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Soap: Ghost, did you see that really long email from Price?
Ghost: I saw the first few sentences.
Soap: ok...?
Ghost: And then I realized it was a really long email.
#cod#mw#ghost#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghoap needs to be canon#ghoap#soap#call of duty#mwii#ghostsoap#gay
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Gaz: you think Ghost could ever find love?
Price: I doubt it.
Gaz: Really? I think he could. Surely there’s someone for him.
Soap, from the other room: yeah, a psychiatrist!
Gaz: Honestly, Ghost could find a partner at the ward.
Price: Hell no, we don’t need two of them.
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Nik: Soap and Gaz got into a fight.
Price: they did? Again?
Nik: yeah.
Price: did you try to stop it?
Nik: ...
Price: Nik, did you?
Nik: ...I bet £50 on Gaz...
Price: Nikolai...
Nik: sorry...
Price: ...did you at least win?
#nahhhh nik’s full name was personal#gaz could beat soap any day#what’s the price and nik ship called#cod#mw#john price#cod nikolai#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#gay#call of duty#mwii#cod mwiii
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*New recruit flirting with Soap*
Recruit: you’re quite attractive...and exotic...are you British?
Soap: ya fucking dobber, away an’ bile yer heid! *approaches aggressively*
Recruit: *backs away*
Gaz: Ghost, why aren’t you pissed she’s flirting with your boy?
Ghost: she just called Soap British. I feel sorry for the bastard now.
#welp she’s dead#ghost’ll be proud of his bf#cod#ghost#mw#soap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#call of duty#mwii#gay#ghoap#ghoap needs to be canon
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Soap: *barges in*
Ghost: what the hell?
Soap: If ye were invisible, ye could have a perfectly normal relationship with a blind person.
Ghost: ...I’ll keep that in mind if I become invisible.
Soap: wait, but we don’t know any blind people...
Ghost: I can make one. *stares at Soap*
Soap: *stares at Ghost*
Soap: how do ye look so intimidating yet so strangely attractive at the same time-
#cod#ghost#mw#soap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#call of duty#mwii#gay#ghost is scary and sexy#ghoap needs to be canon#ghoap#shower thoughts
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Soap: not even an army of Russians could stop me from fucking the shite outta Ghost.
Gaz:
Soap:
Gaz: thanks for the update.
#cod#ghost#mw#soap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#call of duty#mwii#gay#kyle gaz garrick#ghoap#ghoap needs to be canon
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Alejandro: English is so confusing. Spanish is way better.
Soap: oh shut it. You’re just another Mexican.
Alejandro: no, hermano. I’m a Vaquero!
Soap: no one cares, pendejo.
Ghost: Can’t you all just choose normal English and stick with it?
Soap: away n’ bile yer heid.
Ghost: bloody hell.
#cod#ghost#mw#soap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#call of duty#mwii#ghostsoap#alejandro vargas#los vaqueros#why is English so weird#cod mwiii
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How I think the 141 would react if you got shot in battle:
Soap, nervous for you: no, Y/N! *kneels next to you* Come on, be ok!
Ghost, downplaying it: come on. Get up. We got to move.
Gaz, concerned: Y/N...get up...please...
Price, annoyed and nervous: that was bloody reckless, Y/N...are you ok?
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Ghost: *being distant*
Soap: why do ye always keep yer distance from everyone?
Ghost:
Soap: don’t worry. I don’t bite.
Ghost:
Soap: unless you want me to. *winks*
Ghost: that’s why.
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Soap: aww, look Simon! That baby’s looking at ye! He wants ta say hi to ye!
Ghost: then why doesn’t it fucking do it?
Soap: *stares at Ghost*
Ghost: *stares at Soap*
Soap: that’s why.
#cod#ghost#mw#soap#ghostsoap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghost and soap are funny#i ship them#cod mwii#cod mwiii
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Soap: away n’ bile yer heid!
Ghost: English, Johnny!
Soap: sorry sir, lemme translate; Go fuck yourself.
Ghost: ok, I will go fuck myself. You wanna watch or something?
Soap: Steamin’ Jesus...
#cod#ghost#ghostsoap#mw#call of duty#soap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#incorrect quotes#johnny MacTavish#ghost and soap are funny#gay#mwii#modern warfare
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Soap: why doesn’t Ghost ever talk to me?
Gaz: he doesn’t really talk much to anyone.
Soap: how do we talk to Ghost? A Ouija board?
Gaz: *looks at Soap*
Soap: *looks at Gaz*
Gaz: now I see why he doesn’t talk to people
#cod#ghost#ghostsoap#mw#call of duty#soap#kyle gaz garrick#gaz#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#soap is clueless#I get why Ghost is so quiet#mwii#mwiii
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How I think the 141 would react if you betrayed them:
Soap, sad: come on, ye dinnae hafta do that!
Ghost, uncaring: bad decision. *aims gun at you*
Gaz, sad but trying not to show it: that wasn’t a good idea, Y/N...
Price, disappointed and angry: come on, Y/N! I thought you were better than this!
#cod#ghost#mw#task force 141#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#john price#how I think they’d react#soap#soap cod
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König: the King never confesses!
Soap: king?
Gaz: do you not know what König means?
Soap: ...whatever. King? That’s not intimidating at all!
Ghost: *chuckles* says ‘Soap’.
Gaz: he’s got you there, John.
Soap: yeah yeah, sure ‘Gaz’.
Gaz: *eye roll*
Price: *sighs and shakes head*
König: Mein Gott...
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Sidney: *sees Randy about to be stabbed by Ghostface on the news van screen*
Sidney, 5 minutes later: *locks them both out because she doesn’t know which of them is the killer*
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Ghost: Roach is so small. It’s adorable, innit?
Soap: *looks up at Ghost*
Ghost: *looks down at Soap*
Soap:
Ghost:
Ghost: you’re short.
#call of duty#cod#mw#mw2#ghostsoap#roach#gary roach sanderson#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soap#ghost
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Ghost: Soap’s such a comfort human when he’s not a loud prick
Gaz:
Ghost: he’s just fun to listen to and look at
Gaz:
Ghost: tell him I said that and I’ll slit you from the groin to the sternum
Gaz:
Gaz: ok then...
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