pretty sure it doesn’t work like this, but what do I know about the moon’s whims
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my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???
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he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern
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They didn't know here they'll become BEST FRIENDS.
They didn't know here they'll be in a common-law marriage.
They didn't know here they'll raise a son together.
They didn't know here they'll go through widower and divorce arcs.
They didn't know here they'll fall in love.
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easy jobs for women who cant follow instructions that pay 4 grand a week
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Girls are like “I’m fine!” and then consume thousands of words of fanfiction to cope with their exhausting modern lives
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thinking about the scene in barbie where she asks for permission to be herself and she's told she doesn't need permission, and no one can give her permission for that, because it's just something you start doing
thinking about the scene in barbie where they say you don't need to be exceptional to have worth and deserve love, because just getting through the day is often hard enough
also thinking about the scene in barbie where barbie tells a bunch of construction workers she doesn't have a vagina and the construction workers who have no context beyond her being a pretty girl are like "oh okay that's cool"
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I wanna see a ufo
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WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive
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barack is gonna pull a misha
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there was a vacancy, after all
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Spider-Punk
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Just watched the latest episode of Barry.
On a separate and completely unrelated note I’m gonna go take a 74 minute shower I think.
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Hi tumblr, I’m entering a phase. Can you recommend the best marauders era fanfics you’ve ever read?
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