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sacchariferouspoet · 14 hours

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new coping mechanism: describing self-mutilation in excessive detail with the ending sentence always being something about the ribcage

#in my head

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sacchariferouspoet · 5 days

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my guy you gotta fucking kill me

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sacchariferouspoet · 10 days

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I’m Sorry That I Left You There in the Darkness - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#383b4a #6b557c #a290b8 #dbd090 #b49b5b

#color me curious #reblog

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sacchariferouspoet · 10 days

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They Will Be Back - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#272b36 #301840 #c28293 #e2b5bc #f2dfd9 #e7b696

#color me curious #reblog

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sacchariferouspoet · 14 days

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hi wozblr

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#self reblog #i know it's got little traction but i like having it closer up top where i can see it :)#scott the woz

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sacchariferouspoet · 15 days

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

#OH MY GOD #reblog #favorites #dolly parton

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sacchariferouspoet · 17 days

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it just so happens that today, April 13th, a young man is banging out the tunes

#neil banging out the tunes #homestuck #reblog

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sacchariferouspoet · 17 days

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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

#creepypasta but nothing is out to get you.#rather it's something inescapable from the start.#reblog #stardew valley #favorites

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sacchariferouspoet · 19 days

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