i love being a self shipper but half of the time it feels like this

PROSHIPPERS PLEASE DNI

this ain't what it looks like

i'd like to say i could talk about laios for hours but being completely honest i couldn't i'd just repeat stuff like "oh he's so... like isn't he so handsome and... god he really is so... i love him so much... he's all like... wow..."

FUCK I WAS WORKING ON AN INSERT THE OTHER NIGHT AND THOUGHT THE LOOKS AT LEAST WERE OKAY BUT I JUST REMEMBERED HE LIKES BLONDES

top ten most beautiful things i've been told this month

i can't take this anymore i need a dunmesh s/i

"mandatory ugly laios frame" you could never hope to understand my princess' beauty

that man has awoken things in me i don't want to acknowledge

if i try hard enough ANY song can be about blorbo

i wanna change my layout here so bad but. hh. HH.

i haven't met him yet but i just read a post about him and i think i'm not only gonna fall in love with him but relate to him to a really really really painful degree

i just want everyone to know the moment an episode with Him drops i'm gonna turn into a murderous beast and i will not be even the tiniest bit ashamed of what i'll behave like

i mean i'm having a hard time just imagining myself with them so maybe that's a sign. never mind that i've had a similar experience with a couple other f/os but didn't mind it. maybe i'm just projecting and that's why i'm so obsessed with them these days. ignore the fact one of my f/os literally started as someone i kin (is that the word? i guess). anyway.

sometimes i see those imagines or prompts or whatever with very cool scenarios and think wow i wish i had a f/o who could fit into this dynamic. but then keep falling for more or less the same kind of characters. i don't have a type btw why would anyone even say that haha.

I WAS GONNA SPEND THE NIGHT KNIGHTPOSTING BUT FORGET ALL THAT

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK