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@sauron-facts

sauron came up with the ideas of gay sex and red eyeshadow in celebration of valentine's day!

sauron, gothmog, and thuringwethil are the Mean Girls of angband.

sauron got banned from wearing spider-themed jewelry in angband bc melkor has Issues

it's okay, he reclaimed it ❤️

sauron doesn't like doors because they remind him of the noldor

I did like ROP somewhat and I just saw how you said you were blocking people who liked it so this is me doing the right thing and telling you you should block me – I do think your blog is great though!

it's okay, you get a pass <3

signed, sauron-facts

sauron keeps a collection of teeth in his personal study. he claims they're 'ethically sourced', but...

SAURON-FACTS APPROVED IMAGE!!!

so a couple of days ago I came across this thread by @sauron-facts containing an old post about our darling dark lord not having bones and was inspired to draw him as a lovely invertebrate. lmao anyway enjoy😂 love, cilil

so which is it? what does this mean? hmmmm??

sauron shifts his form to include bones when he feels like it; what of it?

so anyway, i'm over here, blocking the rings of power fans that found this blog as fast as i can, but like. how are there so many of them. i refuse to believe that people actually found the show good. i refuse to believe that we're thirstposting over the most mediocre white men i've ever laid eyes upon. where did they all come from.

sauron is an instagram thot

just a quick fyi: this is not a rings of power friendly blog. the show is bad and its interpretation of sauron is bad. just go read morgoth's ring or something, thanks <3

in some strange twist of fate, a blogger that vehemently defends tumblr live is mad because a sauron shitpost blog is... shitposting about it? honestly, i'm just as confused as you are.

sauron was the mastermind behind tumblr live. he's not sorry about it, either.

Wait what’s land rights? (Also I deliberately avoided learning what bench was because this was the era when I’d just watched game of thrones and learned I could not handle graphic depictions of torture but sometimes I have this horrible urge to find out anyway)

i'm not sure how... widespread? this was? but there used to be an inside joke in the silm fandom around 2017 about thingol being a sugar daddy and granting certain elves 'land rights'. there were memes and valentines and fics to go with it, though i'm pretty sure they're all relics by now & not all too easy to track down, but alas-- it was funny in the moment!

also, yes. let's not talk about... benches. ever again. i'm having war flashbacks.

sauron was the mastermind behind tumblr live. he's not sorry about it, either.

sauron doesn't like doors because they remind him of the noldor

fun fact: once a sauron kin blog got very upset with this blog because it wasn't actually representative of sauron's experiences and canon character