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Suture Priest
Artist: Igor Kieryluk
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in my head: where the Hell is the word seed on this album [starts checking them off….] not the singles not YMB not Sleepwalk not ….. oh come on [stares at Inamorata] it’s you. isn’t it.
despair. i’ve actually only listened to it 3 times. because it causes me to physically implode. too much to bare. the thought of it all….
*pat pats*
I mean, i know my head wanted to connected dots just to connect them, bc James uses seed as a metaphor/simile quite enough, it's in his repertoire. He uses it even in interviews.
The funny thing is that the first other song that came to my mind after hearing "seed" was not the obvious one, the one with seed in the title.
No, sir.
It was, of course, Bleeding me.
And how could I not? When Innamorata sounds like that, feels like that, is a song like that--
I don't blame you, brain. I don't.
#the-mighty-het-speaks#ask#(d)jinn all'opera#song related#inamorata#bleeding me#BTW I LOVE BAD SEED. TOP FAVE FROM RELOAD#but it's a different seed. a different connotation from this one#at least in my head#anyway i am aware that in english the phrase 'spreading the seed' is a very common metaphor#but like. of the 4 of them i only remember james saying it colloquially#so much that in an interview that i watched recently james said that and lars smirked and repeated 'seed'#finding it funny#(AND WE ALL KNOW WHY. TY lars for keeping the joke for yourself bc it's old)#anyway its 3.53 am here and idk what im writing#but as always thanks soph and sorry that i made you go back to that haunting beautiful song#i wish you all the luck and that hearing it live will be cathartic af#also yeah i wrote innamorata in the post bc i am Italian and i do not want my autocorrect to learn the word wrong and curse me forever#with the wrong spelling#the tag already existed sooooo djskskskk#at least i can tag it right
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Umudara, the Sentinel Beast 🥺
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Astronomy #Space #Espace #Astrometry
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realistic nanami's d analysis
warnings! ; nsfw (kinda) , headcanons (obviously) ; educational 🤓☝️
as a nanamin simp i've been reading and hearing about nanami's 9 inches manhood all over the internet and, honestly?, that doesn't sound accurate to me
something that happens to people who like nanami a lot is that they portrait him like a white man and, consciously or unconsciously, i feel that the 9 inch thing has been motivated by that current of thoughts
that's why i've decided to make a long research about the male genitalia comparing the average sizes all over the world, asia and finally, japan
of course, i did not give him a micro penis, but please don't expect the king cobra between this man's legs
i stress again the fact that this is my opinion and if you don't agree... well, there's not much i can do about it :)
context ;
for us humans, diversity comes in different styles of things, perhaps no topic elicits as much curiosity, speculation, and even anxiety as the dimensions of the male reproductive organ: the penis. from ancient myths to contemporary media portrayals, societal fascination with penile size permeates cultural narratives worldwide. however, amidst the myriad myths and misconceptions lies a scientific inquiry into the fascinating variations of penile size across different populations and ethnicities.
so, repeat after me: not every hot man has a 9 inches long d– / jk
in a comprehensive analysis conducted in 2020, researchers examined studies on penis size and determined that the typical length of an erect penis ranges from approximately 12.9 cm( 5.1 inches) to 13.9 cm (5.5 inches.) They suggested that the actual average tends to lean towards the lower end of this spectrum. (King, 2020)¹.
Another study indicated that the length for a flaccid penis was 9.16 cm (3.61 inches). (Veale et al., 2015)².
and that is what i’m basing my analysis (headcanons) on.
let's take a look on this chart (of dubious origin):
in this one we can see and compare the different sizes of the male reproductive system in different countries. if we look at it, japan has an average of 13.56 cm (5.3 inches).
investigating more in detail the male population, i managed to find that the average penis size in japan is about: 13.56 centimeters (5.33 inches), with a diameter of 3.53 cm (1.39 inches) at the head and 3.19 cm (1.25 inches) at the shaft when it's erect. (日本人の平均ペニスサイズが明らかに! | TENGA FITTING(テンガフィッティング), n.d.)³
knowing all of this, let's get into the heart of the matter that concerns us today.
his size ;
i'm using using this essay for a reference (since my humble self does not own a peewee) (男性器の大きさについて|大東製薬工業株式会社, n.d.)⁴.
to keep it simple:
erected :
length; 13.73 cm (5.4 inches) ~ 15.37 cm (6 inches)
girth; 11.73 cm (4.6 inches) ~ 12.73 cm (5 inches)
flaccid :
length; 9.73 cm (3.8 inches)
girth; 9.37 cm (3.6 inches)
the shape ;
i imagine it with a base a bit wider than the head (it gives fat dick ohohoho) and slightly curved up, the foreskin is still there and the skin is more pigmented there (#967a68). i can imagine a notorious vein coming from the base to the tip from below. his glans is paler than the shaft (#aa8483) and when it gets stimulated it turns into a #c96c60 shade.
nuts! ;
how do i say this?
they look heavy, somehow. also notoriously asymmetrical, the left one hangs lower.
is the carpet matching the curtains? ;
no, and this is my personal headcanon since I like the idea of kento bleaching his hair since high school, from dark brown to his blonde tone he all see now. but if you don't think the same, it's alright, it doesn't affect anything.
he's hairy, everywhere, yes i'm also talking about his butthole!!
but he like to keep the hair trimmed and nice, not a crazy jungle of hair, since he also like to keep his face clean. it is a routine procedure that he does once every one or two months, always using an electric shaver.
so if you plan to give him head (or eat his ass, idk and idc), please expect to feel his pubic hair tickling your nose
+ his buns ;
his glorious glutes are made of 90% pure muscle, it also look squared shaped.
amazing, wow.
sources ↓
anyway, you don't have to take everything i wrote literally or personally, nanami is a fictional character and it doesn't really matter what his penis should or could look like. if you imagine him differently, great, i do too lol, my brain is never going to imagine him with some exact measurements or shape
hope you enjoyed my little essay on nanaken's penis :) it's the first time in my life that i talk so much about cocks lol
bibliography ;
1. King, B. M. (2020). Average-Size Erect Penis: Fiction, Fact, and the need for Counseling. Journal of Sex & Marital Therapy, 47(1), 80–89. https://doi.org/10.1080/0092623x.2020.1787279
2. Veale, D., Miles, S., Bramley, S., Muir, G., & Hodsoll, J. (2015). Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15 521 men. BJU International, 115(6), 978–986. https://doi.org/10.1111/bju.13010
3. 日本人の平均ペニスサイズが明らかに! | TENGA FITTING(テンガフィッティング). (n.d.). 日本人の平均ペニスサイズが明らかに！ | TENGA FITTING（テンガフィッティング）. https://www.tenga.co.jp/special/fitting2012/
4. 男性器の大きさについて|大東製薬工業株式会社. (n.d.). Copyright (C) 2015 更年期障害・勃起不全・早漏のOTC医薬品は大東製薬工 All Rights Reserved. https://daito-p.co.jp/essay/penil_size.html
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High Jewelry Earrings by Parlé
2.38 CTW Lotus Garnets
3.4 CTW Brazilian Watermelon Tourmalines
3.53 CTW Green Tourmalines
14k Recycled Yellow Gold
Source: nationaljeweler.com
#parlé#parle jewelry#recycled gold#lotus garnet#watermelon tourmaline#green tourmaline#multi gem earrings#high jewelry#luxury jewelry#fine jewelry#fine jewellery pieces#gemville
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Awards Presentation for Favourite Mario Major Character 2023
This is the presentation that I did for the Super Mario Wiki's awards, which they host every year. The results are based on the polls held there, so the results are used for presentations. This is my presentation for this year's Favourite Major Character award.
I think the story could hold on its own independent from the context of the awards, so that's why I posted it here. The first image is not related to the presentation, but as a bonus image.
For reference on what the results were for this year (2023):
Luigi - 302 (18.07%)
Mario - 284 (17.00%)
Yoshi - 235 (14.06%)
Wario - 165 (9.87%)
Rosalina - 150 (8.98%)
Bowser - 125 (7.48%)
Princess Peach - 92 (5.51%)
Toad - 70 (4.19%)
Toadette - 61 (3.65%)
Bowser Jr. - 59 (3.53%)
Kamek - 56 (3.35%)
Donkey Kong - 45 (2.69%)
Diddy Kong - 27 (1.62%)
Thank you for reading.
#fanart#mario#princess daisy#waluigi#donkey kong#diddy kong#kamek#bowser jr#toad (mario)#toadette#princess peach#bowser#rosalina#wario#luigi
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3.53 New digs
Sophia gently grasped my hand and led me into my new residence: our home. As I looked around, I couldn't help but smile as I recalled my earlier thoughts about her during dinner: simple and elegant. The naked walls and bare essentials confirmed the theme yet again. Was there room for me in this tiny house? I didn't have much, but how could I live here without disrupting the flow? That was a thought for some other time because she stole my attention as she emerged from the bedroom, dressed for bed, beckoning for me to join her in the dimly lit room. I followed cautiously, minding my desires and not wanting to presume anything. She slipped under the covers, so I spun into my PJs and nestled beside her.
"Hold me," she whispered softly.
I obeyed and refused to let go. How symbolic. The first time we hung out, I refused to hug her because I knew if I ever got her in my arms, I'd never let go. And now, there I was, laying there with her in my arms, promising I'd never let her go again. At that moment, I had everything I needed and fell asleep content and satisfied, experiencing the most restful sleep in a while.
In the morning, I woke up, and she was gone. I got a chuckle out of thinking about how she escaped the vice grip I had her in while managing not to wake me. That took talent. I checked my messages, hoping to find one from her but not intentionally looking for one. I knew she went to work, but I just loved hearing from her. Sure enough, a message had arrived two hours prior stating she had left for work, would return around 3:00, and that I should make myself at home. Not that I expected anything different, but I loved how eager she was to make me feel welcome. I replied saying I'd go home to get some stuff but would be back before she got home.
With that out of the way, I surveyed my new home to gauge its vibe and figure out how we can merge our lives in this cramped space. Despite being the most decorated room, the bedroom still fell in line with the minimalist theme. At least it had curtains. The patio door left us exposed, but the massive boulders behind the house shielded us against potential peepers. Anyone who was desperate enough to climb up there to see us deserved a show.
She didn't have many clothes, so I could put a few items on the racks. The empty nightstand was a perfect place for toiletries and small personal items. She used the second room as her office. Despite its limited space, it had the best potential to not only put some of my things but to create a space that was ours.
I'd already seen the living/dining/kitchen space, but now I could get a good look at it. The kitchen was perfect. Almost too perfect, as if it never got used. I guess she was right about not cooking much. The idea of cooking for her regularly excited me. I wanted to take care of her without disrupting her autonomy, and that was the perfect way to do it.
After my self-guided tour, I took a shower and was glad to see her bathroom was nicer than the ones at Dad's house. Once I was ready, I headed to San Sequoia to break this crazy news to him. He was watching TV and smirking at me when I walked through the door.
"Another night of fun?" he joked.
"Yes, but not how you think."
"Ohhh. Well, that sounds promising."
"Uhhh...yeah, maybe..."
His eyes were laser locked on me, blinking rapidly and waiting for clarification.
"Okay, so... This is gonna sound really crazy, and you might be disappointed, but here goes... I kinda agreed to move in with Sophia."
"Dad? What do you think?"
"Are you sure about this?"
"Honestly? I don't really know. But what I do know is I've been too afraid to take risks. I feel like I can't grow as a man being afraid of what might happen. Plus, I really really like her."
Dad grinned from ear to ear.
"I think you more than like her. I'm so proud of you. That's a very big thing you've realized about yourself. It takes maturity to get there. You've always been thoughtful and have good judgement, so if this is something you feel you need to do, I support it. I'm happy for you."
That went waaaaaay better than I imagined. Dad wasn't someone who got upset much, but I imagined him being triggered by his own experience and being dead-set against it.
"So...I guess you're here to get your things, then?" he asked.
"Just the essentials. Her house is super tiny. Like...Copperdale tiny."
"Oh. Yikes. You gonna be alright with that?"
I shrugged.
"I guess we'll see."
"Alright. Well, don't let me keep you."
"Hey, Dad? Thank you...for everything. I don't think I could have made it here without your guidance."
He nodded.
"That's the job, son."
"I know, but... I don't know. You've been, like, really cool about it. You make sharing things really easy. I've enjoyed being here with you. I mean...I knew I needed you when I decided to move in with you, but I didn't know how much. And I... Well, forget it. I don't really know what I'm trying to say, heh."
"Come here," he said and stood. "I love you. You're always welcome here. You and Sophia."
"Thanks, Dad... Oh, and if you tell Mama about any of this, The Book of Luca will be closed. I know you two still talk about me."
He laughed.
"My lips are sealed."
#ISBI challenge#sims 4 story#sims 4 gameplay#adolting#adolting gen 3#luca winston murillo#ali murillo
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Project Sekai Card Tournament! 3.53
#project sekai#mizuki#tournament poll#pjsk card polls#4 stars#polls!#round 3!#they're feeling many things it seems
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Number of Ukrainian refugees displaced in Europe in February 2023 per 1000 inhabitants.
by u/requiem_mn
Used sources:
Number of refugees (For Serbia and Kosovo, used data from previous map)
Population of country (column UN estimate 2021)
Note that on inspiration map user used whatever was greater number from 2 columns Refugees recorded in a country... or Refugees registered for temporary protection... I too did the same.
Hopefully didn't make mistakes, numbers are:
Ukraine 135.86 Montenegro 54.08 Estonia 50.61 Czechia 46.70 Poland 40.81 Moldova 35.81 Lithuania 26.77 Latvia 24.48 Bulgaria 22.23 Slovakia 20.16 Russia 19.66 Cyprus 17.17 Ireland 15.09 Liechtenstein 13.73 Germany 12.65 Luxembourg 10.57 Austria 10.49 Switzerland 9.29 Finland 8.98 Norway 7.39 Georgia 6.84 Denmark 6.79 Iceland 6.05 Romania 5.95 Belgium 5.88 Portugal 5.64 Netherlands 5.13 Croatia 5.12 Sweden 4.85 Slovenia 4.19 Spain 3.53 Hungary 3.53 Malta 3.31 N Macedonia 3.08 Italy 2.87 United 2.42 Belarus 2.14 Greece 2.01 France 1.84 Turkey 1.13 Albania 0.94 Azerbaijan 0.48 Serbia 0.38 Armenia 0.18 Bosnia&Herz. 0.05 Kosovo 0.01
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Essence Warden
"The more our numbers grow, the more I gain hope that Volrath and his cursed stronghold will one day fall." —Eladamri, Lord of Leaves
Artist: Terese Nielsen
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Best Kotlc Quote: Match 3.53
Quote 1
”Is a day any less worth living simply because you’re not going to remember it?”
- Councillor Bronte, Nightfall, Chapter 55
Quote 2
“And you stay my brave little Moonlark, always.”
- Calla, Neverseen, Chapter 74
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This is pretty funny though that this city was like “Yeah let’s just throw all our evil beasties down below. As long as our singular safety system doesn’t fail, nothing about this will ever go wrong!”
#on the one hand a mass disenchantment is unprecedented#but on the other. do better.#critical role#3.53
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I've been meaning to post this for a while - anyone else notice that the music in the little CG-trio thingy right after the opening plays is a snippet of the insert song from S2E4, "Until It Dies" by 覃云?
The specific part of the song can be heard here (timestamp is around 3.45 to 3.53:
Thoughts?
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Reminder Day
" الشخص المُناسب سوف يمنحك دائماً السلام والطمأنينة."
The right person will always give you peace and assurance
18.11.2022
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Chapter 7 of Gideon the Ninth
So, it takes an hour to get from Pluto to the First House. Originally, I thought the houses just went in order, so the First House was then Mercury. It is 3.64 billion miles from Pluto to Mercury, and the speed of light is only like 670 million miles an hour, so that would be traveling at five and half times the speed of light. However, it also says that there are other houses plural that are closer to the sun, so clearly the First House is not Mercury. If you were setting up a space empire in the solar system, it would make the most sense to have the seat of power at Earth obviously, and that fits the description of the planet being blue, but the way it is worded it sounds like there might actually be *more* than two hoses closer to the sun, so maybe it is actually Mars? Mars wouldn't be blue without significant terraforming, but obviously significant terraforming is a thing that is happening given that we are also living on Pluto. Anyway, the distance between Pluto and Earth is at *minimum* 2.66 billion miles, which is still 4 times the speed of light. The only distance I can find between Mars and Pluto is 3.53 billion miles (mostly because Pluto has been removed from all of the lists of planets at this point), which obviously isn't the minimum distance since that should be smaller that's Earth's, but I still doubt you could get there in an hour at light speed.
The Emperor "has not come back in over nine thousand years". I wonder if he is actually an immortal being, or if it's like LOTR and he just fucked off somewhere nine thousand years and and is definitely dead by now but since no one actually saw him die we just have to sort of pretend like he's coming back eventually
Or possibly, since this seems to be a theocracy, the Emperor is actually God/John
Dulcinea's reaction to them seems to indicate that the rest of the Empire is not not quite so into the necromancy aesthetic, so I am interested to see what the broader picture of this is
So I guess there is going to be a lot of Harrow pretending in public that she and Gideon have like, a normal sort of interpersonal relationship, which might be fun to watch
Gideon thinks Harrow is going to live forever, I would love to know why, but the narrator is Gideon and therefore we can't have nice things
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