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— "Now, you see, Little Badger—"
— 'Dunno what he's talking about, but he sure is pretty.'
#wow this is pretty#i really love how you draw danny#gender envy through the roof#fuck you for that i dont wanna think about how i present to the world#danny phantom#danny fenton#vlad masters#vlad plasmius
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The ‘Villain protects injured Hero’ trope is>>>
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It was weird.
"V-Man!"
That man was completely blind... and yet. I could feel like he could see me.
I was right.
— Ectolocation AU
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I’m gonna stick my nose in the whole “Phantom being filmed by fans and bystanders during ghost fights and posted on social media” thing and suggest we combine it with “Good Plasmius/Vlad” to get videos and pictures of them being something of an uncle/nephew or student/teacher duo.
One video shows Phantom sparring with Plasmius. Specifically, Phantom accidentally freezes him in a block of ice and seems stuck between laughing his ass off and genuinely apologizing. Plasmius manages to get out eventually, but seems unhappy about Phantom laughing. It doesn’t faze the ghost boy, though.
Someone snapped and posted a picture of Phantom acting all sneaky and hiding behind Plasmius and under his cape, holding the side of the cape under his head with a mischievous smile while Plasmius seems unbothered.
Someone got a picture of Phantom stargazing with a telescope unbothered, face full of sheer excitement and wonder, while Plasmius is chasing a ghost hunter off.
Another person posted a video of Phantom flying, but Plasmius comes out of nowhere and grabs him by the back of his suit (or hood, depending how you draw him), and Phantom sort of goes limp like a cat. He smiles at Plasmius, but the older ghost seems unhappy with him. No one knows the story behind it, but it was funny.
The favorite one so far is a video of Phantom being exhausted after a particularly hard ghost fight and Plasmius showing up a bit too late to help, so he ends up carrying him somewhere else, and if you turn the volume up, you can hear Plasmius say “Get some rest, little badger.” right after Phantom seemingly falls asleep.
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Dick is losing his mind at this point.
There is a very cute guy flirting with him in and out of the mask.
This usually wouldn’t be a problem. If he didn’t want the attention, he would make himself very clear.
No, the problem is that Danny is significantly younger than him.
Like he’s around little wing’s age right now age gap.
He knows he should shut this game down.
He’s older and he knows that if he mentions it to Danny he’ll stop.
But it’s not just simple compliments about his body.
No these are sweet and genuine.
And they’re making Dick’s brain go to mush.
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Keeping Up With The Wayne’s but bc Jason literally cannot be there, they have like a little memorial shrine and when asked about Jason, Bruce is like,
“oh my son, my wonderful wonderful dead son, he was an angel a perfect boy the best possible child ever.”
Tim just makes snide ass comments like “Well he wasn’t that great, he was actually an asshole who would always drink the last of the coffee and not make another pot like your suppos-“ and Bruce would interrupt like “hahahaha timmy here never got to meet Jason.” before gently covering Tims ears and fake whispering to the camera “He’s always been a bit jealous”
in revenge, Tim put the batman cowl in Bruce’s bedroom before he gave a tour and Bruce had to say it was Sex Thing.
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this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me
#fun fact im inly a quarter white and yet i am somehow the color of toilet paper#arab' means jack shit#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Dpxdc stuff
College (in the US) is expensive, and despite being dead he does still want to become an astronaut. It's been a few years since he graduated high-school. So why not ask his loyal knight, Frighty, to be his royal chaperone as the crowned prince looks across universes and their subsequent dimensions for a university to attend.
The admission process is a bit bumpy, since the first requirement is just "Do they accept non human creatures?"
One universe in particular adores him. He's in the news as "the boy next universe", people there seem to really like the white hair and space vibes.
He ends up going for a uni in Gotham City.
Except well... there is a certain crime fighting guy who isn't a fan of super powered people being in his city.
Sir. Batman, as Danny has been calling him for the bit, has an odd hatred towrds Danny that he doesn't really get.
Uni life as a prince is gunna be different.
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Look honestly I had no idea where this was going, just needed it out of my brain. If you wanna take it somewhere go for it
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3 times Amity Park sees "proof" that Danny is in a gang
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Dash
Math is always boring, and it's not like he needs the best grades as long as he keeps winning games for the football team.
Dash looks out the window, as a man is walking across the grass in front of Casper High. He hears an ear splitting noise as someone getting up from their desk shoves it to the side.
The twirp stands up in the middle of class, and heads for the window. He jumps out and starts yelling at this random dude Dash has never seen.
"Nope, no. I didn't say you could be here."
The person looks at Danny like they got caught cheating on a test, "How'd you even know it was me?"
"I'm not an idiot, you can change your face all you want, Boxy, I'll always recognize you. Now pay up or leave."
The man doesn't hesitate to swing. Danny darts forwards and uppercuts the guy. He crumbles.
Which... Dash wasn't expecting. Really he wasn't expecting any of what just happened, but the well landed uppercut is definitely on the top of that list.
He'd heard rumors that Fentino had joined a gang. He just assumed that they were just rumors.
The nerd (he may have to switch to a new insulting nickname) rumages in the man's pockets, pulls out a hand full of something shiny, Paulina whispers something about a weirdo that only carries coins, then he stands and looks at the maybe unconscious body on the ground.
Then Fentino, once scrawny little nerd Fenton, PICKS UP this grown man, swings him over his shoulder and drops him behind some bushes, before coming back into the classroom and sitting back at his desk.
He isn't even sweating.
Dash will be rethinking every fight he's ever won with the twerp. Which up till now had been all of them...
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Mr. (William) Lancer
On his days off Will likes to walk the various small shops in town, his usual stops being the bookstore, followed by the only café that sells Earl Grey lattes, and finally if he feels like splurging; going to Sockratés. A sock store with a pun name he can really rally behind.
It's while he's leaving the café and on his way to peruse the new socks in stock that he spots young Mr. Fenton.
He knows his students don't always like seeing teachers outside of school, but this one in particular has been getting into some trouble recently. So to help 'inspire the youth towards a life of academia' he makes his way to the boy.
Mr. Fenton unexpectedly stops short and looks down an alley only a few feet infront of Will.
He pushes up his sleeves and stalks briskly into the alley.
Just as he turns the corner Will sees why the boy walked in. A young man in a leather jacket sitting up against his bike and a girl in fish net stockings and green hair is leaning up against the young man.
"Jhonny, Kitty. You're not causing trouble, are you?" Ah, maybe Will had nothing to worry about, Mr. Fenton is just-
"Nah, boss. We paid your stupid price, we're just hanging around town."
Jiminy Cricket, has Mr. Fenton raised the ranks that quickly?! Or, and Will isn't sure which is better, have they all been blind to how long he's actually been part of these gangs?
"Good, I'll be keeping an eye on you." Young Mr. Fenton, much to young to be saying a phrase right out of an Agatha Christie novel, looks over to the girl. "Hey Kitty, you think you can keep a leash on shadow?"
"Hey!" The biker gets up, clearly angry. "I'm the one who calls the shots with Shadow."
Mr. Fenton doesn't even glance over at him. "Sure boss. I'll promise to watch em' both." The girl says, she looks over at Will and winks at him.
He straightens and walks away from the alley he's glad he never actually walked into. He'll need to update the other faculty members that the boy is in a much worse position than they expected him to be.
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Star
Paulina and her were in the stands for their boyfriends football practice. The team had just finished and are in the locker rooms washing up before their double date at Nasty Burger.
Paulina is the one that spots the nerd trio first. Danny, Sam, and the kid with a PDA are walking onto the field.
The two of them watch as from across the bleachers the mayor appears.
What the hell is the mayor doing here after class hours.
Everyone kinda knows the mayor and Danny have beef, showing up out of no where seems weird.
Paulina pulls her down behind the seats slowly, hoping the CHS banner is blocking them both they watch. They are too far away to hear them speaking and despite being amazing at lip reading the only one facing them is Mr. Masters, and his face is too tense to make any sense of what he's saying.
The mayor sighs, he looks as angry as her dad gets when the green bay packers lose.
Then he pulls out a wad of cash and hands it to Danny.
Paulina and Star look at each other in shock, is the mayor paying Danny hush money? If he is, what does Danny have over the damn mayor that would warrant such a huge chunk of cash.
They look back as Danny is splitting the money. He pockets half, then splits the rest between Sam and PDA boy.
That must mean he really is the king pin in all this, if the mayor is involved.
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Notes:
Had to dumb down Dash's POV. Didn't think he used the word incredulous. I'm a nerd at heard, Mr. Lancer's POV is more like my actual style.
And for that last bit. The other 1/4th of the money is for Jazz. She won't take it, but he can slowly add it to her savings account like he has been with the other cash he's been getting from the ghosts.
Fake Human au
Au where the ghosts leave the ghost Zone and get fake human bodies. When the ghosts leave the Ghost Zone they get a temporary human body that can only sustain them for one to three days. This means that Danny looks like he's just beating up random people. I definitely want there to be an assumption that Danny is in some sort of gang or Mafia dealings. especially when he's more powerful and maybe a ghost King which means all these people are listening to him.
Outside looking at Danny his grades drop and he starts getting into fights. especially because I imagine Danny doesn't have a ghost form in the human world. I think he still has a ghost form but only in the ghost zone. Danny looks like he is regularly skipping class to get into fights with random people. It can be anywhere to people who look like bikers or skinny nerds but it looks like he's fighting them.
Danny is seen as very powerful because he can be in the human world wherever he wants while other ghosts have to take time in between trips. Danny can skip between the Realms at any point especially because he has the portal in his literal home. The main reason for this post is the fact that it looks like Danny is Raising in the ranks of some sort of gang if you have no idea about the ghost and I think that's funny.
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Fake Human au
Au where the ghosts leave the ghost Zone and get fake human bodies. When the ghosts leave the Ghost Zone they get a temporary human body that can only sustain them for one to three days. This means that Danny looks like he's just beating up random people. I definitely want there to be an assumption that Danny is in some sort of gang or Mafia dealings. especially when he's more powerful and maybe a ghost King which means all these people are listening to him.
Outside looking at Danny his grades drop and he starts getting into fights. especially because I imagine Danny doesn't have a ghost form in the human world. I think he still has a ghost form but only in the ghost zone. Danny looks like he is regularly skipping class to get into fights with random people. It can be anywhere to people who look like bikers or skinny nerds but it looks like he's fighting them.
Danny is seen as very powerful because he can be in the human world wherever he wants while other ghosts have to take time in between trips. Danny can skip between the Realms at any point especially because he has the portal in his literal home. The main reason for this post is the fact that it looks like Danny is Raising in the ranks of some sort of gang if you have no idea about the ghost and I think that's funny.
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Chapter 1: Beginning of an End
For @sheabeeprime and @uniasus for this year's @phicphight !
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The thing about Fenton is that he’s not…..subtle.
Star thinks about this as she watches him struggle with his locker. Kwan’s just about to offer to help—she can see it in her peripherals—before Fenton groans, looks left and right (completely missing them loitering across the hall directly behind him) and sticks his hand into the locker.
He’s fiddling around with the lock, trying to unlock it, instead of doing the completely reasonable thing and just. Grabbing the thing he wanted to grab. Why bother with the lock at all if he’s just gonna stick his hand in anyway?
She and Kwan share a look at that. Kwan scratches the back of his head, looking around to see if anybody else could tell him what to do, before settling on her pleadingly.
She sighs, shaking her head and closing her eyes against the headache that she feels coming on. It’s Senior Year. You’d think after 3 years, Fenton would get better at hiding, not worse.
But then again…it did take the majority of Casper High a year to even realize something was wrong with the boy.
She thinks about that, before correcting herself. There’s nothing wrong with him. He’s just….not all right either. She shakes her head, walking off to the nearest classroom door. It’s early in the morning so the halls are still relatively empty. Star and Kwan are only here because of morning practice.
She wonders, idly, why Fenton is so early. He’s usually late, but then again the ghosts have been getting better about leaving him alone these days. Fenton’s lost those wretched eye-bags he kept carrying around like Paulina and her prada bags.
She opens the door softly, placing Kwan in front of her and placing her hand on his broad back, as if pushing him out. She slams the door behind her, pushing Kwan who blessedly goes with it.
“Star! What’s the rush?” Fenton jumps, yanking his hand out and inadvertently tripping the locker open.
“We’re gonna be late to practice.” She says, primly.
“Alright alright, oh, hey Fentino.” Kwan chuckles, as they pass by Danny.
He flinches, picking up the books that spilled out. “Hey, Kwan. Star.”
He starts pulling at his sleeves, always long sleeved nowadays, but no sleeve is long enough to cover the scars that litter his wrists and fists. She gives him a sweet smile, staunchly ignoring the way his answering nervous smile has too many teeth.
“Morning Danny. See you later.” She stops pushing at Kwan to pull up beside him. He takes her hand, squeezing it gently as they make their way down the hall. Just before they turn the corner she sees Danny stare at his hand in fear. He flexes it, and she notices that it has claws, before they disappear and he breathes out a shakey sigh.
“It’s getting worse, isn’t it?” Kwan says softly. She looks up at him, and his sad far away stare.
She doesn’t want to answer–doesn’t want to face the truth of it. But this is Kwan.
“Yes.” Of all the A-listers, she’s the only one that seems to be on neutral terms with Danny, and the only one who see exactly how many times it’s been a close call.
His hand squeezes hers, and the rest of the walk to practice is deathly silent. Because what can you say to that? Nothing.
She squeezes back.
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DPxDC prompt: Just another quiet Gotham night
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