*shoots you with my trans ray*
*shoots you with my trans ray*
*shoots you with my trans ray*
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One might assume that since most girl dont have a.peanits they cannot be jorking it in the stripped club. ladies if youre pull on youre clitor it will suffice. Heed not the rules of man, jork that shit as your please
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Its like working for 2 years straight and then only being allowed 5 minutes of gay times
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the videogame man is real and he will marry me you鈥檒l all see
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whats up youtube its ya boy iHatetheStalkersinHelldivers2 back at again with another rant about how much they fucking suuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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get out of here white boy
just go
skedaddle
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This is insane
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EVERYONES WRONG ABOUT THE AIRBURST ROCKET!!!
It flies for as long as the trigger is held and explodes on release. Theres no "detection" because you are the detector
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Read this as "girl suck" my "girl balls"
"girl math"???? "girl dinner"??? girl suck my girl balls
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Bro made up an entirely new scenario based off other people and is mad at me for it.
MONEY ISNT REAL
SO NEITHER IS DEBT
DO WHAT YOU LIKE
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
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It鈥檚 a trap!
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Im sorry but is this not just
i wanna make food for somebody 馃ズ馃槶
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Im high
Im bi
Every day i ask god why
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Marcille: whoa heay woaew her mammalammaries are boobiling so breastfully
Laios: my sister is so fucking cool
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I (autistic) really appreciate this clear and precise language describing how to interact with you!
assume at all times that my posts are made to be as deliberately malicious as possible and specifically targeting you
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Flash forward 3 months when we get overrun and The Ministry of Truth reveals a Super Duper Earth
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