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Sam: You’ll never guess what the farmer is growing!!
Farmer: Sam, I’ve told you before that it’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Sam: I know what I saw.
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Sam: Is it okay if I swear?
Abigail: Yes Sam, I will allow you to swear.
Sam: F
Abigail: Yes, go on
Sam: I’m nervous
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First Meeting Shane:
Shane: I have feelings for you.
Farmer: You do?!
Shane: Yes, I feel you’re a little annoying.
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Farmer: Is there a word that’s a mix of sad and angry?
Elliot: Disgruntled, desolated, miserable, malcontented...
Leah: Smad?
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Harvey: The human body is made up of 70% water.
Emily: Great, so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.
Shane: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more of an anxiety pickle.
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Willy: Was she fast?
Clint: I couldn’t keep up with it
Willy: She, Clint. We call boats she.
Clint: Alright captain, I couldn’t keep up with she.
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Farmer: So wait, when pizza is involved, you can suddenly do math in your head?
Shane: I’m just saying pizza is good.
Farmer: Hold on, Shane, how much is 19, 154 pizzas divided by 61 pizzas?
Shane: 314 pizzas.
Farmer: What if they were salads?
Shane: Carry the four and-
Shane: it doesn’t work.
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Sam: And that’s how I once met Spider-Man in ZuZu city.
Sebastian: Sam, that’s nice and all but I just asked if you wanted this Joja Cola.
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Farmer: Hey Shayne!
Shane: There’s no ‘y’ in my name.
Farmer: Wha? This is a verbal conversation.
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Shane: I know you don’t want to do this
Shane: And I hate forcing you to do things,
Shane: But the heater is broken and it’s too cold
Farmer: Hey Shane, whatcha doing?
Shane: ...
Shane: Putting little sweaters on my chickens.
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SDV as Texts I’ve Sent at 3 am
Emily: I feel personally attacked that the Lion King II soundtrack isn’t on Spotify.
Abigail: I’m so mad they censored my ROBLOX name. Can’t I be Oscar Wilde in peace?
Sam: How big of lungs do you think a bee has?
Sam: Do bees even have lungs?
Sam: BEES DON’T HAVE LUNGS. HOW DO THEY BLOW OUT THEIR BIRTHDAY CANDLES?!
Sebastian [talking about exams]: It’s never too late to start a mild dependency on cocaine.
Leah: I can’t explain the disbelief and annoyance in which that is John Mulaney must be referred to as ‘John’
Elliot: Do you think moths have feelings? They must.
Sebastian [at 5 am]: I went to bed at 2 but now I’m up again and I hate myself. I shouldn’t have drank four iced coffees.
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Farmer: Do you think the cause of Sebastian’s isolation is due to his mother’s remarriage?
Farmer: Like, maybe he was very social as a kid, but Maru got more attention than him and it made him feel overshadowed?
Farmer: Or maybe, maybe it’s because Maru sits and thinks by the same river that he smokes by
Farmer: And that’s his river. And he has to wait to smoke when she’s there.
Shane: It’s almost 2 a.m, stop talking to me.
Farmer: It’s the river, isn’t it?
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How to make your wife blush in one sentence
Credits to @sebby-and-abby for the quote :)
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Oh my goodness, this is absolutely adorable! I love it!
[pointing aggressively at the stars] YES!!!!!!
based on a text post by @sebby-and-abby!!
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Maru, pointing at the stars: Yes.
Sebastianlly, irritably: What?
Maru, pointing more forcefully: Yes!
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Sam: *gets a papercut*
Farmer, under their breath: Hasn’t he been through enough?!
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Harvey: Look, I know things are difficult, but you can’t bring Sebastian with you.
Farmer: Sir, that’s my emotional support emo-
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