sanctferum
The Real Monster (certified Scoobert warrior)
The personal blog of Sanct (real name Jonah) Curator of the Homestuck Sound Test | The latest edition of the Homestuck Sound Test is available here: sanctferum.tumblr.com/post/638058644066435072/ | The latest edition of the Undertale: Your Best Companion Soundtrack is available here:
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#I have been fucking GOT.#The Adventure Zone#TAZ#The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula#TAZ spoilers#spoilers
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preserving last night's conversation for posterity
#have not been active here for a while but. sure#nsfw#loreweaver-universe#damaramegido#c'mon Acey don't be a coward
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nice dichotomy of either a walrus or a fairy knocking on your door, idiot. what's outside of it
(a raven saying nevermore)
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no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see
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A series of screen shots I couldn't help but save from @derinthescarletpescatarian 's time to orbit unknown.
There probably would have been more but I have been speed reading the rest as I now have time.
#time to orbit: unknown#the first one is especially good as far as last words go#drops that incredible line and then just dies#iconic tbh
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"i didn't even realise this but some people in israel hate their government"
you have no trouble understanding that there are many americans who condemn their government, but you're surprised to hear the same thing about israelis? what?
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listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.
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the problem with not voting in order to send the message that you hate all the candidates and the entire system and therefore refuse to participate is that it's completely indistinguishable, as a signal, from not bothering to vote because you think the system is great and all the candidates are great and you'd be fine with any of them. so you might want to rethink the strategy there
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what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years
#13 years and 2 months#that's for my RP group#6 years for most of the Shitpost Crew. though I knew a few of them longer
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ended up in thaleia with a couple of moby dick RPers
unfortunately, the fight with llymlaen did not contain any whales
unbeknownst to captain ahab, between battles i quickly edited my usual party greeting macro to work for alliance chat
videogames are good actually im going to be giggling about this all night
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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
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Derin… Derin… *my voice descends into a harsh, desperate, whisper*
what’s with the neon. why is there so much neon. that’s too much neon.
It's a good gas
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pokemon fans when they have to wait another year for the next big game with no major releases in-between
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i love when people tag something "long post" and its like. a single paragraph reblog. you are weak and will not survive in this harsh environment
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i love when people tag something "long post" and its like. a single paragraph reblog. you are weak and will not survive in this harsh environment
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i love when people tag something "long post" and its like. a single paragraph reblog. you are weak and will not survive in this harsh environment
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