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Incorrect Star-Crossed Myth Quotes
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The gods texting:
Ichthys: "Are you up? How do you spell walfus."
Ichthys: "The LEGGo my eggo things. Walfools. Wall. Fools."
Dui: "Wtf what? Waffles?"
Shadow Dui: "You dumb bitch."
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Tauxolouve: "Always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness."
Huedhaut: "Unnecessary negativity, check. Bitterness, check."
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Me playing Dui's route AGAIN.
Shadow Dui: "If I were dating you I would kill you."
Mc: "Oo that's my type."
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God King: "Don't wanna end this year on bad terms with anyone so if you have beef with me, die"
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Zyglavis: "I was taught to think before I act."
Zyglavis: "So if I ever smack the shit out of you, rest assured I thought about it and I'm confident in my decision."
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Scorpio: “I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.”
Ichthys: “You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.”
Scorpio: “I did that on purpose, try again.”
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Aigonorus: “Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?”
Huedhaut: “You’re a hazard to society.”
Teorus: “And a coward. Do twenty.”
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Krioff: “Today is leg day.“
Karno: “Everyday is leg day when you’re busy running from your problems.”
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Scorpio: Why is your report card on the ceiling?
Resia: You said to bring my grades up.
Scorpio: ...
Scorpio: I did say that.
#scm#voltage inc#star crossed myth#funny#star-crossed myth#incorrect quotes#Scorpio#Resia#manga#scm manga
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Teorus: that's a pretty rock
Ichthys: Shadow Dui gave it to me
Shadow Dui: I threw it at you
Ichthys: He's very sweet
#scm#dui#star crossed myth#star-crossed myth#voltage inc#shadow dui#scm teorus#ichthys#funny#incorrct quotes#dating sim
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I made this meme a long while ago but I'm back and I'm posting it. it's the best SCM meme I have ever made tbh 😭
*Spoiler* in my opinion
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Aigo: And, um, and here’s another problem. Leon said that MC likes pretty guys.
Partheno: Are you telling me I’m not a pretty guy?
Dui: He’s a very pretty guy!
Ichthys: He’s a gorgeous guy!
Aigo: I… I just wasn’t sure. I didn’t know.
#SCM#star crossed myth#Aigo#aigonorus#partheno#Dui#Ichthys#Star-Crossed Myth#voltage inc#incorrect quotes#10 things i hate about you
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Teorus to Scorpio: No, no, no, no, no, no! You can’t come in here. Dui is naked!
Scorpio: What?!
Dui: What?!
Teorus: I couldn’t say I was naked because I’m always naked.
Dui: Why does anyone have to be naked?!
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Partheno’s route imo~
Partheno: Until the ransom is paid, you’ll be locked in this room with only a bed and the occasional tray of food.
MC [excitedly]: OMG meals, sleep, AND silence??
Partheno: [glares]
MC: I mean... Oh nooooooo…
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Dui: *Raises voice just enough to be heard across the aisle* Do you want chips?
Ichthys: *At full volume* I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!!!
#scm#Star-Crossed Myth#voltage inc#ichthys#Dui#Funny#incorrct quotes#samethoughdoritosarefckingamazing
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Zyglavis: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a seven letter word for "disappointment".
Scorpio: Ichthys.
Zyglavis: It fits.
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Ichthys: It's my birthday, the most fun day of the year: something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Aigo: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Ichthys: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes it kinds ruins my enjoyment of them.
Aigo: Yes, I know.
BONUS~
Teorus: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy.
Teorus: Both.
Teorus: I want people to be afriad of how much they love me.
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