the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
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zionists kill yourselves now
everyone talks about tits (the bird) having a funny name. but no one ever says anything about penduline-tits. which is way funnier
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it's always being a yearner and never someone yearning for me
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i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)
reference by 第1793个失踪的梦
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Math Releases the Insanity Within
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simon’s all big and tough until he gets home to his lover. his legs feel heavy with each step, and he can’t get to you fast enough. his knees almost buckling at the sight of you lounging in bed, in one of his shirts, book in hand and smiling sleepily at him.
his face tucked into your neck and he has to restrain himself from melting into you as your soft scent fills him. you’re so soft and warm beneath him, and you smell and feel like home.
his tone shifts, grows only the slightest bit whiney when you begin to dote on him. turns into a big ole baby when you start to pamper him with attention :(
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I actually think your fingers would be more comfortable if they were deep inside me
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hide and seek
headcanon: he is deadly afraid of sunflowers cause they stare at him sometimes jajajajaja
the other critters just tell him its impossible for flowers to glare at him but he knows its true😞
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