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This looks more like dutch made a terrible joke and both arthur and john are absolutely over it.
I love their faces. Idk the vibe without context but John's is sending me
"Man I'm underdressed..."
#dad joke moment#i bet it was a pun#rdr2#van der linde gang#dutch van der linde#arthur morgan#john marston
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The fact that you're absolutely right though. That shit would probably be one of his favorite games. That and minecraft, and he'd probably have like 1000 dogs and cats in his little dirt house
rip arthur morgan, you would have loved animal crossing
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Im in my seasonal depression arc rn, sorry for the hiatus.
#im fine i swear#im just incredibly tired and sad#how is everybody doing this holiday season?#know that i still love you ❤#shitpost#text
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the whole fam has covid this week, folks.
i feel like shit.
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Im not even lying when i say that that last one is me projecting.
Its me. Im the 5 minute alarm guy.
Can we get some modern John hcs?
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General Modern John Marston HCs
(repost)
- adopted by Dutch
- Full sleeve tattoos
- D+/C- average student
- Dropped out of HS/ got his GED to work full time and pay child support
- Firm believer that “condoms don’t feel as good”
- his pull out game is sub par at best
- On and off with Abigail
- Definitely one of those muscle car douchebags
- Owns a maroon colored 1967 ford mustang
- Cares more about that damn car then anything else in the world
- washes it at least 3 or 4 times a week
- always speeds. Says the speed limit is “just a suggestion”
- Double parks often
- Secretly writes poetry
- Also, not so secretly plays in an emo garage band on the side
- Apartment is a certified bachelor pad
- The whopping 24 inch tv sits on a cardboard box, and a single plastic lawn chair sits right smack in the middle of the room
- Mattress is on the floor
- And it’s covered in his clean clothes. He refuses to buy a dresser and has never owned a single coat hanger in his life
- Refuses to wash the dishes. The sink is full and he has resorted to buying paper plates instead of actually dealing with it
- We’re not even gonna talk about the contents of his fridge. Or lack thereof. Usually just orders out.
- His silverware drawer has 1 spoon, 1 fork, and 1 butter knife, and they’re the only things he washes.
- and by "washes" i mean he puts it in his mouth to wet it and then wipes it off with his t-shirt
- The shower is completely empty aside from a bottle of dawn dish soap that sits on one of the shelves
- Also probably washes himself with a literal kitchen sponge
-Owns 1 bath towel and it hasn’t been washed since he moved in 5 years ago. He dries himself off with it after he showers so he thinks it’s still clean
- Leaves it in a pile on the bathroom floor so when he uses it the next time he showers, it kinda stinks and it’s still a lil damp.
- His skincare routine is splashing water on his face and somehow he has the clearest skin in the fucking world
- Brings store bought food from the gas station to family gatherings
- sleeps through his 11,000 alarms he has set on his phone all 5 minutes apart
#alarm clock#john marston#john marston hcs#john marston headcanons#headcanons#hcs#hc#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 john marston#john marston rdr2#rdr2#rdr#john marston rdr#rdr john marston#modern au john marston#modern au
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your blog?? chef's kiss
can we please get some modern javier hcs? for clear skin 👀
General Modern Javier Escuella HCs
A/N: thank you 🥹🥹 ofc you can
- Has like 40+ products for hair/skin care
- Has an actual skin care routine
- Always smells good. Has the best taste in cologne
- Doesn’t need much convincing to do self care/face masks. He eats that shit up
- Probably his idea to get mani/pedis every week. His hands always look so good.
- Gets his chest/back waxed regularly
- gets his eyebrows threaded/waxed
- SO stylish. Bro has such a good sense for fashion. Drippy asf
- Collects different types of knives. Has a display case for them and everything.
- Works as a line cook in a restaurant
- Gives his favorite people and coworkers free food
- Has a pet chihuahua named Tamale
- She hates everyone except for Javier with every fiber of her being, but she especially hates John and Bill.
- Huge ladies man. Drips flirtatiousness.
- always cooks at home. Bro never lets anybody lift a finger in his kitchen.
- occasionally signs up for open mic nights to play his guitar and sing for people
- seriously considered/is still considering joining John’s garage band
- writes his own music
#red dead redemption#red dead redemption two#javier escuella x reader#javier escuella#red dead redemption community#red dead fandom#red dead redemption x reader#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption Javier#red dead redemption 2 Javier
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I eat 15 apples a day and then drive to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall because they can’t withstand my aura
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please don't spit down my throat as i tilt my head back and open my mouth whilst sticking out my tongue, that'd be so terrible
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Tumblr please don’t kill me but peeps on my rd instagram seemed to like these so here you are
#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#rdr2#red dead redemption two#arthur morgan x reader#arthur morgan
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molly o'shea, my beloved
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8fvC2CA/
So real tho
#molly o'shea my beloved#molly o'shea#my beloved#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr2 community#tiktok#death to dutch van der linde#i love her
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I can 100% confirm that this is true
Dutch van der linde screams his own name during sex
#red dead redemption community#rdr2 memes#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#red dead redemption two#dutch van der linde#dutch#red dead redemption 2 memes#rdr2 dutch
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@staff why tf did my hc post get flagged for mature content but I can scroll thru my feed and people are promoting actual naked body parts with the tags like “mlp fanart” and “bluey”? Actual bots are promoting p*rn to children and that’s ok, but me saying Sean macguire is a pothead and has an anime mousepad is inappropriate? Get your priorities straight.
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General Modern Sean MacGuire HCs
- Alcoholic (it’s a given)
- Party Animal. Fr the life of the party or the problem, no in between.
- happy/stupid drunk
- “I’m a good drunk driver”
- isn’t even an okay driver when he’s sober
- Serial DUIist
- in his teens, he once ran from the police and got away, but he had dropped his wallet during the chase, and they later showed up at his house after looking at his ID
- still probably drives even after his license is revoked/suspended/taken away
- the biggest pothead you’ll ever meet
- hotboxes his car so bad that you can’t even see inside through the smoke
-fry cook at a fast food place
- low key a klepto
- never touches the money in the register but this man’s apartment is stocked up with food and other stuff from his work
- paper towels, toilet paper, plastic forks/spoons/knives, ketchup packets, even the fucking mop and yellow bucket too bro
- probably a pretty hardcore gamer
- streams occasionally, and is probably actually a little popular. The kid is funny, it’s only natural.
- 100% has an anime body pillow and titty/ass mousepad
- apartment is a pigsty
- pizza boxes and takeout containers litter all over the floor
- absolutely does the thing where he’ll start to clean but he’ll find something he thought he lost and he’ll play with it until he gives up on/ forgets that he’s cleaning
- ADHD diagnosis up the ass
- also probably mildly neurodivergent
- air guitars/drums along to songs
- also does it when no music is playing and makes the noises with his mouth
- 100% swears by drinking the bong water
#sean macguire x reader#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption two#sean macguire#sean macguire headcanons#sean macguire hcs#sean macguire rdr2
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SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY 🤠🐎
To the anon that asked for "the cowboy hat rule", could you explain what that is? I know if a couple of them so im a bit confused as to what you want 😭
#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption two#red dead redemption x reader#red dead redemption community#red dead online#red dead fandom
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