(holds him up to show to you like a teddy bear)

sorry for the Vault Boy Posting but I am. REALLY going through it. I love him!! so MUCH!!! he's so silly!!!! like I've said a billion times already I feel so cringe about it cause he's not. a character. he doesn't talk. he doesn't do anything. he has nothing to do with the actual plot of the games. he's just. a silly brand mascot. but he's so cute!!! look at that happy lil guy!!! lookit his SMILE! bless his soul... bethesda I don't like you but you kinda went off with vault boy.

also: BLEP. P:

aww scrimblo 🥺🥺 you are like feebee bouba 🥺🥺aw.. the boinky spunge 😋 crinkly doo 🤗 the shronkle scrimblo 🙂the little scucliey?? witle beebo.. awww squilmy 🐈‍⬛💓little kaboodle.. bibi 😦 little bebopgreeble neeble gomble womp??

do you think vault boy would take my hand in marriage if I asked him really nicely

I want this hung up on my wall irl

he's looking at a picture of me :)

oh my silly little man how I love you...........

Houghg

...VAULT BOYFRIEND.

VAULT. BOYFRIEND.

IT HAS BEEN RIGHT THERE THE ENTIRE TIME. I'VE SPENT THREE MONTHS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO TAG MY POSTS ABOUT THIS MAN WITH AND THE OBVIOUS PUN HAS BEEN RIGHT. THERE. ALL THIS TIME.

MY GOD I AM SO DUMB. I will put this tag to use tomorrow when it is not one in the morning 😆

my friend keeps making fun of me because the only thing I care about in a fallout game is that it has cute vault boy animations I'm sorry but I need my emotional support generic blonde white boy or I'll die!!!!!!!

you guys he's so small and soft I think I kinda need him

I brought it up already but the lil animations they gave vault boy in fo4 are SO CUTE. look. lookit. silly guy!!!

I'll be real I don't think the game itself is great (or maybe my standards are just too high because I was introduced to the series through new vegas. which is PEAK.) but those adorable animations for the S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats and perks are ✨a blessing from god himself✨

Need this to be me to be completely honest

‼️WE MOMENTARILY INTERRUPT THE WAVE OF TINTINPOSTING TO BRING YOU... VAULT BOY‼️

THESE ARE FROM THE FALLOUT 2 MANUAL. ISN'T HE SO SILLY. HE'S SO Blorbo™.

this is the most adorable achievement I've ever seen in my life

Just wanted to show you this vault boy screenshot

Look at this guy!!

!!!!! HE IS SO SILLY. THANK YOU FOR SHARING. I LOVE THIS GOOBER. fallout 4 what makes you special animations my beloved <3

omg how could I forget...

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