Um
Why does Ben have Aiden's last name, isn't his mom related to Aiden's mom??
Like, we all know how surnames work in America; Wife typically takes the husband's last name, or they take both (or she doesn't take it at all, idk). Aiden's dad is obviously the one who had Clark as his surname. However, Ben also has this surname, but the dads aren't related, the moms are, how'd he get Daniel's surname??
Note that the Clark moms are sisters, because Niaomi literally said "I think what my sister is trying to say..."
So... how did Ben get the surname Clark?
Either Red wasn't thinking about the parents (sorry no offense 😭), or he changed his last name...?
Idk, I just realized that while thinking about a possible Thomas Aiden duet with 'Stayed Gone' (Rainbow factory au real??)
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I would SMASH solomon ong,,,,, We'd do doggy style, cowgirl, mating press, ALL OF THEM. In the demon realm, in the human realm, in the celestial realm, I have no limits. His bussy would be demolished, I fear. He'd be impaled on my strap like a flag bro, you don't GET IT,,,,, RAHHHHHHHHHHHH AHQOWOWOFOFOFOFOFOFO.
— Anon
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SOOOOOO
i was tagged by @rickie-the-storyteller over heeeereeee and it didnt let me reblog so new post!
LAFGSLKRGHLSKGH THIS IS SO FUN HELP WHY DIDNT I KNWO THIS EXISTED-
ANYWAYSSSSS
i gto very little ships (sadly) so im gonna go with both platonic and romantic ehehehe
Annexander (is it how were calling it?? idk) (@holdmyteaplease ur the expert on this give me a feedback)
Alexander: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Anne: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
Alexander: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Alexander: *turns around and helps Anne through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Anne.
Anne: Okay.
Anne: Shut it Alexander, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends.
Alexander: Lets survive this together!
Anne: I HOPE YOU DIE.
Anne: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Alexander: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Anne: So blurple.
Alexander: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Anne: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Alexander: You were confusing before but now I'm scared
Anne, holding a scooter: Alexander! Can I go outside and play with this?
Alexander: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
Anne, running outside: Thanks Alexander!
Alexander, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
Alexander: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks!
Anne: Why would I do that?
Alexander: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
HELP CAUSE WHY IS THIS SO THEMMMM AKFGASKJGF
Anne and Indigo (the absolute besties)
Anne: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Indigo: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Anne: Yes.
Indigo: I'd sleep.
*Anne sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Indigo: I ain’t reading all that.
Indigo: I’m happy for you tho.
Indigo: Or sorry that happened.
Anne: I have a plan.
Indigo: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
Anne: …
Indigo: …
Anne: I no longer have a plan.
Anne: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Anne: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
ok... this is scarily accurate...
Alexis and Claire (friends to lovers complete dumbasses edition)(they have exactly 1 brain cell and they take turns being the responsible one. most times i gets forgotten at home)
Alexis: My hands are cold.
Claire: Here, let me hold them.
Alexis: My lips are cold too.
Claire: *covers Alexis's mouth with their hand*
Alexis: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Claire: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
Claire: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.
Alexis: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Claire: NO-
Alexis: What do you do for a living?
Claire: I exist against my will.
Alexis: Claire, I have a question.
Claire: What is it, Alexis?
Alexis: What color is an orange?
Claire: Alexis, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.
Alexis: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Alexis: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Alexis: Go big or go home.
THIS IS FUN. VERY FUN.
HOW TO CREATE CHARACTERS 101: NAME, BASIC VIBES AND THROW THEM AROUND IN THE INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR✨
tagging literally everyone i know on this one cause the world deserves to do this
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