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I write CoD stuff and take requests
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MWlll Spoilers
This song, but Ghoap
“I'm not your one, you're not my lover
We're just two grown men saying goodbye
No need to forgive, no need to forget
I know your mistakes and you know mine
And while you're sleeping I'll try to make you proud
So, baby, won't you just close your eyes?
Don't be afraid, it's my turn
To chase the monsters away”
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FAXXXXXXXXXXXX THERES GLADIATOR KONIG TOO BUT I CANT FIND THE PICTURE
Gladiator GhostSoap AU by @/SundayCat3 on Twitter
https://twitter.com/SundayCat3
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Mini Soap Fic
hockeyplayer!soapmactavish x figureskater!gnreader
You were a figure skater, preparing for a competition. Right after your practice, was the practice for the hockey team in the same rink. One of the players, nicknamed Soap for his slippery skills on the ice watched you practice, occasionally coming before everyone else to watch you.
The more he watched you, the more he learned about figure skating, watching as you preformed tricks that were very difficult, but you did with ease.
One day, you came earlier then usual. As you arrived you saw Soap, in his hockey gear, on the ice...performing your routine that he had learned from watching you. You watched in amazement as the hockey player gracefully skated around the ice, unknowing to your presence.
You gathered up your courage, going down onto the ice, skating out into the middle. As he ended, sweaty and out of breath, he looked up, and saw you, giving you a small crooked smile, his baby blues looking at you with curiosity.
I was in the mood for fluffs, but also lazy, so here we are
#call of duty#cod mw2#john soap mactavish#soap cod#soap mactavish#soap fluff#i actually love him so much#this man
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John 'Soap' MacTavish by @/sulanoarts on Twitter
GO VISIT THE ORIGINAL ARTIST AND FOLLOW HIM, HE IS BRILLIANT AND DESERVES IT SO MUCH, DO NOT FOLLOW ME FOR THIS WORK
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does anyone else just sit in science and read cod smut?
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Math's Saddest Love Stories
Asymptotoes
Two lines, one straight, one not
They grow so close together
But are meant to never touch
No matter how close they grow
A hand reaching out
Trying to get a grasp
On a love that will never be their own
Tangent Lines
So close to love
Till they finally meet
But the meet is brief
One pulls away
The other still in love
Never meant to meet again
And only meant to grow further apart
Only to be distant strangers again
Parallel Lines
Two lines, straight and true
Lines never fated to meet
They stay an even distance
Never nearing eachother
Both wanting the other
But never close enough to tell
Until they walk together till infinity
But never fated to love
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Math's Saddest Love Stories
Asymptotoes
Two lines, one straight, one not
They grow so close together
But are meant to never touch
No matter how close they grow
A hand reaching out
Trying to get a grasp
On a love that will never be their own
Tangent Lines
So close to love
Till they finally meet
But the meet is brief
One pulls away
The other still in love
Never meant to meet again
And only meant to grow further apart
Only to be distant strangers again
Parallel Lines
Two lines, straight and true
Lines never fated to meet
They stay an even distance
Never nearing eachother
Both wanting the other
But never close enough to tell
Until they walk together till infinity
But never fated to love
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Inquisitor Ghost by @/frankiesteinart on Twitter
https://twitter.com/frankiesteinart
Go check out the artist, and give them love ❤
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That’s it. That’s the post
I don’t have the credit for this image I found it on Pinterest
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Blog Info
This is my small (minuscule) corner of the internet that I reside in. I make a lot of fluff content and I'm starting to write more NSFW content, so if you dont like that, get. I am happy to take request, the guidelines are below
My Secondary Blog- @royalarmyjester
This is where most of my reblogs go to declutter my main blog
Request Guidelines
The guidelines are simple; choose an operator from CoD, choose male or female for pairing, and what the story is. I do a lot of fluff and angst, and will (maybe) do NSFW content, based on the idea provided.
Posts/Upcoming Posts
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My Posts/Upcoming Posts
Simon "Ghost" Riley
-Ghost Headcannons
Konig
-Konig Headcannons
-Midnight Comforts pt 1 Fem!Reader
-Midnight Comforts pt 2 Fem!Reader
-Fight Over You Fem!Reader
-Real Talk About Konig <- pure sin in every way, but very important, inspired by @lycheedr3ams
Simon "Ghost" Riley x John "Soap" MacTavish
-Circles -inspired by @ravenmichaelisstuff
-In Your Arms -inspired by @ravenmichaelisstuff
AUs
-Halloween AUs (WIP)
Depresso
-Math's Saddest Love Stories
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Warning; Suggestive Konig
Mans is owning it too bro
@lycheedr3ams
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Dude, i just gave the people what they wanted to know, this stuff is important, and it gives a good idea...besides, we all know that thing is fucking massive so
Real Talk About Konig
Me and my good friend were talking about Konig, and about one thing in particular-his dick.
HEAR ME OUT
This man, according to Reddit, and everything else, is 6'10. Now the average male is 5'9, with 5.19 inches. So average height of a male x 12 (for every inch in a foot) is 69. 5.19 divided by 69 is .075. that means, for every inch of a man's height, he has .075 of an inch in length for his dick.
Now, the average girth for a 5'9 man, is 4.59. So, for every inch of a man's height, is .067 for his girth. Konig's height is 82 inches.
Now taking this all into consideration, lets do some math here.
L= 0.075 x 82 = 6.13 inches
G= 0.067 x 82 = 5. 49 inches
However-when it is hard, it can be 2 inches (or more) longer.
So, Konig can be 8.13 inches long, with a 5.49 girth. Girls, I dont know, if you knew this, but you are not fitting him inside you. The average female mouth opens about 2.2 inches wide. YOU CANT FIT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH
Thanks to @lycheedr3ams for this lovely conversation we had
Also, no one look at my search history-
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This is why im getting a masters degree in mathematics lmfao
Real Talk About Konig
Me and my good friend were talking about Konig, and about one thing in particular-his dick.
HEAR ME OUT
This man, according to Reddit, and everything else, is 6'10. Now the average male is 5'9, with 5.19 inches. So average height of a male x 12 (for every inch in a foot) is 69. 5.19 divided by 69 is .075. that means, for every inch of a man's height, he has .075 of an inch in length for his dick.
Now, the average girth for a 5'9 man, is 4.59. So, for every inch of a man's height, is .067 for his girth. Konig's height is 82 inches.
Now taking this all into consideration, lets do some math here.
L= 0.075 x 82 = 6.13 inches
G= 0.067 x 82 = 5. 49 inches
However-when it is hard, it can be 2 inches (or more) longer.
So, Konig can be 8.13 inches long, with a 5.49 girth. Girls, I dont know, if you knew this, but you are not fitting him inside you. The average female mouth opens about 2.2 inches wide. YOU CANT FIT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH
Thanks to @lycheedr3ams for this lovely conversation we had
Also, no one look at my search history-
#cod mw2#call of duty#cod könig#konig mw2#konig headcanons#könig cod#konig#konig cod#konig modern warfare#konig call of duty
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Real Talk About Konig
Me and my good friend were talking about Konig, and about one thing in particular-his dick.
HEAR ME OUT
This man, according to Reddit, and everything else, is 6'10. Now the average male is 5'9, with 5.19 inches. So average height of a male x 12 (for every inch in a foot) is 69. 5.19 divided by 69 is .075. that means, for every inch of a man's height, he has .075 of an inch in length for his dick.
Now, the average girth for a 5'9 man, is 4.59. So, for every inch of a man's height, is .067 for his girth. Konig's height is 82 inches.
Now taking this all into consideration, lets do some math here.
L= 0.075 x 82 = 6.13 inches
G= 0.067 x 82 = 5. 49 inches
However-when it is hard, it can be 2 inches (or more) longer.
So, Konig can be 8.13 inches long, with a 5.49 girth. Girls, I dont know, if you knew this, but you are not fitting him inside you. The average female mouth opens about 2.2 inches wide. YOU CANT FIT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH
Thanks to @lycheedr3ams for this lovely conversation we had
Also, no one look at my search history-
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