Hamburgers are Meat Pancakes.
That is all. 🍔
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WHO IS THE RIGHT PERSON ILYA
Also known as cryptic messages I randomly get from @frosty-rain
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there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself.
your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas in your fridge and it’d be a shame to let them go to waste? you want to see the season finale of that show you love? keep living.
your reasons don’t have to be big, if they mean anything to you then they’re good reasons.
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My cat after seeing the latest Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavor 🦐
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Tested positive today...
Nurse: I'm so sorry, be careful
Me: Yea I getcha, no licking doorknobs
N: I mean, you can, just the ones of the people you don't like
M: Ah gotcha lemme go to Texas real quick and spit in Ted Cruz's mouth-
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cricket finds compliments very alarming
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Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:
Its the best!!!
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Remembering that Don Cheadle played Captain Earth feels like a fever dream 🥴🌏
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Pinkies up
We gettin fancy tonight bois 🎩🧐
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Spicy Food Hot Take:
(hehe)😝🌶️🔥
Bottoms like it because of the oww.
Tops like it because of the challenge.
I don't make the rules 🤷🏻♀️
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THIS. PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.
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Me @ my cat:
WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE A BURNING TIRE CAME OUT OF YOUR ASS??
My cat:
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Actual footage of my ass dying repeatedly in Resident Evil Village 😳
Like c'mon, you can't do this to us gays! AN 8 FOOT TALL VAMPIRE WOMAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY NO?!!
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