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shy-magpie · 1 hour
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#The way they probably erased Crowley's memory of heaven. Also the way Crowley offered a hot chocolate to Gabriel just after even though he still hated him because he knew how it feels to remember nothing (insp from this post by @perpetualcontrolleddrowning)
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shy-magpie · 4 hours
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good omens season 2 is like "hello we're so fun and funny and aww romantic (HERE'S A LOT OF SPECIFICALLY QUEER RELIGIOUS TRAUMA, PRETEND IT'S A SIDE DISH)"
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shy-magpie · 22 hours
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i need less "happy, fluffy cinnamon roll" luke skywalker and more "raised in the ass-end of nowhere with spiders 4ft across who used to shoot rats the size of saint bernards for fun, who at 19 killed one million people in a single shot and just happens to be really optimistic for a guy who is a guerilla fighter and a space revolutionary"
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shy-magpie · 23 hours
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"you're so delulu" "#schizoposting" "narc abuse" "the intrusive thoughts won" "microdosing on delusion" "when the voices tell me to" "she's definitely dissociating" oh my god please shut up please shut the fuck up
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shy-magpie · 1 day
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shy-magpie · 1 day
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gently staples this thread to the forehead of the people going “ew why would you ship mohg with miquella when you could make an OC/self-insert to ship with him instead”
the answer, you’ll find, is shockingly simple: because that doesn’t interest me. because that does literally nothing for me. because i’d rather piss in my own eye than ship a canon character with my OC (or self-insert). i promise you, if i had any interest in that, i would do it without needing to be told, but i don’t so i won’t. you’re asking a person who likes chocolate cake why they’re not eating banana cake instead as if those two are even remotely the same
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shy-magpie · 2 days
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shy-magpie · 2 days
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“But what if I don’t want to see hardcore porn on my dash?” Let’s ask why you are seeing hard core porn on your dash?
1. Someone I follow reblogged it- unfollow
2. It was in the for me page- mark the post as content you are not interested in and move on
3. It was tagged as porn- block porn tag
4. It was a pornbot- block and report for SPAM
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shy-magpie · 2 days
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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this
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shy-magpie · 3 days
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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shy-magpie · 3 days
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I love how when Crowley was talking about falling in love in the rain and sheltering under a canopy, he literally tells Aziraphale he saw it in a movie once and all of us collectively said no you didn't you wily serpent weather boy, you good old fashioned lover boy, you hopeless romantic demon man, no you did not
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shy-magpie · 3 days
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Jo Sinclair, The Seasons: Death and Transfiguration
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shy-magpie · 3 days
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shy-magpie · 3 days
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Jonathan Sims has got to be the only character who could try to become God in order to kill everyone on Earth and still have me believing in his fundamental goodness as a person.
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shy-magpie · 3 days
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PSA: the guardian is not working on a hit piece on diy hrt, and claims they are are misinformation
on the 18th, this post appeared on 4chan's /lgbt/ (slurs in thread: link). a screenshot was posted to reddit, then to tumblr. you've probably seen it:
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today, the 23rd, another screenshot popped up on various discord servers, then was reposted variously to twitter. it shows a supposed email from guardian journalist and notorious TERF Susanna Rustin, claiming as the original 4chan post does.
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it's now been shared around, and it's with good intentions. the message is useful: don't share your personal information or medical data with journalists, especially ones that happen to be TERFs.
but the post does this through misinformation and fearmongering. i'm still waiting on my response by email from Rustin, but she's reiterated twice (once, twice) that she did not write the email and is not working on such a story. on the 19th, i talked to other guardian newsroom journalists, who said they also did not know of a story's existence.
the moral of the story: this is misinformation, and it's dangerous. it spreads a fine message here, but it does it through spreading anxiety and terror.
you can follow along with this post on my parallel thread on twitter. also calling on @wakewithgiggli to delete their original post!
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shy-magpie · 4 days
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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shy-magpie · 4 days
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"but how does the giant monster consume enough calories to eat?' fuck YOU it's part of a lush ecosystem that isn't depicted onscreen. Yeah let's just pause the adventure to discuss trophic levels and ATP transfer between subterranean bacterial colonies. Fucking clown. Yeah let's just halt the whole adventure to talk about how the iron-poor planet never developed a magnetosphere, thus the cellular life can harvest energy from cosmic background radiation. That's appendix shit. Moron.
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