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Conversations from outside of work # 16
*A and B standing at the window spying on co-workers*
A : are you encouraging me to feint innocence to lull people into telling me shit they do so I can report back to you?
B : yep! That's why you make the best spy. They tell you the things they are getting into.
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Conversations from outside of work # 15
C : where the hell have you been??
A : where do I begin? The flat tire, the tow truck, a dinner date, thunderstorm, or that fact that due to my poor fashion choices B basically got to see a version of the famed wet T-shirt contest. Side note : thank GOD I wore a bra today, but also never wear a black bra under a white shirt when they are calling for torrential rainfall.
C : what the fuck?? You went to go buy plants!!
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Conversations from outside of work # 14
A: isn't waterboarding inmates illegal?
C: he pissed all over him.
A : I understand that but I can't shake the feeling that it's illegal to waterboard and inmate.
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Conversations from outside of work # 13
A : are you going to the store tomorrow?
B : possibly, I don't know yet.
A : may I go with you? I promise I'm not hard to road trip with.
B: I want to shoot myself already.
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Conversations from outside of work # 12
*A stayed in B's house while B was away*
A : well since B is back now I guess I'll round up my stuff and head back to my home.
C: between me and you, I think B is getting used to you being around up here.
A : is that a good thing?
C: hell yeah it's a good thing.
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Conversations from outside of work #11
C : hey, A are you okay?
A: yeah? I'm fine why wouldn't I be?
C: i heard you get sick, are you sure your okay?
A : I'm fine. I just got choked while eating an apple.
C : oh. Are sure about that?
A : considering I just chucked it into the garage can im pretty positive it was the apple.
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Conversations from outside of work # 10
C : that's A, she's throwing up. I wonder if she's okay?
D : ope! She's pregnant!
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Conversations from outside of work #9
A : B accused me of brown-nosing, can you believe it?? Everything I do or get for them is because I genuinely care about them! When I cook for them it's because I like them, why can't they see that I'm head over heels in love with them?? As far as I know they haven't ever really had anyone to actually care about them, and my life has been shit so forgive me for trying to bring some joy or happiness to someone else. Food and acts of service are how I show my love.
C: have you tried telling them that?
A : no, it's complicated , but I'm also too afraid of what their reaction will be if I tell them I've fallen in love with them. So I just gotta sit and suffer.
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Conversations from work #18
(potential trigger warning)
A : so I've noticed an uptick in military presence around (hometown) and it's kinda strange. Driving into town the other day three black helicopters flying in formation went over, and a few days before that a military convoy was refueling at the local gas station.
B : they must be after you, what did you do this time?
A : to the best of my knowledge, nothing that can be proven in a court of law.
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Conversations from outside of work #8
A: I'm the reason there's claw marks on the back door at work....
C : wait, what? How?
A : I'm also the reason we have a strict no easdropping rule that never gets followed.
C : I.... I have so many questions.
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Conversations from outside of work # 7
A : *at the local feed and farm supply store, on the phone with B*
A : oh my God they have diddles! They are so cute!
B: you're getting what?
A: I wish I could get them, but I don't have a coop, they have little diddles!
B : I have no idea what that is.
A : I keep forgetting you're not southern.
Baby chicks. They have baby chicks.
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Conversations from work # 17
A : so the wind is supposed to be really brutal tonight. You may want to bring the lanterns to the store with you in case the power goes out.
B: okay, plus we have all those candles there.
A: oh yeah, that is right. I still have a few in my car too.
B: oh good! I can use them to set you on fire.
A : I thought your said you don't do mercy kills?
B: *deflated* oh yeah, you're right.
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Conversations from work # 16
B : heathen!
A :....so I've been told..
B : devil!
A: * trying not to smirk*
Again... So I've been told
B: *stares at A while taking a sip of their tea*
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Conversations from work # 15
A: oh don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely head over heels in love with someone. And I'm starting to think they may like me back just a little.
B: well your gonna have to ask them when they get out of jail.
A : *laughs* they aren't in jail.. that I know of.
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Conversations from outside of work # 6
A: the kid has been left in the room unsupervised so I apologize in advance for any fires that get started.
B : *laughing* that's inappropriate.
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Conversations from outside of work # 5
A: I got roped into a family gathering. Some of my relatives are in from out of town.
B : call 911 just for fun.
A : nah I think I'll pass this time.
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Conversations from outside of work: 4
A : I went and bought four dozen plastic eggs so we could hide them for the littles. I'll tell them it was your idea that way you get a sweet moment.
B: I'll lock you in the cooler until after easter. See how long it takes you to rise again.
A: you love me too much to do that and you know it.
B : gimme a second.
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