salparadiselost
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GOODキター！
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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i wanted to draw falin again after yesterday's ep 😭
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As long as we're talking about weird sibling texts y'all gotta see this completely unprompted banger my sister sent me the other day.
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I love the new oneshot you and Jube posted!! Little bat familiar Timmy sounds adorable
Poke @jube-art for the cutest little bat familiar tim art you've ever seen
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I’m sorry I haven’t been writing much :( life is hard and output is low
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Wonderful animation! I love the small movements and the colour choices!
TERRIBLE THINGS || animation meme
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Me again
Summary: "Welcome to the wonderful world of creating and owning your own personalised pet!
Itties Bitties are artificially created pets that have been genetically customised to their owner's desires. They are a perfect option for those who which to have complete control in how their pets look and behave. Drake Industries has hundreds of gene options and millions of possible combinations meaning your bitty will be completely unique to you!
And the best part? You can recreate your bitty over and over again so that your pet never dies!
So pop on over to one of our bitty centers to create your perfect, personalised pet!"
Authors: @salparadiselost, @jube514
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One of my favourite baby Jason sketches I’ve seen
old stuff. i just love this little sketch sm ((
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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.
Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.
Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.
Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.
Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.
Confused Bruce: You wasn't?
Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...
More Confused Bruce: You don't?!
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Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?
Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?
Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.
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#kay polls#curious mostly#personally I love combinations#fantasy mystery#historical horror#sci fi horror#that type of thing
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Patron saint of Weird(/affectionate) Angst with a happy ending 🤣💖
I do love me some weird angst
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Patron saint of highly specfic AUs that feed my soul
I do love my super specific au’s that feed a part of your soul you didn’t know you had.
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Thats me LeLe. He was not happy in this photo. He hates the car and was just tolerating Birb’s pettings.
Patron saint of spamming lele emoji >:3c
I love him 🥺
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Indulging my bullshit and playing in the boy toy cat man boobs mermaid centaur sandbox with me :)
I play in the sandbox with you <3
#this was Jube i know lol#kay speaks#they are also in the discord#and see all the shame#both of them mention boobs#what Can i say#i love a boob
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Boy-boobs and thematic cannibalism
You actually know me so well
#kay speaks#this was birb#who’s in the discord#she sees all my 2am thoughts#and my no-hold-back story ideas#she sees my shame
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