Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

I am told that the headlines really undersell how rad my tattoo is. I agree.

by roksolyana_hilevych

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

do you belibe in herobrine

no but i do think that the moment i stopped believing in herobrine was the moment the world got a little greyer

me trying to explain that a house is a human and living in a house is the same thing as being eaten by a human so living in a house is cannibalism

You can ALWAYS hate on the Bethesda Fallout games. It is ALWAYS morally correct.

THINKS ABOUT HOW YOU CAN JUST OWN A SLAVE IN FALLOUT 3 AND THE GAME CONSIDERS THIS A MORALLY NEUTRAL ACTION

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Are you really John Green? Or someone he hired to deal with us? Which is a decision I would respect lol

Like I'd pay someone to be on tumblr for me when I can get those fresh hits of dreadrenaline myself.

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

This sounds like Cruelty Squad dialogue

lancer is a cruel tabletop roleplaying game

gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

THE NDP FORCED A CALL FOR A CEASEFIRE