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TEENAGER JOURNAL
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Jungkook: Hey. Ask me why I love Jimin.
Taehyung: *Sighs*
Taehyung: Why do you love Jimin?
Jungkook, pulling out a 200 slide PowerPoint presentation and a 23 page essay: I’m so glad you asked-
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Taehyung: i am hanging onto my sanity by a silver thread.
Hoseok: why is the thread silver?
Taehyung: i’m depressed, but i have STANDARDS.
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Yoongi: Do I look like I care!!??
Jimin: Um, no.
Yoongi, relieved: Ok good. I was worried there for a second.
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Taehyung, driving eighty miles an hour down the highway, steering with his knee while eating McDonald’s french fries: why are you always so tense when I drive?
Namjoon, gripping the handle above the door, feet braced on the floor, humming ‘Jesus Take The Wheel’ under his breath: no reason
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Yoongi: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later
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This performance was intense!! Like always the boys never disappoint!
rent was due
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Jimin: Remember how I said Taehyung, Jungkook and I were going to have a calm night out for once?
Namjoon: …Yes
Jimin: Well, we’re in jail
Namjoon: *hangs up*
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Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness?
Seokjin: I can be uncooperative.
Interviewer: Okay, can you give me an example?
Seokjin: No.
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Jungkook, trying to apologize: Sometimes, I make terrible, reckless decisions…
Namjoon:
Namjoon: I’m aware.
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Jungkook: Ugh he’s smothering us with reasonable advice!
Hoseok: Well, listen to him then?
Taehyung: God, not you too!
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Jungkook, pointing: May I sit there?
Taehyung: That's my lap.
Jungkook: That doesn't answer my question.
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Namjoon: We should settle this like civilized adults.
Yoongi: I agree.
Hoseok: So, a rap battle?
Namjoon & Yoongi: A rap battle.
#bts incorrect quotes#bts#yoongi#namjoon#hoseok#bts rap line#why do i feel like this is how ugh was written
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Jungkook: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Jimin, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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