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villklovn · 18 days
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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villklovn · 1 month
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How to cope with touch aversion: Radio Demon edition
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villklovn · 2 months
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ramadan mubarak to all my beautiful mutuals who celebrate it, may it fill your hearts with peace and hope 🌷🦋🤍
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villklovn · 2 months
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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villklovn · 2 months
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Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”
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villklovn · 2 months
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villklovn · 2 months
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“Where is my house
Where is my mother
Where is my father
Where is my sister and my brother
Where is humanity!”
Graffiti seen on the rubble in Gaza
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villklovn · 2 months
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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villklovn · 2 months
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🍉If I must die, let it bring hope. Let it be a tale 🪁
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170 hours later and this behemoth project is completed. After being moved to tears three times by Dr. Alareer's poem, I needed to create something. Hopefully this honours his memory.
Hoping to get some funding from local orgs to get this printed into a physical booklet for distribution.
From the river, to the sea!
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villklovn · 3 months
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I wanna bop along to The Kolors but my head is still full with the image of our collective hallucination that was the chicken dance with John Travolta Fiore and Ama
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villklovn · 3 months
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every time there's an italian podium lockout i say fuck it i guess i'm just going to have to learn italian now
but if i did i'd miss out on the very specific first week of february experience of a completely unintelligible dash and really idk if i'm willing to pay that price for my knowledge
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villklovn · 3 months
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NON MIA MADRE che completamente ignara dei doppi sensi ha detto “la lingua, la lingua voglio vedere, io non l’ho vista sta lingua” SI VOLA
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villklovn · 3 months
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dirige l’orchestra il maestro Severus Piton
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villklovn · 3 months
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villklovn · 3 months
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Itablr supremacyyyyy
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villklovn · 3 months
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Don’t get fooled by the “this is going so fast for a Sanremo serata” IT ALWAYS STARTS LIKE THIS AND THEN THEN TIME STOPS
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villklovn · 3 months
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se io penso che un anno fa qui ci stava la ferragni a pubblicizzarci come anche le donne possano essere capitaliste di successo e adesso letteralmente ha la carriera sul filo del proverbiale rasoio
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