my faaaaaavvvoritest ever actually!!! 🫡🫡 I SWEAR I GAVE HIM FRECKLES THEY JUST DONT SHOW UP WELL 4 SOME REASON ☹️ (pt 1 of whats hopefully a series!)

Tis been a harsh winter this season (Ive been sitting outside for ten minutes) and I fear I wont make it to spring (I stood up and felt period blood gushing out of me) I will have to send a letter to my darling to inform her of my misfortune (Im going to send a keysmash and a silly image of a mangled fox puppet going ueuue eoigh oeugh to my bsf) and as the last of my weary breath escapes my traitorous body I will lay my head upon my cold cotton pillow and bid the world goodbye (theres nothing stoping me from going back inside)

I care them lots </3 </3 @elytrafemme