I started this for some writing competition last year and never finished it.

Dear Diary,

Sleep has decided to be a little tease again. We've always had a complicated relationship. As a child, she terrified me. She was always lurking in the darkness, pulling me closer to her until I succumbed to her whims. Once I welcomed her, she gave me dreams that I didn't even know I had. Aspirations that were previously unthought of. Memories that made me question the reality of them. Eventually, I began to accept Sleep without any complaints. I would welcome her with open arms at the end of an incredibly tiring day, and she would gladly take me away. Softly whispering a lullaby until my heartbeat relaxed. Our time together was an endless cycle of peace.

Until it wasn't.

I thought nothing of this night. I assumed it would be like all the other nights and it had started like that. Sleep beckoned me over and wrapped her arms around my body. I rested my head on her chest and closed my eyes. Her fingers ran through my hair and made me sigh. It was pretty peaceful. For a moment, the only noise was her heart pounding against her ribcage, pulling me into the familiar darkness. Then she gently put her hand over my mouth. My nose. My eyes. The only thing I could sense was her heartbeat fading.

But it wasn't her heartbeat that slowed. It was mine.

Consciousness was a relief that I never thought I would welcome. He wrestled me out of Sleep's prying arms, and suddenly the air rushed back into my lungs. Sleep pouted, and I felt her reach for me again. Her presence felt inviting and warm compared to Consciousness' harshness and cold. Their differences were as evident and literal as day and night. Her offer was very tempting, but as soon as I stretched towards her, the air left me once more. Consciousness batted Sleep's hand away, and she stormed off. I knew I wouldn't see her again. At least not tonight.

Oh, how dreadful it is to lose her. To lose something that I wanted so desperately. No, not want. I needed Sleep so very much. Without her, I am unable to function my dear Diary. Consciousness is such a nice fellow for keeping me company but eventually, I start to feel like a stranger in my mind if I remain with him for too long. But sleep, she helps me remember. She keeps me sane.

Why is she torturing me?

albus scarfy potter. You were named after the two bravest men I’ve ever met.

au where Edward and Bella are both running for student council president and Edward is literally the perfect candidate, except for one tiny little thing.

Any time someone asks for his opinion on premarital sex he goes ballistic

I like to think that Elena and Damon’s daughter had green eyes like Stefan and that’s why they named her Stefanie. Obviously Stefanie was always an option but they just looked into their daughters eyes.

Into Stefans eyes.

And they knew who she was.

daily reminder:

Charlie Swan deserved better <3

The year is 2045.

J.K Rowling has just come out with Harry Potter: The Movie Musical

The scene sets on Privet Drive.

We get a close up of Harry Potter in his cupboard.

He opens his mouth and sings, “underneath these stairs, I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle, and my aunt...”

You get up from your seat, completely shocked at what you’re hearing.

She’s gone too far.

She ripped off AVPM.

Neville sees the snake and Harry’s words to kill the creature resonate in him. With a mighty swing of the sword, he cuts through Nagini and thinks “finally the last horcrux”. But his triumph doesn’t last as he stares at the blade of his sword. It’s coated with frosting. He looks back at the snake on the ground and it dawned on him. It wasn’t a snake.

It was cake.

Gretchen Weiners

Regina is the queen

But I'm the head of worker bees

I am seated at her right hand

Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Just Came Out!

-dan

I cried too

Dan Howell Came Out

Freaking Out!!

this plot twist made my soul convulse.

so someone just said that James and Lily’s matching patronus’ meant they were soulmates and then someone was like oomph we’ll know Snapes patronus matches with James’ but Snapes patronus actually matches with Harry’s and no.

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