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evildolokhoded · 1 day

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ngl hearing daniel howell call us faggots in the year of our lord 2024 unironically healed something in me. i understand the joy of reclaiming slurs now cause this guy used to hate himself for this and so did i but it's ok cause now we're both faggots.

#dan howell #dnp #phan #<- for the phandometrics #dan and phil #i love you wad.

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gamora-borealis · 2 months

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reminiscing on dan and phil's life story together always makes me feel insane because it sounds like the plot of a fanfic: two freakishly tall awkward british gays with matching emo haircuts. dan starts out as a fan of phil, phil encourages him to make his own videos after they start talking online. dan only started trying to get phil's attention online on his 18th birthday and within months they meet up irl, and the Q&A video they make together the first time they meet blows up. within a little over a year they are practically living together, then they are accidentally outed because of a freak YouTube glitch as well as fans discovering old posts. nevertheless they become pioneers in what YouTubers can do outside the platform itself - Radio Hosts/Celebrity Interviews/Touring Stage Shows/Books/Party Games/Disney Cameos. they eventually come out via a dan video essay with 12 million views. later they move in to their third place together, a luxury home they bought and designed with all the money they made over the years. then when Dan goes on a solo tour in 2022 they reveal they that they had never spent more than two weeks apart since 2009. And don't even get me started on the joint gaming channel or the cat whiskers...

BUT the wildest part, that knocks me out every time I remember, is how phil, who allegedly has psychic abilities passed on from his grandmother, used tarot cards in a video to predict that he would meet someone with personality traits that exactly match dan's, about three months before they ever began talking online. like. how is that a real sentence I just typed. do we live in a simulation.

#and the tarot video is when he talks about big brother and faintheart. insane #dan and phil #dnp #phan #<- for the phandometrics #sorry I'm having a time rn lol

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philseyebrowslit · 17 days

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I’m rewatching the mukbang and I know how we all talk about the “you have a personality” bit but can we talk about the fond expression Phil puts on when he tells Dan “not that you’re gonna die” like ??? tears in my eyes we need another mukbang vid

#dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #it had been a while since I’ve watched it #cause it’s so special to me o try not to over watch it #but them post ii hits different idk #phan #<- for the phandometrics

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slimeandsadness · 29 days

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I love that they brought back the crafts channel with something this impressive. Like, they'd said previously that it was just a trilogy and the story was done, and it kind of was. So the only way to bring it back and have it not feel tired and just repeating the same sacrifice to satan thing was to go huge with it, and they really did. It's clear so much time and thought and effort went into this!

#dan and phil #danandphilcrafts #phan #<- for the phandometrics #how long have they been planning this?#how long have they been *making* this?#crafts

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philmbro · 14 days

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in my head they are still alive

#dan and phil #amazingphil #daniel howell #phil lester #phan #<- for the phandometrics #dan and phil crafts #edit

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wdapteo · 11 days

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i can't swim

#phan #dan and phil #<- for the PHANDOMETRICS

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ineffablenby · 7 days

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ask game so we can tag phan!! shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up + if you think they can be related to DnP or not. Copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals!!

This one is obviously DnP related, because Muse (but the lyrics have nothing to do with them imo)

This has absolutely nothing to do with DnP

Hmm... I don't really think this one does either, because their actual lives could be something out of Hollywood lmao

I mean, they were on the radio?? So I guess?? (And also the lyrics can be very loosely linked to DnP if you try hard enough. Like 2009 Phan, specifically)

Again, literally just... Muse.

#phan #<- for the phandometrics

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smoshpvnk · 6 days

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did someone do this already

#phil lester #amazingphil #pro rpf #pro ship #rpf #shipping #phan #phandom #phandometrics #p #phanposting #danandphilgames #dan and phil games #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire

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fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge · 18 days

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it's nice to know that even after all these years they're still as insane and horny for eachother as they were when they were still just two weirdos publicly flirting over dailybooth and twitter

#dan and phil #dan and phil games #dnp #phil lester #amazingphil #dan howell #phan #< for the phandometrics

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sisterdanielstits · 13 days

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i'm starting to wonder how i survived the hiatus. two weeks without phil uploading and 3 days since dnpgames uploaded and i'm here impatiently waiting for more

it's like i'm expecting them to make up lost time or something

#i think coming back right before gamingmas really put out some unrealistic expectations #dan and phil #dnp #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan howell #dnpg #dan and phil games #phan #< for the phandometrics

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totally-srs-all-the-time · 6 days

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IMPROVED VERSION HERE

#phan #dan and phil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dan howell #reblog for engagement #and sample size #poll #phandometrics

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gamora-borealis · 2 months

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I love how Dan and Phil talk about their coming out as if they got hit with a ray gun in 2019 that turned them gay

#dan and phil #dnp #phan #<- for the phandometrics #callie go to bed!

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whipcracknumber5 · 2 days

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Ok walk with me on a “no but seriously imagine it” type rant

Ok so with the 🧡 from the wad post we are all collectively losing our minds right? Right. People are talking about the rest of the rainbow of hearts

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

We already have the red heart from Phil’s birthday post from 2023 ❤️

Now one could say that the red heart is the more romantically used one, or you could say that it’s just basic use one. Who can say.

Now with the release of WAD on YouTube we get the orange heart 🧡

I feel like this one is more special than the red heat tho, it’s more personalized. Orange is the color of his show and arguably his new branding.

Now this is where we start cooking! Those are the first two colors of the rainbow in order I might add we have Roygbiv your know her you love her

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

So what might we get with the rest of the rainbow what and when can we expect the yellow heart and so on. While I am a June/ October phedding truther I don’t believe we will get anything of the sorts this year, think of the length of time the two hearts are placed, Perhaps we get two more hearts this year.

We could get a yellow heart on dans birthday posted by Phil obvi maybe saying how he’s such a ray of sunshine /s

💛☀️🎂

And then the 10 year anniversary of dapg is coming up on September 12, I would imagine they do something for that let’s say they do a green heart for that one for the sims being one of their main series on the channel, plumbobs the symbol of the sims commonly being green.

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That would continue the trend of the colors being in order. But what are the gaming channels main colors??? Purple and blue. As seen by the dapg icon and the border around the face cam in the videos.

💙💜

As much as I want to get a full set in order I think the blue and purple are more likely for the gaming channel then green.

So that leaves us with the green heart, who is associated with green? Who’s iconic bedspread and thus branding was blue and green for YEARS? Who dyed an insane about of things green when Dan was gone? That’s right everyone’s favorite princess Phil Lester!

And what would be the next signifcant date (excluding 10/19) up next? Phil’s birthday in January. Bringing us right back to the first post with the red heart, Phil’s birthday post. So I would say we could expect something big June 2025. Being pride month and the month they started talking they could pull something on us that would make us lose our minds entirely.

Anyway that’s my whole rant just on the fact that we got

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#dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #danandphilgames #phandom #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #WAD #Phan #< for the phandometrics #Phan for top ship

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slimeandsadness · 28 days

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There's something about the end moments where Dan flinches as Baphomet approaches, and then curls inwards perhaps in fear as he embraces them both, but he's kept standing firm by Phil's grip on his hand

#dan and phil #danandphilcrafts #phan #<- for the phandometrics #mine #crafts

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purpurussy · 12 days

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every day i wake up and comb through these tags as though i'm tending to a garden, reporting porn bots like i'm pulling up weeds. and this is how i am repaid for my toil

#dan and phil #phan #yes this is completely illegible #one thing about me. i do not know how to use photoshop #i am being SILENCED when will this website let me contribute to the phandometrics battle

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invisible-brandy · 14 days

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i feel like dnp are giving us so much content these days im just gonna be here 20 years later still milking serotonin from every minuscule moment

#phan #for phandometrics #dnp #dan and phil #clearing out my drafts #dnpgames

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