spaldingspotting
Keeping an 👁 Eye 🧿 on My Cryptid Husband
He's out there... If you see him, tell him he can run but he can't keep hiding! 👁 #trackingspalding #trackingwitchbitch #witchbitch
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update post, I canceled the order and got jimmy johns and yes it had lettuce on it and no I'm not dead yet 👍 but I think the cryptid has a tumblr addiction bc I keep opening hulu and somehow ending up back here 🤔
#cryptid spotting#cryptid sighting#new cryptid#cryptid arg#arg#alternate reality game#alternate reality#cryptid#jimmy johns#lettuce recall#ahs#ahs fandom#ahs im coming for u pls tumblr free me from this hell#stop opening tumblr u witchbitch i want CORDELIA
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ordering a quarter pounder bogo for delivery when I heard a little whisper in my ear, in an eerie voice only barely audible... "add lettuce"
as someone working in the food industry, I know better. lettuce is in recall.
"no??"
"do it. MAKE ME SICK" the voice laughed masochistically as my phone selected extra lettuce and placed the order
is this cryptid out to get me???? or is it teaching me a lesson in the art of yolo... yet he said "make ME sick," is this witch bitch out to steal my burger?!?!?
update coming soon, or not if the lettuce takes me first
#cryptid spotting#cryptid sighting#new cryptid#witchbitch#lettuce recall#unreality#alternate reality#arg#alternate reality game#i want my quarter pounder but must i pay with my life???
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#vulture culture#ghost#cryptid bait#cryptid spotting#cryptid#cryptid sighting#new cryptid#posession#undead#bait#zombie#flesh#rotting meat#rotting#rot#decay#dead animal#death#dead body#dead#gore#dead squirrel#taxidermy#unalive#gross#maggots#worms#morbid#morbid reality
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Evidence of Evil??? Somebody put a bandana on our pet lion (Eternally Cursed to come to life at night, often why he's "fallen over" in the morning from his post..) Echo sensed the presence and alerted, she's been on edge ever since she sniffed the cryptid's strong Alpha scent :)
#he smells so good??#i want to know who he is so bad#who is this mysterious creature...#i long to know more#alternate reality#alternate reality game#arg#arg update#cryptid arg#cryptid#new cryptid#cryptid sighting#cryptid spotting#cryptid hotspot#liminal space#surrealism#unreality#cute dog tho#pls save me#he smells too good#real angel#true angel#true cryptid#real cryptid#husband cryptid#harry styles#bdsm#tattoos#tarot#witchbitch
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