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#i am literally at a bar with friends and stopped conversation to say ‘oh samies!!’ and show everyone this#rdr2#arthur morgan
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”I know nobody cares but I finally cleaned my room after a whi-“ ME!!!! I CARE!!!!!!!!! I CARE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE AMAZING!!! KEEP GOING!!!!!!!! IM PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Statue of the goddess Aphrodite bathing in the garden of the Reggia di Caserta, Italy.
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Give me your version of Atsumu head canons. Bring me to the dark side.
okay but here's the thing. atsumu is the worst. he really truly is and my burning love and affection for him has been brought upon me against my will. random atsumu hcs here and then spicy thoughts beneath the cut.
first and foremost, atsumu fancied himself a player in high school but at his core, he's an absolute, two-braincelled, stupid-with-it simp when he likes someone. he invests a lot of energy in pretending that he isn't but. he is
my hc always for getting together with him is a FWB situation where he catches feelings WAY before you do and he just like suffers miserably and pines all the while working really hard to pretend to be unaffected until you finally get there too and then he's like ohthankgod
he's a very casually, physically affectionate guy. in public, at parties, alone in your apartment. he does a lot of like mindless touching of you, like doing so just settles some part of his brain, so he just. touches you a lot.
he's like a cat - the number one way to get him interested in you is to express a distinct lack of interest in him
he refuses to admit when he makes mistakes. not over like, big life or relationship things, but he definitely meant to dye his hair like bleach blond and ended up with that brassy piss color and absolutely refused to admit he wanted it to look any other way and now it's been YEARS of the piss hair color and he's too stubborn to change it
he loves volleyball and it's pretty much his singular focus, but unlike someone like kageyama, when he's not playing, he is Not Playing. atsumu is absolutely a spend the entire weekend in sweatpants horizontal on the couch and watching trash reality tv
atsumu LOVES trash reality tv. he follows the story lines on 90 day fiance and shit and shouts scandalized updates at you in the other room when he watches them
cannot cook for shit, spends a quarter of his pro salary on take out or at osamu's shop
he's messy as fuck. he really is. not dirty, but he's messy. he leaves shit all over the place, he's super mess-blind and doesn't even see the clutter he is predisposed to leaving all over the place
i do get undiagnosed adhd vibes from him
atsumu loves someone who does not take his shit. atsumu's life partner NEEDS to be someone who cuts him glances across the room and tells him to cut his shit when he's being insufferable. he prefers this. he does not want to be with someone who lets him run roughshod with his attitude. he needs an osamu who isn't his brother basically lol.
he casts a wide and heavy guard around himself, emotionally. he makes himself unlikable because he's convinced he's unlikable so he beats people to the punch and affirms that conclusion he thinks they will inevitably reach because it hurts less to lean into that role than to be like, actually emotionally vulnerable.
people have called osamu the better twin his entire life and he even agrees with it, under the bravado. which is miserable and sad and i hate it.
he is utterly and absolutely convinced that his worth as a person is tied to his utility as a volleyball player. when the day inevitably comes where he has to retire, he will have some personal reckoning to deal with.
okay atsumu is convinced his dick is magic and the worst part is that it kinda is
infuriatingly, atsumu is that smug guy at a party convinced his dick game is god-tier and then you sleep with him and it actually is and you're like, god dammit
his dick is just. perfect. thick and a little curved, definitely a shower not a grower and he's very proud of the fact that his soft cock is like, pretty big
definitely a "gray sweatpants" wearer eyeroll
he's like the only dude i've ever stanned who isn't like a selfless lover in bed and yet, he just has this like...it factor. i don't know how else to describe it. you keep expecting his ego to keep you from coming while hooking up with him and somehow you always get there, with way less time and effort from him than basically anyone you've otherwise been with - and this drives you CRAZY because you don't know what it is and it's ANNOYING because he's so SMUG about it but you can't even give him shit for it?? because he gets you there?? every time??
dude is a swittttccccchhhhhhh. a switch a switch a switch. he enjoys pulling hair and biting and topping and giving out some like, light degredation but he also loves getting pinned down and forced to take. dude is a shivery mess for overstim and edging and loves them BOTH. he strangely, for his personality, slips very easy into a more submissive role in the bedroom, and that is VERY fun, since you know how insufferable he is outside of it.
#couched on the ground with my head in my hands#b/c this post made him hot to me#what the fuck??? help?? how did you do this?????#i was immune for so long#haikyuu#miya atsumu#fic library
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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue
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Ncuti Gatwa - Attitude Magazine (May/June 2024)
#entranced by all of these and esp tHE HAT WOTH THE DIAMONDS CASCADING INTO THE COAT#the STANCE and the POSE and the LOOK from under the brim#ncuti gatwa#fashion
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the joy of creation :3 !! (anything worth doing is worth doing badly)
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can the lads in the upstairs flat kindly shut the fuck up it is 1 am please fellas
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love this outfit on him because the buttons are so close to popping and freeing his tits
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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard
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I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:
Fictional characters are objects.
They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.
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au headcannons so specific you're using industry acronyms
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#tradie touya is IT for me#working on his carpentry or electrician or welder apprenticeship#picking up extra work with road work crews#work that challenges his mind and body in a way he didn’t realise he needed until it he was doing it#also touya in high-vis work clothes on his smoko making respectful eye contact with the local stray cats
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college au!deku would be a nightmare professor actually. that guy should be a guest lecturer only. do not burden him with a teaching role. he's not responded to any of my emails about scheduling end of semester exams. please professor midoriya i need to send the details to the exams department by 3pm tomorrow or it won't be scheduled. i will tell the head of school on you izuku. don't make me take it to executive dean.
#the students love him and the faculty admin staff would plot his murder if he weren't so handsome and charming#he's the guy who should have been a weirdo phd student forever#i have very niche university au headcannons for all of my blorbos
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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky
me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:
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