If you thought Swifties were unbearable before, I'm so sorry cause they are superbowl champions now. No one's gonna shut up about it
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Hades clickety clacking his gay ass over to Percy and Grover, fluffing a blanket to show off his impeccable interior design skills, gossiping about how the Straights are always bickering, this mf is fruitier than a produce section
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John Oliver is so crazy cus you see him and he's british and he's wearing a suit in front of a fake new york city skyline and you're like yeah another white Democrat making jokes at late night but then he starts buying and cancelling millions of medical debt and saying defund the police years before it was widely-held conversation and drawing rats fucking each other and before you know it this owl in human skin has made you a radical leftist
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seaweed brain vs. wise girl
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The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him
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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.
Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old
Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will
Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old
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#Happy international Holiday
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"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️🌈
My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨
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STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)
dir. George Lucas
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I… love my wife. And I just… I just love saying the word wife. Wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, wife. So… she’s my wife, and, she’s my life. And I’m gonna stop talking now, because I feel like I’m gonna cry, and it would be crazy to cry, because I’m so happy right now. So, thank you all for coming, and I love you all.
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