“Ha ha, told y’all bitches I was human.”

“I don’t want to know about these weird-ass bitches--wait, no, tell me about Yakov. A wraith, what the fuck? This guy has shit gossip.”

“Let’s go gothic.”

(about random man in yellow) “Aw, Jesus, it’s a moving fucking migraine.”

Her: I want the cat’s foot shit.

Me: The creepy shit.

Her: Oh, that’s the creepy shit?

“OH, here’s this bitch Cyrus again!”

*cackling* “Bitch, if I had illegal substances, I wouldn’t tell you.”

(about Leon) “Oh, who’s this dick?”

“Oh ho ho, team Astrid on this one. This guy’s a dick.”

(about Thalia) “Her teeth are sharp? Oh, fuck.”

“I guess so. Ignore shit ‘til it goes away.”

Chapter 3

Me: You straight up went from hating Astrid to pissing everyone off on her behalf.

Her: Whatev.

(about paperwork) “Ah, shit. I’m not filling this out.”

*tries to leave campus* “Ah, shit, that crazy old bat caught me?”

“I’m not interested in Yakov. Ghost boy is hella weird.” 

“Only people I like are Thalia and Astrid. And Yakov just a tiny bit.”

“Wait, wtf, did something just attack me again? Kick it in the face.”

“Now the fuckin’ police show up--spectators?? None of you motherfuckers helped a bunch of teenagers getting their asses kicked?”

(on train) “I’ll talk to Thalia. Leon’s a dick and Kol’s weird.”

(about Jaime) “That’s that mofo who showed up after the dogs attacked. Imma do some amateur sleuthing. (Me: he wears sunglasses, like, all the time) So he’s Cory Hart.”

Chapter 4

Me: Please don’t be mean to Kol. He’s an orphan.

Her: Ugh, fine, but this is the only time I let you influence my decision not to tell someone to fuck off. 

(about the professors) “Oh, god.”

(about Ebner) “Oh, this guy sounds like a dick.”

“I’m going to learn magic so I can fuck up those dogs.”

(about Cyrus) “I think he needs to take a shit and calm down.”

“Who the fuck is Altair? (”You’ve ticked him off, like, 3 times already.”) Have I?”

“Haha! I’m human, brand-new, and I have to help the supernatural with his homework!”

“Either be the ass-kicker or the kicked ass.”

Chapter 5

(about starbursts) “Magic disco balls.”

“We’re grouped by suite? Oh, we’re fucked already.”

*sadly* “I just killed a gnome? Why didn’t you tell me this could happen?”

*snorts* “Punch it. *pause* Oh, shit. I got hurt.”

(about Seraphina) “You aren’t allowed to apologize on my behalf. You are on notice to never apologize for my ass because I am not sorry.”

“Care to explain, Leon, you fuckin’ trick-ass bitch.”

(about book thief) “They killed that motherfucker for stealing their Sweet Valley High collection? Was it the vintage cover? Seems like overkill otherwise.”

Chapter 6

“Ahh, snakes!”

(about father) “’You’re late.’ Dude, that’s the first thing you say to me after I disappear mysteriously for months? Seriously? Dad, you’re a douchebag.”

(staying back from fair) “It’s sleuth time.”

“Does this keeper shit have anything to do with the name of the game?”

Chapter 8

“Prepare for the oral presentation, because even if I flunk the exam, I don’t want to look like a dumbass in front of the rest of the class.”

(about Leon) “I’m going to intervene because even if I don’t like him, I don’t want to see him get attacked by some asshole sneaking into his dreams.”

“Nothing’s secure if someone wants it...Except for me in this fucking school.”

“Good sleuthing means lying well.”

“Motherfucker. Another goddamn hellhound.”

Chapter 9

“Got a chocolate egg...fire truffles...and that’s it. LOL.”

(about Cressida) “What a trick-ass bitch.”

“Why would you give Seraphina something on fire on the anniversary of the day her family was killed by fire? How insensitive can you get?”

“Ah man, now I’m hungry.”

“Child murder is wrong. Everything else is relative.”

“Oh, good, Cressida left.”

(about ice skating) “Oh, Leon hates this so much. I’m so glad I made this choice.”

Me: You don’t want to enter the tournament?

Her: I draw pictures, Hannah.

(about Leon) “Aww, poor baby didn’t get what you wanted.”

(about Cyrus) “I think it’s him. He’s the weak link.”

“No way in hell am I going to wear an outfit from Leon.”

“Yeah, be downcast, Kol, you weirdo.”

“I’m just generally unpleasant to everyone.”

(about dragon made of shadows) “Oh, I’m definitely about to punch this in the face.”

Chapter 10

“Oh, Leon, I don’t think anyone in this group actually likes you. We literally had a group laugh at you and decided to make it a tradition.”

(about Jarrod and Thalia) “I’ve found my people.”

“Oh, good, we’re at a seedy motel.”

“My stats still say I’m not cruel. This is a personal failing.”

“Why can’t I see the door? (”It’s Ebner.”) Ah, this motherfucker.”

(about Cressida) “Why am I talking to this bitch? Oh, right, ‘cuz she has the gossip.”

(about Yakov and Seraphina) “Oh, they cut me. I will remember this shit.”

Chapter 11

“Did I get cruelty for the mouse? It was a school activity. Not like I dissected it.”

“Oh, great. Math.”

(upon seeing the name Alexa in the Constellation project) “Imma fuck them up.”

Her: Romantic pursuits?

Me: None of the guys like you anyway. 

Her: *cackling*

Chapter 12

“How does this shit not leak when I work at a media outlet? (”You’d have to leak it.”) And do you know what that would do for my career?”

(about Leon) “Don’t steal fries or pancakes, you’ll get fucked up.”

My brother: What do you teach at a magic college?

Me: Calculus.

Him: I guess you always need calculus. 

Mom: *disgusted face*

“Jaime tried to pull compulsion out on me.”

“I was adopted, what?!”

Her: If I’m half elemental, why don’t I have powers? I should have fucking powers!

Me: You chose not to have any.

Her: Oh, yeah, that’s right.

“We lost Kol. How did that happen? How did nobody notice--we’re walking through a dark scary forest, and nobody noticed this motherfucker just bounced?”

“Anti-magic cuffs? I’m human, bitches. Won’t work on me! Imma draw a picture!”

“Wait, I’m here to do a ritual? Fuck y’all.”

(Jaime dies) *shrugs* “Dude kinda deserved it.”

“Wait, is Kol dead for realsies? (”No.”) Oh, OK.”

Chapter 13

“Seraphina just has these powerful ass artifacts on her bed? Girl, I hope you invested in some good locks!”

(about more hellhounds) “Ohhh shit. Punching time.”

“What are my punching stats?”

Epilogue

“I’m like a test tube baby.”

Really didn't want to make this post

//If you are going to post about the heart beat bill please add a hashtag #pro-choice or #abortion or something because it's literally EVERYWHERE and you may be suprised but yes abortion triggers me, and many other people. I'll add my two cents so hopefully no one slaughters me or comes after me. I am not a survivor of abortion, luckily my parents refused the doctors suggestion when they found I would be born disabled. They didn't know how severe it may be but they said no. There are also many people who have survived abortions who may have guilt about it or find it hard to discuss that their parents didn't want them. I am pro-life for many reasons. I will list them and give evidence where I can. I will also explain why abortion is a triggering topic for me.

• Science now agrees with many religions that life starts at conception. https://www.princeton.edu/~prolife/articles/embryoquotes2.html

• It is not her body. Not even a zygote IS a woman's body. It is IN a woman's body. They have two different sets of DNA. There own limbs and organs. A fertalized egg has part of another human beings DNA in it along with the mothers. It's a separate entity.

• Abortion and the abortion debate is sexist. Do fathers not get a say in an abortion? Do we not care about what they think? OK yes the heart beat bill is a little stupid because most woman don't even know they're pregnant yet. But that doesn't mean all men are that dumb. Many may even want to keep the child but the mother doesn't and decides to abort it. Just because they don't have a uterus doesn't mean they don't have compassion and empathy. I wouldn't turn down an able-bodied Allie just because they are fully physically healthy. They have an important role as well.

• Abortion may not be racist but it sure is ableist! https://medium.com/@RKallemWhitman/buzzfeed-cut-the-ableist-crap-c9c216513881 this is the most triggering part for me tbh. It's basically saying "Oh? They're disabled? Get rid of it!" I deserve a chance at life just like everyone else. My quality of life is not less, neither is an autistic kids, or down syndrome or any other mental or physical disability. This is why abortion is a triggering topic to me. When I hear or see aggressive posts about pro-choice I feel like I'm a burden. I feel like I'm not welcome in the world, it makes me feel worthless. It has made me self harm in the past. It has made me suicidal.

• Adoption! Give the child as much hope as physically possible to live and have a good life! Many people say pro-lifers do nothing for orphans but that's not true. We donate large amounts of food, clothing, and money. We adopt these children. I understand raising a disabled child may be difficult but someone out there may be willing to brave the task you're not ready for. And that's OK! Saying an adopted child won't have a good life is just rude. I know so many adopted kids who have loving homes and families.

• C-sections! Rape is HORRIBLE thing. And one of my few exceptions. But I also believe c-sections may be able to help young girls who physically can not give birth. I'm also hoping one day science will be able to keep really premature babies alive outside the uterus somehow to grow and such.

• Having to give 'it' painkillers. If you have to give 'it' painkillers before an abortion. How is that different from murder??? It feels pain?? Hello?? Also salin pills literally burn the thing alive. There have people who have survived and been disabled because they survived that kind of abortion!! A third-trimester abortion is definitely no for me because it feels pain.

• A lot of women feel guilt afterwards, I don't want that for anyone. It's horrible. Also it's sexist against women because it makes us believe "Oh you're not capable of doing this." When there are SO MANY strong women out there. Many woman say the child doesn't remind them of their rapist they bring joy to their life. Maybe 10 years ago you couldn't pay rent but now your son gets small jobs here and there to help. You just never know.

• My personal exceptions, rape/incest, if it's really early on, if the child could be born with such severe disability that the quality of life would be almost non-existent. If there is a high chance of the mother dying or the child dying and it's too risky. I believe in case by case abortions. They should be far less than they are. I understand the medical necessity at times I'm not stupid.

One last thing. I'm also against abortion because of the polarization it brings to the nation. Many people think all pro-lifers are old, cis, straight, white, Christian men. When I know many atheists, many women, many people of color, gay people, trans people who are pro-life! Do they not get a voice because their opinion is different?

You can unfollow me if you want I won't stop you from your opinion. But please hear mine.

- sincerely a asexual, biromantic, disabled, woman ❤

danger force double livewatch!

today we’re doing a special livewatch... a double feature! i’ve been looking everywhere for ‘test friends’ and ‘lil dynomite’, which were taken down by dailymotion for a while. now that i’ve finally found them, it’s time to see what i’ve been missing!

first up is ‘test friends’!

oh no why is ray angry

WHY CAN’T BOSE FEEL HIS ARMS

is this an intricate training thing?

bose: ‘orphan sock!!!’ OMG NOOO!!

OMG the socks exploded!!!!!

wowza what awesome laundry! :D

hey this is the clip i watched on the henry danger force youtube!!! :D

YAS!!! :D

chapa: “harmony check!” all: “in tuuuune!!!!!” :D

what cute poses! :D

oh no they have 7 POSES???

miles thought captain man would ‘just be there’ lol :D

think is the forbidden ‘t’ word *LOUD GASP!*

captain man: “ts” the kids: ??? captain man: “the same” the kids are me when my friends say internet slang

miles said ‘chicken tendies’ ^_^

schwoz: “great group of kids!” captain man: “too bad i can’t trust them...” schwoz: *le GASP*

oh no captain man’s gonna prove that the kids are untrustworthy DID YOU SEE RAYA AND THE LAST DRAGON

speaking of that awesome movie captain man’s acting a lot like raya...

captain man’s spying on them! :o

even swellview academy has surprise tests!

ray’s putting the answers on his podium... ;)

he’s talking like a fancy guy and chapa’s like ‘why are you talking like a book” lol :D

NO MIKA!!!!

mika: “no!!!” ray: “yesssss.....” ray WHY YOU SO SNEAKY

bose: “this answer key is tearing us apart!” you’re tearing me apart, answer key!

aaand he literally tears it apart! nice bose! :D

schwoz wants ray to let go but all ray does is want to make the tests harder... WHY ART THOU A MAN OF SILLY PROPORTIONS RAY MANCHESTER???

wait did silly man just say ‘man ladder’

the intro is at 7:30! how long that is! :o

i love how ray tells them to shut up lol :D

a cute bird house! :D

ray said ‘talketh’ coolio :D

oh no... TRUST FALL!!!!!!

bose saved him with levitation and the other kids grabbed pillows! how sweet :)

mika: “obvi” how ts of you mika!

ray wants to test them... WHEN THEY”RE ALONE >:)

bose is being prank called by ray aka ‘bose of the future’ AND OF COURSE HE’S GONNA FALL FOR IT HE’S BOSE!!!!

oh bose just said ‘wrong number’! how very mature of him!

YAAAAS RAYAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :D

ray’s prank for miles was luring him to ice cream while mika gets a speech review? ok...

CHAPA HAS TO USE AOL BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T HAVE A PHONE OMG

no miles found the ice cream.... AND HE’S TEMPTED!!

ray: ‘in the future, ray turns evil!” monsty reference? :o

ray: “destroy ray... no matter how good looking he is!” lol :D

miles went for carrots! :o

aww bose ‘loves ray too much’ :)

ray: “e before i except in july! amen!” ha ha :D

MIKA SCREAMED INTO THE ESSAY LOL!!!

the swellview version of instagram is swellgram :D

schwoz says ‘way’ like ‘vay’ and i love it :D

awww!!!! :D

oh bose believed ray!

schwoz spilled the beans! :o

OH NO THE LAUNDRY LEVEL IS AT 1000!!!

the baby goat bleating is so cute! ^_^

the vid went to an ad just as schwoz said ‘manche-’ and i thought he was about to say ‘manchild’ lol :D

mika: “i passed!” miles: “we all passed!” goat: “MEHHHH!!!!!!!!!” :D

oh no are the kids gonna do something bad :o

OMG miles just called ray ‘rayman esther manchester’ OHHH!!!!!!! :o

ray wanted them to eat a scorpion WHY RAY

miles teleported to ray and instantly went back lol :D

goat: “buhh jerry!” OMG IT TALKED!!!

ice cream party! :D

schwoz: “it’s a real milestone” eyyy ;D

schwoz says it all the time lol :D

ray’s been gone FOR A WEEK????

they all think it’s a prank but what if it’s real?

IT’S BEEN ANOTHER WEEK WHY

bose: ‘he’s taken this fake desert test really far” i don’t think it’s fake bose...

OMG RAY NO

why does he look like al from quantum leap but crazy af

THE KIDS TURNED HIM OFF

and they got to do the supes illustrated shoot all on their own!

WAIT DID CHAPA SAY THEY WERE IN PHOENIX???? :o

ray BUSTED!!!!

oh no is chapa sending the prank pic she deleted

dan schneider who lol :D

last but not least is ‘lil dynomite’!

omg there’s smoke everywhere!

and a treasurechest monster? :o

awww mika’s locker is her only personal space :/

she wants ray to put the monster in miles locker lol :D

the monster wants to eat swans ew :/

bose said the ‘mangenda’

ooh they said the title of the ep!

awww lil dynomite is cute!

he says ‘hello sir!’ :D

he’s ‘4 feet 10 inches of-’ neverending joy and smiles?

a country duo is signing a song called ‘almond milk’

66 DOLLARS A TICKET WTF

‘life size board game night? gayle from bob’s burgers wants your number ray...

ray during game night: “did i ever tell you the last time i saw my father?” ...ok :/

country lady: “there’s some flashbacks at table 5″ lol :D

they’re called court and courtney! :D

chapa: “almond milk feeds my soul!” YAS!

mika: “who would miss almond milk?” lady: “it’s funny you’re missing almond milk right now!” OHHHHH

OMG THE OTHER LADY SAID ‘BEAUTIFUL WIFE’!!!! :D

lady: “we have another song for you. it’s called..” her and other lady: ‘SHUT YOUR MOUTH’!!” lol :D

ray: “anybody hungy?” lol :D

ray: “you love my manflaps!” THAT PANCAKE NAME SOUNDS DISGUSTING OUT OF CONTEXT

OMG LIL DYNOMITE IS THE 5TH MEMBER

AND THEY KEEP SAYING ‘MANFLAPS’!!!!

he looks like a smol henry... :o

chapa said ‘booty hurt’ lol :D

why is the chest monster still there?

OMG CAPTAIN MAN ASKED THAT MUST AS I TYPED IT! :o

lil d stole bose’s mangenda job! :o

CAPTAIN MAN CALLED BRAINSTORM ‘BRAINBENDER’ NOOO :o

lil d reminds me of speedy alka seltzer with his ‘gee whiz!’ attitude

NO LIL D HAS MIKA’S LOCKER!!!!

miles *screaming*: “YOU MONSTER!!!!!!” you tell him miles!

the news people are back!

captain man and lil d played a non-copyrighted cover of ‘blinding light’ lol :D

lil d is making hair gel WITH CONDORS NO >:(

bose: “oh where is my brain?” it’s in a storm EYYY :D

lil d emphasizes ‘captain MAN’ and it’s so weird

the chest monster is singing lol :D

OMG HOMER SIMPSON BROKE THE NUCLEAR REACTOR

mika: ‘how did you get hired here?” nuclear lady: “i slammed the interview!!!”

it’s MELTY NOOO!!!!!

lil d: “wish me luck mans and sirs!” gee whiz what a quote!

HOLY FRICK WAS HE MELTED????

geez that’s rough!!! :o

chapa: “poor little guy... he just wanted to help” aww they care about him :(

captain man: “that better be awol!” awol: “i’m sorry what” captain man: “NOOOOO!!!!!!” AND HE BROKE THE LAST CONDOR EGG EVER NOOOOO!!!!!

chest monster: “never would’ve happened if you brought the chest monster along!” chapa: “SHUT UP CHEST MONSTER!’ yeah!

RAY WAS GONNA ADOPT LIL D :o

chapa’s trying to hit ray but she keeps hitting lil d HE GONNA DIE

why did the chest monster say “get wrecked” :(

ooh schwoz hologram

awww schwoz built the healing suit to give him powers!

OH CRAP LIL D DED!!!

captain man was gonna feed lil d to the chest monster :o

OH CRAP U DED C MAN!!!!!

HOLY FRICK

awww the kids are defending captain man!

AND LIL D JUST CALLED HIM A MANCHILD! :o

wait captain man has daddy issues

THEY’RE ALL SCREAMING

NO LIL D NO!!!!

GO DANGER FORCE!!! :D

ray right after lil d and awol teleport away: “...we still doing movie night?” lol :D

those were the new(ish) danger force eps! i-

*record scratch*

wait...

THERE’S MORE!!! you thought this was just a double livewatch? i’ve sneakily turned it into a TRIPLE livewatch! this has been a lot of fun so we’re watching the other ep i missed out on!

the final ep of this forcetastic livewatch is ...‘monsty’!

double bubble toil trouble... :)

mika walks in screaming “WHERE’S MY MEAT???” just go to wendy’s!

mika is wearing captain man’s clothes because she did a bad thing! :o

ooh thunder!

spongebob who?

chapa: “you go to your dentist once a month?” lol :D

bose: “33 months? that’s like a hundred years!” miles *softly*: “buddy...”

mika: *breaks a glass* MIKA’S BROKEN A GLASS MIKA’S BROKEN A GLASS! (paul would be proud!)

is this what she’s freaked out about?

lol :D

bose: “WE LUV YOU DANNY CHEEEESST!!!!” double lol :D

there’s a ‘struggle for candy equality’

bose: “what’s a jury duty?” captain man: “when you turn 18- like i did a couple years ago” more like a billion couple years ago! :D

did mika go to jury duty to make up for the glass?

ray thinks left handed people cheat on taxes why

HE MEMED THE MEME!!!!!

and he thinks all people have 2 first names lol

WOAH mika was gonna CLONE ray???? :o

a tongue is god’s napkin

THUNDER STRIKE!!!

omg TINY RAY!!!!!

chapa: “is there a tiny ray shooting a blaster?” ray: “there’s an old ray doing that but that’s another story for another week” great fourth wall reference! ...and possible ‘gnight everybody?’

oh no she cloned ray THE SCARY WAY???

mika: “this is where the story starts to get weird” chapa: “starts to?” lol :D

OMG IT RAYENSTEIN!!!! :O

so that’s monsty!

monsty peed everywhere ew :(

twins! :D

also that’s monsty’s pee bucket double ew :(

chest monster was teleported away! rip chestie

bose keeps calling ray ‘sir’ is that like lil d?

i wonder if that’s a real phone number...

danny chest: “now we have... 100 dollars in pledges” ...oh :/

chapa called him ‘danny boi’ lol :D

DANNY’S THREATENING TO LAUNCH THE GANG AWAY

captain man: “surprise villain! classic!”

they were locked up and captain man said it was a classic!

jennifer lawrence donated 10 thousand! :D

launching off of mountains only ‘hurts for a second’ according to ray

WHO JUST GOT A PEE BUCKET HEAD :o

mika: “captain man wants us to say cool stuff before we use our powers!” how very sailor moon of you ray!

mika called bose ‘honey’ lol :D

CHAPA WANTS HIM TO LIFT THE ANVIL

miles wants monsty to help!!! :D

why is there dramatic music playing in the monsty teleport flashback

awww :D

awwww!!!!!! :D

HE’S IN THE DUNGEON WITH CHEST MONSTER

YAS CHEST MONSTER!!!

bose dropped the anvil on captain man WHY

chapa to mika: “SCREAM GIRL!!!!” YAS! :D

omg DUST :o

mika: “monsty’s coming through that door right now!” monsty: *doesn’t come through that door* awk-ward....

HE BROKE THROUGH THE DOOR YAS!!!! :D

danny hit monsty NOOOO :o

mika: “can you zap monsty?” chapa: “i can, but that’s mean” mika: “i know, but-” chapa: “i’ll still do it tho” lol

YAS MONSTY HIT DANNY WITH THE ANVIL!!!! :D

oh no is monsty gonna accidentally launch them

captain man go YEET!

monsty: “rut roh!” *wah wah wah wahhhh...*

how fancy!

captain: “time to distribute the employee of the month award to someone who has had great courage and sacrifice... mika can you get out of the way please” lol :D

aww monsty is the employee of the month!

AND MIKA IS PROUD!!!! :D

and schwoz did jury duty :) *wah wah wah wahhhh!!!!*

that was a great trio of eps! it was fun getting back to danger force and i can’t wait to see what will happen in the next eps! :D

Is That Raccoon Rabid? And Other Backyard Wildlife Questions, Answered

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Walking out into my backyard one recent day, I caught a flash of movement in a nearby tree.

“Just another squirrel,” I thought. Then I looked closer.

Staring back at me was a pair of dark eyes surrounded by a black-and-white mask: a raccoon, the first I’d seen anywhere near my home. Naturally, I grabbed my phone and took some pictures. But then I wondered: Is it normal for raccoons to be out during daytime? Aren’t they nocturnal? Could he be, god forbid, rabid?

Many homeowners might find themselves encountering wildlife in their backyards, and wonder what to do. Here are some of the most common questions you might have, and answers from wildlife experts so you and all of your four-legged/winged neighbors can live together in peace.

How to tell if an animal has rabies or other illness

Let’s start from the top: How can you tell if a backyard critter has rabies or other harmful illness? Generally speaking, you should call your local animal control division if the animal is showing signs of lethargy, disorientation, or aggression.

If an animal is active at odd hours of the day, that may also be a sign of illness, says Thomas Ward, training specialist at Critter Control.

Keep in mind that it’s not always possible to tell if an animal is sick because some diseases don’t show symptoms at various stages. It’s generally best to leave wildlife alone, and, if there’s a question, bring all pets and children indoors.

“It is never recommended for a homeowner to try to interact with a wild animal, even if it is not sick,” says Ward. “They are, by nature, very unpredictable and can be very dangerous.”

Is it OK to feed wild animals?

We all have that neighbor who loves to feed the squirrels. (And, hey, maybe you are that neighbor.) But is this a good idea?

Not really, says Ward. Wild animals are nothing like your pets, and you should never try to “adopt” one in your yard. Feeding them in close proximity to your home increases the likelihood of a dangerous encounter.

What if a bird starts building a nest on your property?

Birds often build nests in rain gutters, under eaves, or in trees where you don’t want them. However, you may be surprised to learn that the Migratory Bird Treaty Act has made it illegal to destroy, move, or interfere with “active” nests (with eggs or young in them) for over 2,000 species of birds. Those who do could face up to six months in jail or $15,000 in fines!

It is OK, however, to foil a nest in the making. So if you see a bird building a nest in an undesirable spot on your property, you won’t be breaking any laws if you take preventive measures.

You can cut back foliage to make a popular shrub or bush less appealing to birds. Or, consider adding a visual deterrent—like an aluminum pan or an old compact disc—to encourage birds to nest elsewhere, says Christian Blake, associate certified entomologist and technical services manager for Ehrlich Pest Control.

What if a baby bird falls out of a nest onto the ground?

If you find a baby bird on the ground below a nest, it’s really best to just leave it alone and let nature do its thing. Baby birds often fall to the ground when they are learning how to fly, and it’s likely one or both parents are nearby to help.

If the baby bird is really small, you might be tempted to get it back into the nest but may be hesitant because you’ve heard that touching a baby bird, egg, or nest—and, thus, leaving your scent behind—will cause the mother to abandon her young. That’s primarily a myth, as birds don’t have a great sense of smell. But they are sensitive to predators (yes, you are a predator!) and disturbances to their nests. Plus, touching wildlife with your bare hands can result in the spread of disease—from you to the birds, and vice versa. So it’s best to steer clear.

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What to do with baby bunnies

In the spring or summer, you might see bunnies exploring on their own for the first time. Are they orphaned? Where the heck is Mom? And what should you do?

For one, if you know where their nest is located, wildlife experts say it’s fine to try to return the babies to the nest.

“Mother rabbits only visit their nest twice a day to feed their babies, so it should not raise alarm if they are found alone,” says Chelsea Barrett, development manager for Greenwood Wildlife Rehabilitation Center.

As an added diagnostic tool, after you’ve returned the baby, encircle the nest with flour from the pantry.

“Check the nest 24 hours later to see if the flour circle was disturbed,” Barrett adds. “If the flour has not been disturbed, then the bunnies are likely orphaned.”

It’s possible that the baby’s mother was killed or injured by a predator, or run over by a car. If the baby bunny is at least 5 inches long, has its eyes and ears open, and is able to hop, it will likely survive on its own. If you’re sure that a nest has been abandoned and the bunnies are younger than that, you can bring them to a wildlife rehabilitation center.

How to rescue baby squirrels

As for baby squirrels, consider placing the animal in an open box with an old T-shirt and a heat source like a hot water bottle or a rice sock. Place the entire box under the tree that’s closest to where you found the baby squirrel. If all goes well, the mother squirrel will retrieve the baby and take it back to the nest. If the baby is still in the box after 24 hours, call a local licensed wildlife rehab center for help.

Want to raise the critter yourself? In many states, it’s illegal to keep and care for wildlife without a license. Do not try to rescue and keep a baby bunny, squirrel, or other animal—cute though they may be.

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If a child got lost in the mall and came up to you crying, your first reaction would not be to take them home with you. The same idea goes for baby squirrels. One day you might come across a furry fella that seems to be without a mama. The first step should be to try and find the mother squirrel, not to take him home or to Greenwood! If you think you have found an orphaned squirrel, call Greenwood and we will give you specific reunite instructions. 303-823-8455 If it is after hours, visit our website for detailed instructions on what to do until we open again the next day. Please do not feed him – it will likely do more harm than good. https://www.greenwoodwildlife.org/wildlife-emergency/i-found-an-animal/found-a-mammal/found-a-squirrel/ #reuniteoverrescue #babyanimals #wildlife #rehabilitation #Colorado (Photo credit: Ken Forman)

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How to keep animals out of your garden, garbage, and more

Depending on where you live, you may find evidence that a deer has been munching through your vegetable garden, or a raccoon has rummaged through your trash. Is there anything you can do to stop them?

In general, wild animals are attracted to food sources of all kinds. (Deer may also be attracted to fruit trees.) Fencing can help deter hungry animals to some extent, but it’s also important to keep your yard neat and tidy at all times. This means sealing your garbage cans, picking up fallen fruit, and generally keeping your landscape trimmed and free of debris.

Motion-activated lights can also help deter food-seeking animals at night, and plastic netting or chicken wire can help keep your vegetable garden safe and undisturbed.

You can also easily deer-proof your garden with some simple fishing line and wooden posts, according to this helpful video tutorial below.

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Shadow's sons ( Sonic fan fiction)

Sonic was put out on the streets at a young age, he was a young prince but he never knew who his father was, his mother had drowned when he was four. He's been living in a box for years, he was currently eight now. Other kids picked on him, beat him up and left him. No one came to his aide not even the parents of the other kids that had picked on him. One day the blue boy was getting his usual meal from a dumpster, he knew the place had just dumped out fresh chili dogs and burgers, Years of being out on the street helped him get timing right for the right time food hits the dumpster. Sonic was about to get into the dumpster when he noticed a box moving. He got down and lifted the box up, a young orangish yellow fox touched noses with him before falling back. Fox: Please don't hurt me.... Sonic: It's ok, little buddy. Fox: Thanks. Sonic: Hey you got two tails! Neato!!! Tails: I'm glad you like them, other kids have been picking on me since I got an extra tail, my mom said it's a genetic disability, I got it from my brother who died, mom was gonna have twins but my bro or sis died, I ended up getting an extra tail from them... I've been out on the street for a year now... I'm only three.... Sonic: abandoned as well huh? Well I'll take you in. Got a name kid? Fox: It's Miles..... I don't like it though. Sonic: I'm Sonic, how about I call you Tails? Miles/ Tails: Alright! Tails's stomach growled loudly. Sonic: there's food over here in the dumpster, we can eat. Tails: Ok. He and Sonic happily ate what was in the dumpster. It was rainy that night, Sonic and Tails took shelter in a box under some building, it turned out to be GUN's headquarters. Tails fell asleep pretty quickly. Sonic on the other hand was wishing they would be found by someone. He hoped this throughout his years on the street but most others would chase him off or ignore him if he tried to get attention. He had started to lose hope until he found Tails. He couldn't let Tails have no one to take care of him, Sonic had spent years out on the streets but Tails only had known this Hell for a year, Sonic couldn't let him stay longer. Sonic laid beside the young fox who was now his brother. Then a car drove past quickly hitting a big puddle of water. Sonic and Tails whimpered from the cold water. The two were soaked now. A dark hedgehog walked out of the building and started to walk toward the box, he was gonna walk past when he noticed two small figures poke their heads out of the box. The two youngsters gasped for air, the box was starting to rip from the water the car had pushed into and on it. The dark hedgehog scooped the two up and ran to his small apartment. He closed the door behind him, locked it and put the two in a warm Bath. Sonic was afraid of the water, he just sat in it while Tails splashed  at the water happily. Sonic looked up at the dark hedgehog, emerald eyes met Ruby red eyes. The other hedgehog looked as though he could of been Sonic's real father. The darker hedgehog grabbed a plastic cup and some shampoo and cleaned the two brothers. He even turned the water off. Tails: why'd you bring us here? Dark hedgehog: I couldn't leave you two out on the street in a box that was soaked. Where are your parents? Sonic: We're orphans mister... Tails: yeah. Dark hedgehog: oh..... well you two can live with me, I know my place isn't much right now but I'll get us what we need once I get my next pay check. You guys have names? Sonic: I'm Sonic. Tails: my real name is Miles but I like Tails better. What's yours? Dark hedgehog: Shadow, I'm Shadow. Shadow drained the tub and dried the two off with a towel. Shadow: oh geez, your hurt Sonic. Shadow quickly picked Sonic up and set him down on the kitchen table, Tails followed Shadow to make sure Sonic was ok. Shadow got his first aid kid and patched up the cuts that the other kids gave Sonic. He set him back down on the floor afterward. Sonic: Thank you Shadow. Shadow: no problem. Shadow only had one bed at the time but it was big enough for the three to sleep in. Tails slept on one side of Shadow while Sonic slept on the other side. Sonic nuzzled and cuddled Shadow while he slept. A year later, Shadow got a bigger house, Sonic was nine and Tails was now five. The house had three bedrooms, a pool, a basement, a kitchen and a living room. Rouge and Amy helped them get their things into the new home. Amy mostly babysat the youngsters while Shadow was away at work, Rouge would often come over to watch movies with Shadow and the little ones on Shadow's days off. Life was great for Tails and Sonic. The two learned a lot from Shadow, Amy and Rouge. The two sometimes didn't see Shadow for a week same for Rouge. Shadow would often call Amy to let her and the youngsters know he was alright. Shadow often had to go after terrorists and also a man named Egg man. Egg man built robots to help him take over the world. Shadow was his grandfather's creation but Shadow didn't like Egg man, (his uncle) much. Egg man had done things to him in the past, Shadow couldn't forgive him. One day, Amy took Sonic and Tails out to get some lunch and go shopping for Shadow. A robot watched the three, no one knew it was there. It was a beautiful warm spring day, the sun was shining, no wind. Sonic and Tails sat down at a table outside. Amy: you two wait here, I'll go in and order. Tails and Sonic nodded as Amy left the two to get some food for them. The robot quickly flew over head the two, buzzing. It was one of Egg man's bed bots.  It then flew toward the two. It caught Sonic in it's legs and flew off. Sonic: TAILS, AMY!!!! Tails got up and flew after Sonic, his twin tails acted like a helicopters propeller, circling in the air. Amy ran out and looked up to see the robot and Tails in the distance. She quickly picked up her phone and called Shadow. Shadow was hiving lunch in the cafeteria at GUN. He had just finished when Amy called. He picked up his cell phone. Shadow: Amy, what is it? Amy: Shadow, Sonic was captured by a bee bot, Tails went after him. Shadow: crap... I knew I should of taught Sonic how to fight a long with Tails.... Don't worry I had to go stop Egg man anyway. Amy: ok, please hurry. Shadow: I will.  Talk to you later. Shadow hung up the phone and teleported quickly to Egg man's base. Sonic and Tails were in two large glass cylinders. Tails was curled up on the ground, afraid. Egg man stood in front of Sonic. Egg man: Well well, what do we have here? A two tailed fox and a blue hedgehog huh? Sonic was also afraid, his back was pressed up against the glass, he wasn't sure on what this man would do to him and his brother.  The bee bit was nowhere to be seen, Egg man had sent it back to the other bee bots. Egg man: Hmm I could use you two to power up my lady bug bots but I already have enough mice, bunnies and birds taking care of those.... Shadow showed up behind Egg man. Egg man turned around. Egg man: Well if it isn't my nephew!!! Came to stop me eh? Shadow: let the young ones go. They didn't do anything to you. Sonic and Tails were glad to see Shadow.  Egg man: Alright I'll let them go. Shadow watched as Egg man pushed a button. Sonic fell to his knees as a cloud of dark grey mist filled the cylinder tank he was in. He coughed. Shadow gasped as the mist started to clear up. Sonic was no longer in the tank, he used speed to get out, he threw the glass lid off the tank, Sonic quickly dashed at Egg man at full speed, he hit him hard, Egg man called in his robots to attack the blue hedgehog, Shadow was amazed by Sonic but he had to get Tails out. He ran to Tails's cylinder and gave the glass a hard punch. Tails ran to Shadow once he was free. Sonic quickly fought off the robots by using his homing attack. Egg man fled while Sonic fought. Once all the robots were destroyed Sonic ran over to Shadow and hugged him gently. Shadow returned the hug, he was glad Sonic was alright though Sonic had super speed now. Shadow took Tails back to Amy. Shadow: I'm gonna take Sonic to GUN, Egg man did something to him, I just want to make sure he isn't in any danger. Amy nodded. She picked Tails up and carried him in her arms. Shadow pet Sonic's head before taking him to GUN. He took  Sonic to the lab of GUN. Scientist: What are you doing here Shadow? We don't need to run tests on you at the moment. Shadow: it's my son... my son was captured by Egg man when he was with a friend of mine. Egg man did something to him, I just want to make sure it's nothing to worry about. The scientist looked at Sonic who was in Shadow's arms happily purring. Scientist: i'll see if it's ok with the commander first to test on him. Go ahead and set him down on the table in there. Shadow: Thank you. He walked into the lab and set Sonic down on the table and waited beside him. A couple minutes later the scientist came back. Scientist: The commander wants to see you Shadow, he said I can test him. Shadow: ok, don't harm him. Scientist: I won't. Sonic trusted the scientist, he could tell Shadow was nervous around the lab, he sensed Shadow's fear as Shadow left. Shadow walked into the commander's office. He entered and did the salute. Shadow: you wanted to talk with me, sir? Commander: Shadow, yeah. Go ahead and sit down. Shadow sat down in the chair in front of the commander's desk. Commander: so the scientist said you had a son? Shadow: Well I found him in a box a year ago, I have two sons. A fox and a hedgehog. Commander: oh I see. So you adopted them? Shadow: not yet, I still need to get the adoption papers for the two. Commander: oh. I can probably get you those papers, you've helped us a lot plus I owe you a favor since I did try to kill you once but you proved you were on our side, I feel awful about it. Shadow: you mean you'd help me get the paperwork? Commander: of course, agent Shadow.  Shadow: Thank you sir. The commander nodded. Commander: dismissed. Shadow got up and walked out he went back to the lab to see how Sonic was doing.  Sonic was getting scanned by some kind of machine. The machine printed out a couple notes about Sonic and then it stopped. The scientist handed the papers to Shadow. Scientist: I took a blood test from him but the results will be out tomorrow, I'll call you. Anyway, your kid is set to go home. Shadow: ok, thank you. Shadow took Sonic home, he was glad to see Amy and Tails there. The two were asleep on the couch, Shadow had only been gone for an hour. Shadow let Sonic do whatever as he sat down at a table reading the notes. The mist that Egg man had was made from chaos energy, the chaos energy held some of Shadow's powers. Sonic would be able to use chaos control but only if he had a chaos emerald, Sonic also had his lightning speed from the mist which was another power of Shadow's but he also had a super form if he and Shadow got the seven chaos emeralds. It wasn't reversible. Sonic was stuck with the powers. Shadow even found out that Sonic was immortal because of the chaos energy. At least nothing negative came out of it, nothing harmful to Sonic so he was going to be alright. Sonic happily played with some race cars Shadow had bought for him and Tails to play with, the cars even came with tracks.  The two also had other toys to play with, there were some plushies, action figures, and a few play sets the figures came with. Tails grew a liking to a yellow bear named Poopsie that he got for his fourth birthday. He often slept with it in his arms.  It gave Tails comfort since it reminded him of his mom. He said his mom used to like plushies like this.  Shadow was deep in thought wondering how Sonic's powers were going to affect his life but then he felt a hand touch his arm. He looked down to see two emerald green eyes looking back into his Ruby red eyes. He bent over and picked Sonic up. Shadow: What is it? Sonic: what time is it? Shadow checked. It was 6:50. Shadow: Way past dinner time,how about I order a pizza for dinner? Sonic: Yes please! Can it have artichoke hearts on it with cheese, onions,olives and spinach? Shadow: Yeah I can do that. Sonic: thank you, dad! Shadow smiled. Tails and Amy awoke later when they smelled pizza. The four happily ate the pizza. Years had passed since then, Sonic was now fifteen, Tails was ten. Sonic and Tails knew how to take care of them selves, they no longer needed Amy to babysit them. The two often fought robots and Egg man to help Shadow and their friends out. They even went after Egg man. It was dangerous but Sonic would often risk his life to save others. He was known as a hero. Now that Shadow's adopted sons were older, Shadow worked long hours at GUN he often left Sonic and Tails some money in case they needed food  and drinks at home while Shadow was away. Sonic often took Tails with him to leave the house to go on adventures while Shadow was working. On Shadow's days off, he'd spend his time with Sonic and Tails, he'd usually take them out for some desserts and dinner after working. Shadow usually got a week off after working a whole week. One day Shadow came home to find Sonic crying. He rushed over to him and hugged him. Shadow: There there, it's ok son. Tails was sitting on his own bed reading an Archie comic he didn't know that Sonic was crying. Sonic hugged Shadow gently. Sonic looked up into Shadow's eyes after a bit, his emerald green eyes shined with sadness. Shadow gently rubbed Sonic's back to comfort him. Shadow: What's wrong? Sonic: Amy passed away..... Knuckles was with her, she had a heart attack. Shadow: oh. I'm so sorry, Sonic. I know you and Tails were close to her as I was. She was a good friend. Sonic: I didn't tell Tails yet...., Knox called me a few minutes ago. Shadow: Ok. It'll be alright. Look I never told you and Tails about my past but I believe you both are at the age to know. Sonic: ok dad. Shadow walked with Sonic to Tails's room, Tails set the comic down when the two entered the room. Tails: Hi dad. Shadow: Hi Tails. Tails hugged Shadow gently. Shadow gladly returned the hug. Shadow: Tails, I have something I want to tell you and Sonic. But first I want you both to know that you two are the best thing that's happened to me since I came here. Tails: your the best thing that happened to us. Sonic: if you hadn't gotten us, we'd probably still be out on the streets or worse. Shadow: Right. Anyway, you two want to go someplace new? Tails: Sure. Sonic: Yeah. Shadow teleported them to the space colony ark. Shadow: I was created here, Egg man's grandfather, Gerald created me. I was his granddaughter, Maria's best friend. Years ago, GUN found out about me and came up to shut the project down, sadly Maria died protecting me. I crash landed to Earth, GUN kept me a secret, the commander almost killed me but he found out the May I was on their side, he let me work for them. A couple years after that, I found you two. Before I found you both, my life wasn't going well. After I took you two in, I realised that you two were what I need to get by. You two needed me as much as I needed you in my life and I am proud to be your father. Someday you two are gonna leave me to live seperate lives but whenever you two need me, I'll always be there for you. Sonic and Tails hugged Shadow gently and cried a bit. Shadow cried a bit as well, he returned the hugs.

Could you describe all the characters in Les Amis for me so I can follow your posts? :)

oh boy um YEs ori do you know what kind of hell door you have opened??? 

Enjolras: The leader. Lots of people think hes cold and uncaring but rly hes a just a soft gay boy who rly loves his friends. Rly good hair. doesn’t sleep enough. angry about everything. needs to chill but also i love him.

Combeferre: Logical and great at giving advice. The kind of person who would go up to people at museums to tell them extra fun facts about things despite not working there. rly likes moths. gets shit done but probably also needs a nap

Courfeyrac: The Centre of the group. Literal ray of sunshine. loud and extroverted and gives probably the best hugs in the universe. Definitely the kind of person who would have a thing for show tunes and brightly coloured skinny jeans. really just an absolute sweetie pie. adopts puppies as a hobby.

Grantaire: R……. R has some severe self esteem issues but is really just a softy at heart. Drinks a lot bc he thinks Enjolras doesn’t love him. probably has a minor fear that all his friends hate him. super talented! dances, paints, boxes, fences like why does he not see what a gem he is!!!

Bossuet: Bald for starters. Like probably the most unlucky person on the planet but somehow also the cheeriest bean. likes changing the world but likes to have fun while doing it. And also he cant be that unlucky bc he has 2 partners (Joly and Musichetta) so hes doin alright

Joly: Hypochondriac and probably has OCD. Also walks with a cane. Ok I love Joly a lot ok hes such a bab. He needs to chill and like be wrapped in a blanket for all of eternity. Mum friend.

Jean Prouvaire (Jehan): Poet, plant lover, stoner. Jehan a Romantic in both the sence that they love romance and the sense that Mary Shelley is a Romantic… an endless enigma. dresses like they fell out of an airplane and into the store room of a thrift shop. Really loves flowers.

Bahorel: Big buff boxer who really likes starting fights but also probably owns 6 floral dresses and can knit socks. Super mega protective of his friends. Loves nothing more than a beer and a laugh.

Feuilly: Feuilly works like 60 different jobs at once and really, REALLY needs a nap. Super into European history (specifically Poland). He’s an Orphan so hes mega into changing the world for the lower classes bc he was the lower classes… Enjolras definitely had a crush on him at some point. makes fans. all round good egg.

If you want the girls as well  let me know and I will gladly give them a go too xx

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Cat spaying or neutering involves the removal of pet allergen, dust and other annoying issues.Many variations exist, so you do decide to spray in the peroxide break down those compounds and make sure that your cat can sit and stay to roll the dice and try to capture the cat does not cut it for doing what is causing the behavioural issue, and it is adjusting.Make the litterbox is a problem, go back to your veterinarian can advise you.Fleas are a lot of frustration at the same spot by placing it near your home may be in your home making it more attention.Finding and eliminating the odors is through attraction.

As such one must determine an effective cleaner that is totally surprised by this, but many cats in your home?At home each cat have far fewer allergy inducing dander and skin infections if left untreated.The cat should view that basket as his own litter box?First thing to ask yourself is how much of the article.Equality since you can introduce the two of you because he's simply marking some more EFT on him/with him and then repeat this exercise a few weeks with their paws and demonstrating to her time of the fan.

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The follow is a conversation I had with someone whose mind will never be changed, not by logic, not by reason and no it her God himself appeared to her and argued the pro-choice side. Still, most of the facts were mind, are backed up by fact and statistics and I'm pretty proud of it. I suggest you read and use these facts if, like me, you occasionally have to engage the other side. February 21, 2017 Abortion The question was what is my opinion on abortion today. It was posted by a page that used to promote discussion on differing religions. On January 01, 2017 the name changed to "Is Jesus the Reason?". Below are my thoughts, a comment on my thought and my extremely long reply to that comment. Dorothy Abernathy The women of Flint MI are NOT lining up for abortions even though the American government responsible for poisoning their babies has offered absolutely no support for the children born with lead caused birth defects. Maybe, just maybe, if all women were sure they'd be able to care for, feed, shelter, provide medical care and medication and educate their children, those who struggle with the decision might decide to carry their child to term. No, those you believe choose abortion because it's easy will never make the choice you want, whether or not it's legal. But those who are struggling to support the child or children they already have and worry every month that their own skipping meals won't stretch the food far enough or that that keeping the heat at 60 and putting double sweatshirts, sweatpants and double socks on the kids won't have the oil last until the next delivery maybe those women would welcome a child if they knew they could provide for it. And the women living in their cars with a child or more, they don't decide to abort because they don't love children. The moment the anti-abortion movement become the pro-child movement they will have my full support. As long as a majority ignore the women struggling every day to raise their children while being blamed for being poor and/or uneducated, I'll direct my support to those children who don't know if or when their next meal is coming from. Valdis Vogt This does not make murder ok. You say the children need to be cared for but then if they can not be cared for they should be murdered? Think about it like this: use every argument for abortion on that of a child outside of the womb and you will see how corrupt this sounds. A child can be given up for adoption as well. Murdering your own child is not love and never will be. Dorothy Abernathy 101,840. That is a very large number. It's also the number of children available for adoption in 2013, the most recent year a report is available, according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. You might think that anyone mentally, physically and financially prepared would be able to adopt a child. Yet according to the publication "LifeNews" there are 36 couples waiting for every baby adopted. It seems like those two facts couldn't co-exists but the reason it took me over 3 hours to reply was because I wanted to make sure both facts were correct. Plus, I must admit I was worried "LifeNews" anti-abortion viewpoint might skew the fact, but it's true. There are 36 traditional married couples for every baby adopted. I'm fairly certain the problem results from the fact that so many of the children in the governments statistics aren't newborn, aren't Caucasian and might be slightly less than physically or mentally perfect, depending on a person's definition of perfect. For those of us who share our lives with such children, and through the eyes of the God I worship everyone of the 101,840 are absolutely perfection, but that's just me. I understand the desire to cradle an infant in your arms, to rock him to sleep, to count those little fingers and toes, however many he may have been blessed with, I even understand wanting to change the dirty diaper because you know that you'll take the moment to warm the cold baby wipe in your hand to avoid giving your most precious darling a jolt with the contact of the cold wipe. I understand exactly why these couples want a baby. But if I had to miss the first 6 months, first year, first 5 years, I would because until you bring your child home you can't start. Start tickling, start fixing eggs just as she likes, brushing her hair and playing baby dolls, reading a bedtime story and come running when she cries out at night to chase away the monsters then staying beside her to keep the monsters away even though you'll have a stiff neck the next day. Children are a precious gift that should be treasured. So, why are so many without parents while so many want children? Just because the child must be an infant? Really? Interestingly, a young, pregnant, white woman can hire a lawyer who specializes in adoption and can manage to legally auction off her fetus to the highest bidder. I don't claim you or any anti-abortion believer condone such hideous behavior and I'm aware that there are good people taken advantage of by scam artist everyday. I also don't think you or any other anti-abortionist has the right to decide what decision I make if I find myself pregnant and unable to be the mother to my child. But I can understand why a young woman, and by young I mean young enough to get pregnant, would choose not to leave her child at the mercy of the State. This country is the best but when the subject is caring for orphan children, well the bar is set incredibly low. Since not every child has would-be parents lined up to adopt it and a fetus with a possible defect discovered during pregnancy can be left without options, touting adoption as the solution is a false option. Until the number of 101,840 is reduced to hundreds instead of hundreds of thousands, statistics say that only white, healthy infants have people lining up to adopt them. Now, perhaps I've buried the lead. I would love to see abortion become more rare than finding two rare wheat pennies in your Stop & Shop change. But that will never happen while we scream at each other from across our protest lines. Murder is wrong and watching a child die from a disease because she's has no health insurance due to a "pre-existing condition" is murder. Letting a child die of carbon monoxide poisoning because her family is living in a car is murder. I think it would be great to save the "unborn" and you might have a better shot if you educated our young people about how they get pregnant and if birth control weren't such a taboo subject. The demonized Planned Parenthood has stopped more abortions than any other organization in the World. But they treat sex like a fact of life and realize "just say no" has never worked. I've spent a great deal of time considering this subject and I wish I could be on your side but as long as the born are dying from neglect, I don't have the time or inclination to add to that list. You state that "murdering your own child is not love and never will be." I disagree. I think there are quick painful ways to die and long,, ugly, horrifically painful ways to die. I would pray that no one ever have to choose but until that day, I choose quick. Now I understand, that if you have your way, abortions would be illegal, and you and those who agree with you may just get your way, but they won't stop. Abortion has existed for as long as pregnancy. There have always been reasons women were desperate to avoid having a child. Now, with the availability of birth control and scientific sex education, fewer women find themselves with unwanted pregnancy, but until science develops a reversible but foolproof way to avoid getting pregnant there will be abortion, legal or not. Rich women will do what they did before Roe vs Wade, they'll either have a D&C preformed by their regular GYN or take a short vacation to some other country where abortion is legal. Poor women? Well reversing Roe vs Wade will see them doing the same thing they did before too. Dying. In which case, they are both lost. Maybe someday we will all put aside our absolute surety, and work together to save as many lives as possible without judgement. Or maybe we will all remain so sure we're right that we will never even try to see the other side and nothing will ever change, no matter what the law says. If you've read my entire rambling thoughts on this important subject, I thank you. I believe you are fighting for what you believe is right. As am I. So, from the other side, I wish you a New Year filled with health, happiness and peace. I think the following is an extremely interesting point of view. Is it truth? Those who might know cannot talk....and by the time they're able the memories will have faded away. Andre Linnell I dont expect modern christians or any of their teachers teachers to know or even pretend to know; Logically if any spirit exists within another; that is possession and that is against Gods law. So the spirit of the person birthing down one dimension must therefore enter the body on the first intake of breath after birth not on conception or magically during the growth.