âLookit all the mooks that are out nâ about after a year of beinâ silent.
Looks like I have to get the place looking show-room ready. And by showroom ready I mean, I gotta get my webs in order. Ha-HA!Â
Get it? âCause yer all in big trouble.â
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Toon!Town AU || Hammerspace & Designer Coffee
This verse applies to ONLY:
Negaduck
Morgana Macawber*
Gabby McStabberson*
Ponyhead
Lily Bovine
Darlene the Spider Queen
Kim Possible
Francine Smith
*added 10/19
NB: [ MTL muses, Sinbad muses & Avatar muses ] are NOT in this AU, despite being animated characters. They are way more ârealisticâ and have strong human ties despite their supernatural leanings.
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In this version of the WFRR concept, the above âtoonsâ are merged with the human/normal world, and are known âstarsâ from more than their shows. They also contribute to their spin-off comics, and other pending projects, social media, and of course, public appearances. Another BIG difference from the WFRR Toon-Town world, is that they are NOT owned by their studio/human agent, and are NOT property. They can move freely in their own toon world and into each othersâ worlds too. So when an episode or issue is done for the day, they go back to their normal lives and hang with whatever toon from whichever franchise they choose. With some exceptions, as Adult Toons (not po.rn, adult comedy) and Anime Toons often snub other toon types. But itâs not unheard of that a WB toon is dating or married to an Adult or Anime toon. So, species do cross from time to time.
However, they are stuck as themselves in recognition and casting, since toons are made to play a single part or kind of character. IE: Negaduck is forever a villain, Kim Possible is forever a hero. Most of their traits are built into what they are, so they can NEVER change. Child toons, stay children as well. Thereâs no âAdult brain stuck in a childâs bodyâ unless the toon is written that way: IE: Babydoll and Stewie Griffin. So yes, Dora the Explorer is a true child forever.
They experience normal lives and emotions off the studio lots and set, but their personalities and interests remain the same, maybe just watered down A LITTLE here and there to be civil, but overall theyâre the same person. For instance, if the line in St.arbucks is taking too long, and heâs losing patience because the customers in front of him are all ordering complicated drinks when ALL HE WANTS âIS A VENTI BLACK TO GO!!â, Negaduck will whip out a chainsaw from hammerspace and âurgeâ the line and barristas to speed it up.
Most of the above toons have long standing shows/franchises to keep them active, but for one-shots like Darlene, her career is completely dependent on being a fill-in monster/comedy role for other toonsâ shows. She has fluctuated between her monster self and human-glamorized self in various past roles. âGravity Fallsâ employed a lot of old monster/horror toons that were big stars in the past, so staring on the show was like a whoâs-who of old school horror toons and comics. Darlene is a seasoned pro, from âTales from the Cryptâ and âCreepshow.â But her jobs nowadays consist of random cameos.Â
Ponyhead is part of several franchises, not just SVTFOE; all on educational or small children seriesâ, pulling double shift on ML.P and other unicorn themed shows. ( Unicorns are ALWAYS in demand ) so when she got her role on SVTFOE, she was ecstatic to finally play a role that was more mature and dealt with darker (albeit funny) material. She actually tones herself down for both SVTFOE and her small children's programs, in reality, sheâs way more adult-minded.
Francine Smith has the longest standing active series out of everyone listed, ( 2005-present ) and hasnât had to deal with the impending doom & fear that a toon goes through when their show is cancelled. And she is also part of the âTriadâ from all of Seth McFarleneâs animated projects. She gets job offers to intermingle with other Adult Toons, like: ALL of Matt Groeningsâ creations, âRick & Mortyâ, âArcherâ, âBobâs Burgerâsâ, and old school shows like âDaria,â âKing of the Hill,â âBeavis & Buttheadâ, âDr. Katzâ and âHome Movies,â etc. Adult Toons, (not to be confused with XXX toons and anime) are apart from every other class of toon. Often they are SO protected by the studios and treated as if they are almost human, that they have their own cliques and often donât associate with other types of toons. Itâs considered a downgrade to socialize, or God forbid, date a toon from another class.
Lily Bovine had a short, but successful stint on Saturday morning TV, which used to be the holy grail of toondom. Only âroyaltyâ had Saturday morning slots. She ( and her cast mates ) were led to believe that they were riding high and were going to skyrocket as high as their fellow studio/comic mates, the TMNTs. So, as toons, they were in a constant, intense state of their characterizations, in a place called âtoon bliss.â Itâs a dangerous state many toons have fallen victim to, where they are so elated that they are popular, that they fail to see the danger of âsudden death cancellation.â There are countless Toons that have been very popular for 1-2 seasons, but were cancelled on a spree, with no warning.
Her series was promised more comics and more seasons, but was cancelled suddenly during a hostile studio takeover where the new CEO wanted to focus on HIS material only. ( Mike Eisner/Disney ) The sudden destruction of her show/comic sent her and her fellow Moo Mesa cast-mates into a tail spin, and all suffered a stasis. They were isolated and forced to stay among fellow toons, and forbidden to interact with normals. ( akin to a toon going mad and needing to be in asylum to ârestâ )
However, since Lily IS part of the same company that TMNT belong to as well, they decided to repair their state of existence, and the Moo Mesa crew have been partially revived among the TMNT franchise, so she is no longer in a state of confusion.
Kim and Negaduck are part of the same group ( The Disney, WB, & DW triad ) so they never had to fear loss like Lily or even Darlene. However, since both their shows and comics ended, they still struggle with being eternally stuck in the Hero/ Villain state. Neutral, ânormal seemingâ or filler characters never suffer the way Extreme Hero and Villain types do. Kim is stuck in her perfectionist state and if she doesnât have a series or comic that is active, she becomes self destructive. She can only wind down if she has some outlet. She has made-do with stunt work for other toons that have action sequences or need a double. Sheâs been begging to be written into the Marvel or DC animated worlds, rallying that cause for herself for years. But they wonât allow her in, because they donât think she can make the leap from teen hero to dark and gritty. Plus, Kim sees how Marvel toons are losing their Comic Rights and their characters are being âalteredâ, so she is growing terrified of them anyway.Â
Toons that are âalertedâ to fit new audiences or eras suffer a great deal; itâs like performing an operation without anesthetic, and many toons are never the same nor can they remember much of who they were once they are âflippedâ and redone. Jem, Sh.e-Ra.h and other redos are half-mad off set now.
Negaduck stays active in the comic world, as do ALL the duck people in the Disney arcs. But he has been scheming and fighting to get his OWN show at last, this time where he is the star and itâs from his perspective. ( Not DWD ) In real life, Villains and their Hero counterparts cannot live without each otherâs rivalry. So they may not fist fight like in their shows, but off set they argue and get into each otherâs business. The same can be said about every Villain vs. Hero or Princess vs. Evil Queen, etc. etc. Like Extreme Hero toons, VILLAINS cannot change who they are, so if they are not given an outlet, they can become very dangerous, moreso than their roles on screen or on paper. Negaduck has been put âin the coolerâ many times since the late 90âČs when even his comic appearances weened.
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What Type Of Witch Are You?
REPOST, DO NOT REBLOG!
ASAMI
Eclectic Witch
You are an eclectic witch. An eclectic refuses to be pinned down to one tradition. They embrace everything that appeals to them and define their own path.
DARLENE
Luciferian Witch
You are a Luciferian witch. Lucifer is often mistakenly identified as the Devil due to the belief that, as an angel, he fell from Godâs grace. Yet among many, he is revered as the âbringer of light,â the path to enlightenment, independence, and progression. Luciferians are avid supporters of the arts, science, and the natural world.
Tagged by: @somniaxperdita
Tagging: I AM TOO LAZY. Grab it and go yo!
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@Darlene: What are your favourite kinds of food to eat, insects, humans, or otherwise? Do you have to worry about health concerns, like cholesterol levels, as much as humans do? Also, do you store food for later on, like during the winter months, in refrigerators or webs?
"Insects? What the FU---"
"You're a regular stereotype-r ain't ya? Not afraid to offend people that can gut you like a salmon on a rock durin' spawnin' season. The only flyin' pests I eat are fairies and pixies because it's like eating pure sugar and flavored vodka together, and I gotta have something go down easy when I'm mixin' my drinks after dinner.
I mean, I ate a brown bear in one sitting, hon. It took me all day, but I figured, HEY! It's Thanksgivin' and I deserve it."
"Humans are just easiest to catch, but unlike large game and magic types, they do have 'connections' to the outside world, and humans always come lookin' for other humans when they go missin'. That makes it more of a pain in the ass, but, eh.
See, no one gives a flip in the magic world if, say, a cluster of nighthawk pixies fly unwittingly into my web because they're too fuckin' stupid to see it. Unicorns taste like crap, only reptile-types wanna go after those oil spills...Nymphs and elves are tricky...they always put up a fight. BUT. Sometimes they lose. And one o' those suckas' keeps me and my kind fed for damn near a year, so we try and spread it out between feedings. Humans and mortal wildlife are basically more available. But more obvious when they get caught. Ya read me?Â
By the waaaay...why the HELL are ya so interested in my eatinâ habits? Are ya some kinda FREAK or somethinâ? Yeesh.â
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@Darlene: Do you prefer the warmer months because theyâre a better time of year for you to lure tourists in? Does the cold or heat bother you?
"I âpreferâ the warmer months because I can get ample food caught and ready to store FOR the wintah' if that's what you're gettin' at.
But, ya know--spiders are active year round, chicky."
"And my tourist joint can be flipped into a ski resort if I'm in short supply and lackinâ company. Hence, my sky buckets. Ya know the difference between a hack and a real business mogul? Ya donât plan on the fly and think in little bites at a time. You plan ahead and see it through, even if the money donât always flow in so good. Unlike SOME of my so-called competitors,â She hacks out a terrible, smokerâs cough--StanleyPines--â COUGH. COUGH. COUGH. âI do a damn good job buildinâ up MY legacy, bub.â
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âEveryone thinks just âcause I TAWK like this I gotta be stupid?â
âNah-uh. Try again, ya peons. Iâm 300 years old anâ I seen a lotta garbage. Plus, these euphemisms and accent ainât mine. I gotta stomach it for another 5 years or so...shouldnâta ate so many mobsters...ah well, live and learn!â
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@Darlene: You may be the self-proclaimed QUEEN of all spiders, but have you ever met their KING? Would you accept him as your partner or make a man into one if the right kind of fellow came along? I heard that after some female spiders find their mates and do the you-know-what with them, they eat the male spider to have energy for the egg laying and the kidsâŠwould you do that?
"Ohhhhhhh lookie here! We have a regular SCiEN-tis-T in our presence! Should I bow down and let ya dissect me?? OOOH perhaps I should let you put me between two pieces of glass and look under a big stupid tube at me and condescend how much ya know everything there is to know about SPIDERS.
Asshole."
âLook. Iâm gonna let you in on a little cultural journey into my peopleâs world: We donât have kings. We donât really got queens. I EARNED that name, damnit, because I am the baddest bitch in my territory. And we donât eat our men, because who the hell would watch the fuckinâ kids while we go out huntinâ and trappinâ stupid mortals and humans for food and profit? Someone has to earn that bread while the brats are running amok eatinâ all the fairies and gnomes in sight, not controllinâ their web reflex and makinâ a mess out of everything. Itâs a livinâ hell in our society when weâre rearing brats. Itâs why we gals only do it like, 2 times a lifetime. Plus, we live so long anyway we donât need to procreate as much as regular bugs and humans.Â
OH! One more thing, dipshit? We donât eat each other unless weâre makinâ a power play for leadership or someone is just an asshole and we want âem dead already...We taste TERRIBLE by the way. Also, we donât mate for life, we donât give a shit about âcommunity.â We stick to small bands and clans, but we stay the hell outta each otherâs lives unless we know weâre in collective danger, and THEN we band together and do something about the intruders. Otherwise, itâs every spidah for themselves.â
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Darlene if you live in Oregon where did that east coast accent come from? Did you move out west?
"Nah, I've always been out here. My particular clan pretty much roosts from the bottom oâ Alaska down to the Northern trek oâ California? A year ago I just ate like, 32 mobstah's that flew in from Jersey for a secret meetin' in my neck o' the woods. They tipped well and paid me triple the meetinâ room was worth, but they left a mess of their hotel rooms. I hadda make an example outta those mooks. Then I had some of underlings sell their cars and switch their plates. Not like anyone woulda noticed. They WERE in the mob and therefore, off the grid."
"But yeah, it's this dumb side-effect thing. I eat enough o' one kinda person, and I absorb their tendencies for awhile. You shoulda seen me back in 1890's when I ate like, 12 and 3 trappers prospectors for trespassin' too close to my nest after just layinâ eggs there. Oh man, I wanted to shoot myself in the face after that stint o' talkin' like a high pitched, toothless asshole.â
â10 outta 10, don't recommend."
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@Darlene the Spider Queen: What were you up to during the events of Weirdmageddon? Was it satisfying to see humans suffering so much under it, or did you experience hardship from it as well?
âOh NooOOooooOOOOOooo whatdâI do durinâ WeirdmaGEDDON it was so scary!â
She razzes obscenely loud and long at this one. âStupid. If mortals and humans got any stupider theyâd fall off the planet. I donât care what they did durinâ that time. I ainât some grudge-keeper. Thatâs for boring people with no self control and too much time on their hands. I got shit to do.âÂ
âPlease, I did what any smart monstah would do. I morphed into my most BEAUTIFUL form, voila! And I fettered in with all the other ugly humps and one-eyed weirdos, and I fit right in! Itâs not hard.â
âOnly draw back when I got in range of one oâ those radioactive showahâs? I went FULL on spider-Godzilla. Or...is it Mothera...? Ya know, cause Iâm a bug. Anyway, Potato-potato-ah, I was a giant spider monstah after day 3, and I pretty much reigned supreme in the eastern half oâ the cedar forest. That place was CAKED and covered with my webbing. Nothinâ and I mean NOTHINâ got outta there alive. I had full control oâ all the little spidahs. But after the big boom and all those alien freaks gettinâ sucked into the time continuum or somethinâ? My kingdom reverted back to normal and lo and behold, so did I.Â
Eh- heh, hey--â
âPsssst...I ate A LOT oâ those flying eyeball-bat things. I couldnât help it! They kept flyinâ into my webs, and Spidahs donât waste a fuckinâ thing. They tasted like sea salt, olives and vodka. MAN that was a party.â
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Send in đ and Iâll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse.Â
[ CLOSED! ]
STANLEY: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
DARLENE: You mean literally or figuratively?
STANLEY: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
@gamblealifeâ
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âOh no! A giant boot, my only weakness!â
âAlso a newspaper or a large glass would be pretty bad too.â
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@gamblealifeââ said: "I'll admit- This looks bad." ( & Imma throw in Stan for Darlene. u3u )
** villain / hero sentence starters
âIâm just standinâ over here wonderinâ why the man I almost made my blue-plate special is back at my WAY better Attraction with WAY better payinâ custaâmers, breakinâ and enterinâ in the middle of broad daylight like I wonât know whatâs goinâ on. What partaâ MEGA SPIDER monstahâ that can sense intruders JUST by all her âmysteriousâ powers donât you get, Staaaaaaanley? â She gave a hoarse chuckle as she took ONE step forward, still maintaining her human glamour. âI mean, how DUMB can ya get?â
âItâs like ya want me taâ end ya this time. Which for me, is okay considerinâ ya left my entrance lobby in shambles and owe me 53 hundred bucks in sky-bucket damages. Not ta mention ya left me on an empty stomach.â
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âOoooh~ ya gotta love SKI season out here in the boonies!
Yaâd think the cold and snow mixed in witâ thâ death-defyinâ height of THIN mountain primordial air and permafrost would stop thâ STUPID city people from touristinâ but....no. Not really.â
âAnd I got the whole LODGE chic thing goinâ on so itâs also cash money.â
You know...before she zeroes in on the lone idiots and tricks them into a snow-shoe hike offsite...
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âAHHH! Witches are everywhere!!Â
Itâs like a freakinâ infestation of bonfires and terrible music in thaâ woods and ugly naked broads running around cacklinâ and litterinâ on the campgrounds all. Damn. Week! Iâm losinâ my FREAKINâ mind!â
âI HATE this time aâ year in thaâ Falls. I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! That damn Hand-witch and her clan is takinâ people again! With her bad breath, yellow teeth and finger stealinâ magic! Ahhhhhhhhh! This is my TURF, baby! Howâs a gal supposed taâ hunt properly with this kinda crap goinâ on!?!âÂ
Also. She hates how her webs are harvested for ceremony spells. RUDE.
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âAinât no one a cryptid like ME, baby.â
âIt allllll checks out. BOOM. Look at that.â
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âI do have SOME preferences, I wonât pursue just ANYBODY.â
âNo joke. I wonât bother with skinw.alkers âcause they taste GROSS and arenât intaâ datinâ nâ kissinâ anyway, so howsâ a girl supposed to go after that? Creepinâ up on peopleâs roofs and knockinâ on their doors at 3 am, scarinâ the kids at bedtime with their fancy night vision goggles? Nah. I donât have time for that. Also. I donât do Gnomes. Gnomes get stuck in yaâ teeth. And they are waaaaaay too much intaâ pine monkeys. AKA: Tree rats. AKA: Squirrels. Double gross.â
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