Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

i like ‘em a little insane, covered in blood and severely mentally unstable <3

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good morning i can't stop thinking about my gf telling me my body was made to be worshipped as she kissed down my stomach and thighs end me end me end me end me end me end me en

um fyi topping doesn't equate to being dominant and bottoming doesn't mean submissive--OH SHUSH we know that but it's hotter when it does sorry!!

begging PLEASE elaborate on the vulcan chastity belt idea i find this hilarious

[Has Been Up Since 5 AM Voice] Uhhhh very very old custom since pre-reformation which then became recontextualized post-reformation to be about bonding and togetherness and discipline, mostly seen as something between married couples. Out of fashion by the time the canon timeline rolls around (even by the Enterprise era) but traditionalists still wear them along with certain spiritual sects and it's a common sex thing.

Sometimes boynetra makes my question my lesbian identity but then breastplate Anetra comes back and literally steps on my throat and I’m back to my senses 😌

baizhu x diluc >:3

meow :3

I don’t know why it didn’t hit me until now that Dasein would be such a tumblr sexyman

so as per prev tags i read A Sensory Experience of Metal and Other Metal and having finished it i basically think what i said before but more so: i thought certain things abt it were vividly diverting and delightful and other things were really very sketchily penciled in!

in some ways i do think the biggest thing that's stood out to me abt the various m/m books by, uh, fandom-nurtured authors that i've read lately-ish (thinking vaguely of FM and, uh, other FM here, in addition to op. previously cit.) is how mediocre their female characters have imo been—in some ways that's to be expected bc supporting characters in romance are very often mere ciphers, and if both members of your central pairing are men, then, well... but i do feel like people could be briefly sketched and still feel realer and more like there's a logic of their own to them, beyond just Necessary NPC? like, i have some issues with both heyer and sayers (antisemitism foremost among these) but both of them managed to make it feel as though their romances were happening within the context of a believable society populated by believable bit characters (sayers' artist lesbians!).

(as per prev post also some thoughts abt what gets fleshed out vs what's just wooden set dressing in general, and some wondering abt the extent to which a fannish apprenticeship tends to encourage those flaws, but those i think i more or less covered in prev tags, if somewhat incoherently/inconclusively.)

Suchhhhhhh a good day

•lovely sunny weather but not too hot

•didn’t have work and don’t have work tomorrow

•took a shower in the morning and had my hair braided right after while still wet

•got bakery goods mmm

•made toffee and chopped some up which was really satisfying

•wore two different comfy cute outfits that I really enjoy and feel myself in

•blasted ridiculous songs on the way back from the bakery and looked ridiculous in a lovely way

•crocheted blanket I’m working on

•DIDNT GET A HEADACHE DIDNT GET A GLINT OF HEADACHE NOT EVEN AN INKLING OF PREHEADACHE

As far as getting things accomplished I didn’t do hardly anything but in the business of enjoying life I excelled today!

Correction:

1| Djura is Djura. Gascoigne is the oldman dad!

2| Since you lost the best opportunity to make a daddy joke, old Brador will have to be the daddy. What have you done?

Greeeeeeat, I will never post about old people again т.т

Girl you said in your tags ‘why does a woman need to top and pegged to be considered strong’ GIRL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IVE BEEN THINKING THAT FOREVER, that stuff is just not for me, I can want to be dicked down and still know I’m strong lmao shejdjebd thank you for saying what I’m thinking lmao, sorry for random I just saw that in the notes of the post ans got excited

Hiiii im glad you found yourself in that! So yes! Getting fucked doesn't mean you are weak baby. Not in mlm and not in het ships either. People just have to look to bdsm for an answer to that like being the sub mean absolutely nothing outside of the bedroom. It's just a damn preference for getting off and that's it.

every time i'm frantically scraping brown bits off the bottom of a huge pot to make big batch of food with flavor, I'm reminded how audaciously and absurdly aristocratic the idea of women as waifish is, because I have BICEPS and APPLIANCES and can do pull ups for sets and I'm still here feeling like I'm doing battle and fighting for my life, in danger of LOSING, and my god my arms are so TIRED.

Thoughts on Raiden btw? Idk if you've mentioned on this blog before

And while we're here, got any degenerative ideas about him? *Mischievous giggle*

I Love Him. I love him a LOT. a lot a lot. He was the first mgs character I really knew abt (mgr was my first introduction) and my super teen angsty self LOVED his ripper shit. I also want to rape him