squirrelwithatophat
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Just doing my part to advance the post-modern neo-Marxist agenda (or whatever the lobsters call it these days). 60% unhinged gaming obsessions, 20% shitposting, 20% politics. Remember, it's never too late to close Tumblr and pretend none of this ever happened. He/him.
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“fandom” is such a dirty disgusting word whenever i say it i feel like i have a mouth full of toxic slutch.
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there
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From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944
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just saw a job listing that requires a masters degree in accounting and they want to pay $14/hour. good luck with that
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not all is lost. theres still cross-dressing
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Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛
I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.
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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
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Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days
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people who wrap bandages around their hands to protect them and people who wear fingerless gloves are like two divergent evolutions of the same species
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okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism
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