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starchaserwrites · 12 hours
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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims
me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive
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starchaserwrites · 14 hours
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lesbian visibility week ends tomorrow so confess us your love (and/or send money) before we disappear.
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starchaserwrites · 15 hours
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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starchaserwrites · 16 hours
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Pine, i’m so so glad you love my recipes and the other stuff,sending you the biggest hug rn <3
Disgusting
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Completo Chileno Recipe
Ingredients:
hot dog buns
hot dogs (beef or pork)
diced tomatoes
smashed avocados (palta)
mayonnaise
ketchup
mustard
Intructions:
The first thing you’ll want to do is boil or grill your hot dogs.
While the hot dogs are cooking, you want to chop your tomatoes, as well as mash-up your avocado.
Heat the buns for a few minutes in the oven if you don't have a chilean toaster
When you’re building your completo it’s all about layering in the proper order:
• Put the hot dog in the bun. • Next, put the diced tomatoes. • Spread the avocado over the top. This will “seal” them against the hot dog so they’ll stay put while you’re eating it. • Then top everything off with mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard and you’re all done and ready to enjoy them!
Follow me for more recipes! and disgusting things <3
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starchaserwrites · 2 days
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babygirl you look like an absolute angel tonight (there is a streetlight behind you and i have astigmatism)
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Disgusting
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Completo Chileno Recipe
Ingredients:
hot dog buns
hot dogs (beef or pork)
diced tomatoes
smashed avocados (palta)
mayonnaise
ketchup
mustard
Intructions:
The first thing you’ll want to do is boil or grill your hot dogs.
While the hot dogs are cooking, you want to chop your tomatoes, as well as mash-up your avocado.
Heat the buns for a few minutes in the oven if you don't have a chilean toaster
When you’re building your completo it’s all about layering in the proper order:
• Put the hot dog in the bun. • Next, put the diced tomatoes. • Spread the avocado over the top. This will “seal” them against the hot dog so they’ll stay put while you’re eating it. • Then top everything off with mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard and you’re all done and ready to enjoy them!
Follow me for more recipes! and disgusting things <3
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starchaserwrites · 2 days
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Nikki Giovanni, The Collected Poetry, 1968-1998
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starchaserwrites · 4 days
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happy lesbian visibility week. for seven days, lesbians take on a corporeal, human form and are able to be observed with the naked eye without causing madness or instant retinal damage. let us enjoy this beautiful natural phenomenon while it lasts
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starchaserwrites · 5 days
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Wlw museum date (x)
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starchaserwrites · 5 days
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really want a girl to hide me in her ridiculously oversized sweatshirt so i can be safe from The Problems™️
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starchaserwrites · 5 days
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"Flawless" a microfic for @fromagony and @godsofwoes
James Potter was perfect. He had no flaws, and yet here he was, lying down next to Regulus as if he was worthy of his attention. As if Regulus wasn’t just flaws. He wished he could simply appreciate the moment; he was with the boy he had been crushing on since last summer when he took both Black Brothers in. But his mind couldn’t stay still.
They were in the astronomy tower, close enough that if James stretched, even slightly, their hands would brush gently, and close enough for Regulus’ mind to be an overwhelmed mess. He remembered the Muggle story of the man who was so guilty that his heart was loud enough for other people to hear. Regulus thought that might be him too, feelings too strong to stay concealed when the entire reason he knew he was capable of falling in love was centimeters away from him.
“That’s you right there, right? With me?” James’ voice never failed to send shivers down his spine. He was pointing at him, literally, at Regulus. James was right, but Regulus felt too unsure of himself to respond. He was scared that every single thing he’s ever wanted to tell James would leak from his lips and take this moment away from him. 
At the lack of response, James tilted his head to face him. Regulus felt as if the sun was staring back at him, creating light just for them to be able to see each other. He couldn’t help himself as his heartbeat grew louder. If that would keep James’ warm gaze on him, then he wouldn’t truly mind his secret getting out, not when kind eyes were telling him everything was okay. 
With every single cell on his being paying attention to the boy in front of him, Regulus froze as James' hands shifted slowly from its resting place to where Regulus’ hand was. Tentatively, James’ fingers reached for Regulus’ hand. 
It was surprising, perhaps even endearing, to realize that even James Potter, seemingly flawless and perfect, had sweaty hands. Regulus couldn't help but smile at the realization, his lips curving upward as he squeezed James' hand in return.
Maybe, just maybe, he had nothing to worry about. Maybe he wasn’t just a bundle of flaws, not if James was still lying next to him, holding his hand.
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starchaserwrites · 6 days
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happy lesbian visibility week
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starchaserwrites · 6 days
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happy lesbian visibility week to all my fellow lesbians!
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starchaserwrites · 7 days
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sum domestic jegulus ☕️☀️
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William Shakespeare, from “Henry V”
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