you can't make this shit up

i have the flattest fucking feet in the world

i have the flattest fucking feet in the world

ok fine i believe everyone is human and makes bad decisions for complicated reasons. but i take back anything ive said about "surely staff aren't being this awful on purpose"

Aveyond Winter Exchange 2023-2024

Whoo! Figured I'd let everyone know I'm hosting the Aveyond Winter Exchange, an Secret Santa-inspired fanwork swap that runs through (northern hemisphere) winter, on Discord this year! Join here if you're interested!

Schedule will be as follows:

Sign-Ups: December 21, 2023 (winter solstice!) - December 31, 2023

Assignments: January 1, 2024

Check-Ins: March 1, 2024

Gifts Due: March 20, 2024

Gifts Revealed: March 21, 2024 (spring equinox!)

If you know you won't have time, but you'd like to follow along and lurk or offer help to participants, you are also welcome to join the discord regardless!

Aveyond Series Complete Timeline

Here's the complete timeline of the Aveyond series, from Ahriman's Prophecy to AV4! Consolidated by artemis and Amanda herself, alongside canon in-game timestamps, and with the help of the amazing community members (Discord):

(AP) Dan, GrahamRocks (AV1) Tei, Darwin, PrincessBinas, snowsheba (AV2) Darwin, Nova, seb (AV3) DaevaAgas, Stargazer, Darwin, Renaiya (AV4) Nemui-Makoto, BentoKami

(and many, many more), I was able to come up with this timeline visual! I've always been really particular about the timeline in the AV series, so honestly, when artemis gathered all that amazing data, I just wanted all of those words converted into a visual! Hope this is helpful! (Created in Photoshop)

birfday :)

please elaborate

saw x was . a movie

this was my first time playing illari

obsessed with her

@k3ysm4sh said:

AITA for tricking everyone I know that I'm a really good sun druid guy when I plan to betray them all at the behest of my dark master?

AITA for making my (16M) former slave's (16F) life at school hell after she almost killed me with a stick?

AITA for turning my (456F) unwilling husband (40M) into a vampire?

SCREAMS EXACTLY THIS

WIBTA for leaving my (337M) wife (831F) to die a slow and agonizing death? Now, before you say obviously yes, please know that she stole my soul, used it as a bargaining chip for my hand in marriage, and then turned me into a vampire.

not me crying everytime fi's theme was played in totk 🥺

desperately need blizzard to keep the overwatch ult april fool's voicelines in forever. when enemy hanzo ulted i thought i was having a stroke

My Aveyond Winter Exchange art for @maladaptivemischief <3 <3

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Aveyond Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Te'ijal Ravenfoot & Galahad Teomes Characters: Te'ijal Ravenfoot, Galahad Teomes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Texting, could charitably be tagged as, intertextuality, Friendship, this is the closest I will ever come to writing these two as friends (normal-ish) Series: Part 4 of Aveyond Ficlet Prompts Summary: Sometimes, Galahad regretted giving Te'ijal his phone number.

here is my te’ijalahad college AU for snowsheba’s ficlet prompt >:3c it, uh, got out of hand

friendly reminder since we’re less than a month from release that if I see anyone posting about the Hogwarts Blood Libel video game I’m blocking you on sight