“Seriously. Who designed that fugly sweatshirt?”

“For the same amount of cash you spent at the Hobby Lobby to make that abomination, you could have just bought a real ugly sweater at the drugstore for 7 dollars.”

@heedingcalls​​ said: “What drives you on can drag you down.” Holli @ Abigail !!

GARBAGE  Lyrics

Abigail stopped mid-adjustments, her fingertips halting on the boards the second the blonde opened her mouth. Yeah, she could mean work. Abigail was the very picture definition of a workaholic. Or...this could be love-life stuff. Either way, Abigail was SO rusty at girl talk; having Holli around would force her out of her bubble one way or another.

“....You’ve been reading my princess diary, haven’t you?” A small chuckle.

“Nah, I see what you’re saying. ‘All work and no play make Jack a dull boy,’ right?” She saved and LOCKED the last of her settings, and pulled up her sign-off window. “Fuck it. I told the boys the track was due Monday, but it’s actually due Friday.” She scooted her roller chair from the boards, and whipped her purse over her shoulder. “Let’s get out of here. And I know you and Pickles are in each other’s sweat 24-7, but please don’t tell him or the others I lied about the due date.” She smirked. “It’s how I get them to actually do their jobs instead of pissing their time away....cocktails?”

@creationsincarnate​​ said: Baste and cranberry sauce for Abigail

“Turkey Day” HEADCANON MEME!

Baste: Favorite scent?

“If we’re talking in general, anything on the ‘homey’ vein. You know, the usual: cinnamon, salted caramel, pecan, apples...that stuff. But on people? A good cashmere-pepper combo in their colognes are always alluring. Musk and cashmere is sexy.”

Cranberry Sauce: What’s the one thing you can’t leave the house without?

“It’s a non-negotiable 2 things I can’t leave without: my blackberry AND my smartphone. One has all my plans and business appointments and scheduling, the other is HOW you can get to me to talk shop. I have to be ready at a moment’s notice. Dethklok’s pretty much my main and only client now, but that doesn’t mean my call list is any lighter. I have various heads from label up my ass...my assistant filtering everyone else for me, mainly keeping Knubbler from crowding my inbox...Charles and I have a lot of business we have to take care of without the boys present, because they’d get in the way. And of course...then there’s the boys. 5 different bellyachers I have to juggle on a moment’s notice. I can’t be without my communication, otherwise this whole ship will go down with me.”

“Uh, excuse me. But, uh...Was anyone DECENT gonna tell me that Eddie FUCKIN’ Van Halen DIED???? Or was I gonna have to have a nameless klockateer tell me that over my fuckin’ honey nut cheerios an’ mimosas like an ANIMAL while he was mopin’ the beer bottles up this morning. I mean, if I didn’t yell at him to stop that racket ‘cause my head was poundin’ he never woulda told me, OH MY GAAAAD.”

“Hms. On ones hands, one of the best guitar players evers has died and I must admits, I ams influenced as a boy by hims. And so, it effects me somes-how. On the other legs, that is one less guitar players that threatens my crowns as the best there is...so I don’ts knows how to feel about this...turns of event.”

“.....He was extremely talented and a cornerstone of rock and metal, but guys...Come on. He was aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh not too good to his body, shall we say. Hint. Hint. HINT.”

@heedingcalls​​ said: ‘ she’s dead inside , like a corpse . she instagrams methodically , clinically , as if she’s gathering evidence for defense , like her entire life is dedicated to proving that she has a life . ’ holli @ abigail for gossipy bitchy girl reasons. I AM SO SORRY ABIGAIL.

‘   YOU   ’ (  NOVEL  ) SENTENCE  STARTERS

Abigail and Holli couldn’t be more different in personality and tastes, but...after seeing how well the blonde had the drummer under control and more work-sober, ( and how she managed to get a certain Swede a perpetual knot in his tail ) she had to give her a chance. Abigail was big enough to admit that she was a little wrong about Holli, and judged her too harshly on some things. She assumed she’d never get along with someone so bold, crude, and flighty, but...she was kinda entertained by her now. And...well, look at where she lived and who she worked with. She had to admit she attracted that type of person like a magnet. Nevertheless...

As tight-assed, er, as professional as Abigail was, she wasn’t above some idle gossip either.  It was refreshing to hear about someone she didn’t know or work with. Though Holli could be describing any number of pop divas, a realm of music the producer was GLAD to be rid of.

“Look. Until she starts putting up cheesy ‘live-laugh-love’ and ‘rose all day’ crap mixed in with her crotch shots, you don’t have a solid case for the ‘sad’ home-wrecker. She still sounds like just your average ‘fake’ home-wrecker. And according to my Aunt Bess, there’s a difference. And God forbid she morphs into the ever-terrifying ‘fatal attraction’ home-wrecker. If so, we have to call a couple of my cousins in for back-up, Holl’.”

Abigail can hear BAND DRAMA rising up from the hallway.... So she hustles in with two VERY large Klokateers at either side of her. “.....Do....I need to call security, or---” 

EEEUCH.

She sees the clown on the couch. Where the fuck is Charles?? “Annnnd I’m out. They don’t pay me enough for this.”

heedingcalls said: ✧ Mok and Abigail (I know we just started with them but SUE ME)

send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

@heedingcalls​

heedingcalls said: “If you’re going for mediocre, you’ve done great!” Mok @ Abigail

❝Legally Blonde ( the musical ) ❞ [ meme ]

“Okay.......Okay. Ah-ha.”

She scratched at the bridge of her nose, pushing her breath down from a gust to a small puff. Abigail’s steel resolve trickled for a moment, as she felt a TWINGE of anger, immediately shoving it down and pretending she wasn’t going to snap. Day after day his arrogance pricked at her perfect record, testing her infamous unending patience. She wasn’t so vain to assume that she was without fault, but the label only sent her to the hardest cases, and they only exposed her to the most talented artists. SHE was the best of the best being sent to the best of the best. She knew this was going to be a challenge from just common knowledge about the rocker. His music alone was a testament to his talent and giant ego. Hey, she’s handled other hedonistic death-obsessed reclusive rockstars, she could handle him too. Perhaps.

“Look. I’m sure you’re used to everyone taking your shit, and lapping it up like candy, but the label wouldn’t have sent me if I couldn’t handle the load.” She side-eyed uttering the next part under her breath; “Or else they went though everyone else, and I’m the only one left crazy enough to be here.” She shook her head, gesturing calmly at the aging star, doing her best to keep her tone even and...respectful. 

“If you don’t like the cut I’ve made of your track, then maaaybe give me more to work with than a 10 minute instrumental on repeat and a mere 45 seconds of vocals.”

@heedingcalls​

"I'm small, queer, and something to fear" (Aslaug to Abigail)

Deleted MEME Somewhere, gone baby gone...

Abigail scoffed, continuing her programming, regardless of the new chick’s little jest. She was sure she was just being cute and trying to bond with the producer in a sea of all this...madness.  She smirked and gave her little chuckle. “Yeah, well, welcome to the club.” She went back to her switches, keeping her cool, trying her best to act like a professional boss here. “Though my advice is probably not tell the guys that second part for awhile, or they will be obnoxiously invasive.” She gave her a tiny wink, still checking the presets.

“...But...Toki won’t be obnoxious.” She gave her a small smile shook her head, flipping on the monitors. “And...being scary will definitely win you points all around. Just so long you don’t turn into a freak about it.” 

@womenofice

“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “ Liv @ Abigail!

Halloween Sentence Meme !  🎃

“I know. But the guys bought only the ugliest, most bumpy and misshapen ones they could find on the lot. Something about it being METAL to only have pumpkins that look like something, and I quote: ‘Gollum would shit out of his goblin ass on Mt. Orodruin.’ end quote.”

@somniaxperdita

SATC meme!

Abigail scoffed, knowing exactly what she meant, all too well. Maybe she didn’t get that from the band, but every other drippy asshole that thought she was here to ‘light up their life.’ Don’t even get her started on the FANGIRLS that assumed she was here to ruin their little sophomoric fantasies by being close to the guys, while they weren’t.

“Wish I could tell you, then I’d have the magic key to make everyone else shut the fuck up about me. Just act like they’re speaking in tongues and sit wherever you want. The best FU is to treat them like they DON’T exist.”

@womenofice

Send me the name of a muse you want to get to know better and I’ll give you a headcanon.

Abigail has a TON of nieces and nephews, because she IS the only, youngest girl out of 5 kids. Her four older brothers all had a slew of kids, so returning home for the holidays is pandemonium! She loves it though, because they all pile on her, and she thinks they’re hilarious. Some of her older nieces and nephews are getting to be a pain in the butt now, but she sasses back at them, and they usually can take it. Her brothers still treat her like the baby sometimes,  but growing up she WAS Mom Jr., so there’s a part of them that still know she’s her mom’s clone, and they better watch what they say or they’ll get it double time. A few of her nephews and nieces want to come meet some of the artists she produces at Crystal Mountain Records, but she has scaled waaaaay back to just producing an indie solo artist, one long standing band ( along the lines of Blac.k Sab.bath ) and Dethklok. Dethklok takes up SO much of her time these days, she’s pretty much phasing everyone out for them. She has 2 teenage nieces that want to meet Dethklok, but there is no way in HELL she’s letting that happen until they’re in their 20′s at LEAST. But she’s still the auntie they all call to tease or get silly with. Abigail’s pretty cool with all her sister in-laws, because she pulls ranks alongside them. @creationsincarnate​

🐱 talk about their favorite animal/pet @ Abigail for Liv!

Send my muse an icon, and they will…

🐱 talk about their favorite animal/pet

“I don’t have a pet. My schedule is waaay too busy and bonkers for me to, with good conscious, have an animal. It’d be lonely and tear up my place out of boredom, so I won’t do that to an animal. Plus, I don’t do the stupid-little companion-purse-pooper thing. That is so messed up. Anyway, when I was kid we had a German Shepard named Sargent, and he was a great dog, but ultimately was my brothers’ pet. So….ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Animals are great, but I just don’t have time for them outside of funny videos and pics that Toki texts me on the regular of cats and rabbits. 

…Honestly, I always loved horses, and I have membership at a horse ranch nearby, so I basically ‘rent time’ to horseback out there. And though I try and get the same horse when I can, they’re on rotation. So I get various horses to ride.” 

“And I know it’s weird? But I dig bison and really big, lumbering ox-like creatures too. Even water buffalo, moose and pronghorns are hilarious to me. I dunno. Gorillas are cool too. I just…like big lumbering creatures. 

No comment.”

@somniaxperdita

“The east coast is foreign; there’s no film studios, its cold and dark, no valet parking!” - ( swess @ abigail )

❝Legally Blonde ( the musical ) ❞

“Yeaaaaaaaah. So? Sounds ridiculous to me. The west coast has all of that because they traded integrity, diligence and practicality for all that crap.”

“…You do remember I’m from Philadelphia, Swess?”

@dethrocuted

"Do the band members ever take vacations days? They don't seem like they'd celebrate most holidays... except Christmas but even then I'm not sure cause I've never asked 'em." @ Abigail!

“I don’t know why you’re asking me, I don’t know any personal details about what the guys think about it. I just know, that if they can find an excuse to jet off to the tropics or pig out like barbarians, they’ll take it. Bonus points if they can blow things up and set fire to effigies…the whole dark and brutal angle is waaaaay played out on most of their celebrations. So you can imagine it’s a living hell over here during the whole month of July…Say goodbye to your eardrums and piece of mind…”

”Ehhhhhh…and the guys aren’t big on Christmas. Correction: TOKI is. But it’s kinda well known around Mordhaus that Pickles, Skwisgaar and Murderface hate it for their own individual depressive reasons. My guess is that Christmas wasn’t exactly a happy time for any of them growing up, so they just bypass as much of it as they can. I don’t pry into it, I just respect their reasons and know it’s up to them to come to me and tell me why, if they want to.

But between you and me and the lamp post? Why Stella, Molly and Serveta push it NOW on their sons when they’re estranged adults, is beyond me. You’d think they would have concentrated on making the holidays warm and inviting when the guys were younger, but you know. I’m not psychotherapist. And I am not stomaching an hour of Twinkletits to find out the deeper meaning to any of that crap.

As for Nathan, I have NO idea what’s his deal. Just a typical metalhead that’s repulsed by cutesy stuff. But his mom’s really nice, and genuinely a caring mom, so I think deep down he’s okay with her attention. But you know, image.”

“The guys seem okay with Thanksgiving. The whole pig out, drink beer, and football thing is unavoidable. They don’t really spend it with anyone but each other and the staff. Their outer family is ignored that day as well…Plus they’re into the lore of holidays more than the actual day….so of course, they go pretty all out of Halloween…it’s kinda obvious.

Why do you ask?”

@somniaxperdita

🍰- What does your muses kisses taste like — For Darlene, Abigail, Pickles and Negaduck (why? I don’t KNOW)

🍰- What does your muses kisses taste like

First off, she probably tastes like bubblegum or bubble-mint, plus probably whoever she last consumed. Literally her last…er…meal. Not gore, just their essence, which is hard to explain since according to Dar-Dar: “Everyone has a specific smell, right? Well they all taste different too.”  If they ate a lot of spicy food and drank a lot of coffee when alive, that’s what you’re going to taste like. Same for Fairy Tale creatures and other Cryptids; but I digress that’s a meta spill for another time. ANYWAY! All that plus probably a kick back of nicotine too, because methinks she’s a chainsmoker when not “hosting.” And you’re going to get all that muddled explosion of taste at once, because she does not kiss gently…ever. So you better not mind the weirdness. Oh, and if it’s spidermode, it’s a whole different kind of taste. Unless you’re another cryptid, pray you don’t get her in THAT form.

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Abigail’s probably the cleanest kiss you’d have on this blog ( Followed by Proteus lbr ). She is one of those people that either brushes after all her meals, or at least pops in a couple altoids if she’s trapped at a meeting and can’t do so. Or, if she has had one too many espressos. ( And she IS a coffee freak, too ) She always has some kind breath “cooler” going on. She also sucks/eats ice a lot, has nearly frozen water to drink at her side at all times, and a ton of mint and spearmint tea. Not because she’s OCD about her breath so much, but she is rather addicted to the feel/taste of mints and extreme hot-to-cold temperatures. So her kiss would be cold and soothing at first, but gradually become warmer; there wouldn’t be any other interfering taste either, unless you got her before she popped a mint or stick of gum. If you get her after a swig of coffee or tea, it’s going to be unapologetically strong tasting, and she will savor back if she’s kissed by someone with equal caffeine breath. But more often it’s going to be like being smacked in the face with a wall of ice and mint, lulling you into the kiss.

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Depends!! It’s never the same. BUT he’s pretty earthy so it’s going to be a wild ride.

If it’s “normal time” his kiss is going to be hot breathed with a very clean taste somewhere between mint or spearmint, mixed with a back taste of whatever he just consumed, so probably a slight rich ale taste or cinnamon dessert.  He’s pretty self conscious about his breath while sober and aware, so he’s always carrying altoids in his pocket, or kicking back strong mouthwashes after his “episodes.” You won’t get unpleasant stuff like onions/garlic if he’s on a date…But if he’s in spontaneous mode–which is A LOT of the time–he’s not going to care AT ALL what he or she tastes like, and be in the moment 100%. But there’s always going to be strong mouthwash mixed up in there. (Or that cinnamon cream/cakey taste, lbr) Sometimes it’s going to be a  d i s g u s t i n g  taste, let’s be real. Cigarettes, dark booze, and probably other gross things (vomit lbr) after a huge bender/party. But usually the chick is equally wrecked and her kisses probably taste equally gross. So it’s all good~

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GUNPOWDER, LEAD AND LOATHING—-

Seriously, pretty certain he doesn’t care if you’re offended by his last meal on his breath or even if there really is gunpowder up in there. Because I’m sure he’s inhaled ( and choked on ) a fair amount of kickback, smoke, and fuel exhaust beforehand, given how furiously obsessed he is with weapons, speed, and destruction. Truly, he’s going to be aux natch when it comes to an encounter, and no amount of cleaning himself up for you is going to get in the way of his desires. So whatever’s on his breath, you’re getting a mouthful of terrible or ok.  If he’s truly TRYING to seduce, yeah, he’s got breath spray & wash on hand, but this also depends where he’s at and who’s he’s after. If he’s at a club, you’re going to taste hard liquor, cigars ( probably ) and no apologies. There’s always something unnatural and toxic about his taste no matter the situation, but it never seems to put off the recipent, only draws them in? It’s so bad it’s almost exotic. How’s that? Buuuut if you’re not into him or what he does, you’ll definitely be repelled. XD

@priimalurges