strixobscuro
StrixObscuro
Carriage-wrangler by day, half-assed writer by night. He/him.
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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)
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one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard
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Harry "this is some bullshit" Vanderspeigle
RESIDENT ALIEN
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Never figured out if Asta canonically fisted Harry to save his life that one time or if there was a different way I was supposed to take the comparison of a prostate exam
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Drag King Portraits, London, Paris & NYC, (1995-1996), The Drag King Book, Del LaGrace Volcano
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Anyways miraculous sapphics everybody
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Miraculous Outtakes: Winging It
Chloe: Marinette Dupain-Cheng! You have a secret! I know you do! I will expose it and ruin you!
Marinette: Alright, Chloe you caught me. I do have a secret. And that secret is... I'm actually a lesbian, and I'm dating Kagami, and we're both pretending to be in love with Adrien because we don't want Kagami's mother to find out. And you can never breathe a word of it to anyone because if Kagami finds out that you outed her, she will kill you.
Chloe: ... R-ridiculous... utterly ridiculous... *stumbles away in a daze*
Tikki: ... Jesus, Marinette.
Marinette: I figure that will shut her up for at least a week.
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Actual roman epitaph for a dog
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If you truly want to support Amber Heard, then please do not spread accusations that she never actually made. She has never accused Momoa of abusing her. She's accused him of being insensitive and an asshole, but she has not claimed that he was abusive.
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Vibe check!
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Group chat with people talking about the eclipse and someone brought up Avatar. I now have ATLA zoomies about it I need to skip work and go rewatch it
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it was so much funnier in my head i promise
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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
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