rossesimp
Rossesimp
Artist, Ace Attoney fan, I might make comics
(my asks are still open you fuckers)
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this post was surprisingly not about you, but im also victim of harassment on your part
hey yall, quess what emo boy is getting yassified today
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i remember showing this to someone and the first thing they pointed out was the crotch. thatnks beste, i know simon's got that cocktana and i am fully aware im giving it to him. move on babe.
hey yall, quess what emo boy is getting yassified today
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What was the first property/media you read fanfiction online for? 🌈
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if we're ever in a voice call & i say some shit like "im bringing you in the kitchen" i hope you picture me picking you up by the head like a pollypocket & just carrying you around
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Blocked parried smooched on cheeck
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yes sirrr
Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer
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I didn't knew there was an AA theme for the 3ds
i'm crying bc i love it so much ;;;;;;;♡♡♡♡♡
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sharing this gem with all of you
@darminky
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how dare you keep this in the tags, do it you coward
@darminky this is the fic for you
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@darminky this is the fic for you
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THE POSTS??????
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Rosse is 851- im the sexiest
How sexy is your name?
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)
- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST
A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23
Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!
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Funny things overheard on the Gear Station’s PA:
[Mature themes mentioned.]
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Ingo: To the lady, *ahem* …attending to the gentleman in the back of car four, please stop what you’re doing; you’re not being subtl- NO! DON’T SPIT IT OUT, DON’T SPIT IT OU-
{a flustered couple is escorted off the train.]
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Emmet: Attention everyone, Let’s give a big ol’thank-you to the gentleman in the priority seating, who’s not only refusing to get up for a pregnant woman, but is also refusing to put out his cigarette, and thus delaying the train for everyone else! Give him a big round of applause!
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Emmet: a reminder to passengers, please don’t shave your legs and or beard on the train, it’s unsafe and verrrry unsanitary….
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Ingo: Attention if you’re going to be a seat hog and put your feet up so no one else can sit down? then you deserve be sat on, that is all…
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Emmet: No motorcycles in the subway, E-mobility scooters are okay, but not motorcycles! Your sick ride will turn the train car into a gas chamber!
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Ingo: please don’t pry the doors open, and jump out because you missed your stop! You are causing a safety hazard to yourself and others.
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Emmet: *accidentally turned on the mic* OH-HO… ARC’S SAKE IS WRONG WITH YOU KIDS THESE DAYS?! SUBWAY SURFIN’? ARE YA ASKING TO MEET ARCEUS?! COS’ THAT’S HOW YA MEET ARCEUS! *kid crying in the background begging him not to tell their mom!*
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Ingo: Please don’t open the emergency window because ‘you were feeling hot.’ it’ll set off the alarms and cause the train to breakdown and ‘being hot’ will be the least of your worries…
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Emmet: please don’t put your children up in the baggage shelves, they’re not as sturdy as you may think…
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Ingo: To the gentleman dressed as Spinarak-man, please stop spraying silly string at the other passengers, it’s annoying and…Wait, is that you Emmet?! [Spinarak-man flees as soon as the train stops.]
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Emmet: to the guy who threw his coffee at the grind station’s barista? please report to battle car, I just wanna talk…
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@darminky
walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face
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